Theists, does it surprise any of you that most atheists are upstanding members of society?
Based on some of the questions lately, I think that some of you actually think most of us do that stuff all the time.
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[Stabs stullerrl with a ritual dagger, while eating a baby sandwich, indulging and promiscuous sex, and praising Satan's name]
No proof for you!!
Here's one from "I'm so freaking hot"
I seriously doubt athiest don't get pregnant to have abortions. I doubt seriously not one athiest has ever killed for fun. I don't think all of you do that but I doubt seriously none of you do that. What do you think your trying to prove that you are better than others. Well you aren't you can't even show the proof of your lack of belief in the first place. As far as worshipping the devil that would be a devil worshipper. And as far as I can tell only animals eat their young.
You pathetic fools! You can't even prove that God doesn't exist!
I would like to see some facts and proof of your statement.
I'm sure you would. Conversely, we're just supposed to take your word about your stupid gawd.
FAIL.
I'm not going to offer proof, but I am going to make a suggestion: stop this line of arguing. If it's not true, stop lying, and if it is true, don't piss us off.
On the flip side, you worship a vengeful dick as bad as your devil, symbolically eat your god, get pregnant just to drive up the population, and kill for self-righteous reasons. Funny, isn't it?
I would like to see some facts and proof of your statement.
Sure, try and prove you haven't eaten your children. Hah! betcha can't do it...
How about the metric fucktons of atheists who live productive, healthy, happy lives? My brother is an atheist and hates violence, rescues/rehabilitates stray animals at his home, has a baby daughter that he loves, and has been cutting back on the meat lately. (His acid reflux is acting up really bad just recently.)
Yes, as an atheist, I worship the devil, constantly get pregnant just so I can kill the fetus (and eat it), and shoot random people for the hell of it.
Yeah, like that time I got a temporary gender change so I could be a lesbian, get pregnant, and get an abortion.
It's was like a 5-hit combo of me hating God.
Wait, that never happened.
Allegory for Jesus
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2008-Jul-13 01:15 AM
It's the Proof Nazi!
Ladies, by show of hands, who here has ever actually allowed herself to go through the physical, mental, and emotional changes associated with pregnancy just to kill the fetus before it can fully develop? That sounds to me like a lovely pastime.
Of course, just last month I got pregnant, had the abortion today and am roasting it up for dinner as we speak.
And you thought veal was tasty!
As far as killing people, well remember the movie "Death Race 2000" ;)
oh yeah, i totally get pregnant JUST to have an abortion. Yeah, it's all for kicks!!
AND I LOVE EATING BABIES!! the other OTHER white meat!! fuck yeah!!
'That we DO NOT worship the devil, eat our young, get pregnant just to have abortions, or kill for fun?'
What do you call Eric Rudolph, Paul Hill, James Charles Kopp, and Michael Griffin? All less-than-upstanding members of society who committed murder in the name of God.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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