Evolution came into being to dispel G-d.Evolution is satanic in nature.The purpose of Charles Darwin was to make people think that they evolved rather than being created by G-d.It is a lie,where do lies come from ? Satan.
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Do they?
If I remember correctly christians often equate Satan with the snake of the creation story of Eden.
The Snake told Eve that she wouldn´t die from eating the "forbidden fruit" but rather gain the same knowledge as god. Wehreas god just told Eve she would die after eating rom the fruit.
It is obvious that it was the snake who told the truth. Some christians argue that Adam and Eve became mortal after god detected their "betrayal", but they (Adam&Eve) could have avoided this if they had eaten from the tree of life as well (something god feared as it was a reason for him throwing them out of Eden).
Therefore Death was not necessarily the inevitable consequence of Eve eating from the tree of knowledge and god lied.
Evolution contradicts Jesus!
Obviously, that means that it was intentionally constructed to destroy Christianity! Which, of course, means that it is a lie supported by Satan, since the Bible just cannot be wrong...
D/rwin was a Christi-n and withheld hi_ T-eory of Evo:ution for the l?ngest time becaus" his Christ=an beliefs challenged it and he knew it would be ho#ly d¤bated by fundie$ like `ou.
Seriously, stop putting stupid symbols in the middle of words. God won't smite you for saying his fucking name. And if you can say "the lord" or "He" or whatever the heck in everyday speech, can't you fuckinng write it, too?
So if you life then it's not really your fault becuause it was satan that made the lie?
Also it is YHWH that is ineffeble not the title of god, in other words it's his name your not supposed to speak you idiot.
"There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed by the Creator into a few forms or into one."
Oh yeah, that godless Darwin!
It is a lie,where do lies come from ? Satan.
But... didn't God create everything? So God created lies...
It's not that she doesn't type "God" because she can't say it, but because if she typed "God" and someone printed the sentence on paper, and then threw it away, it would be defacing God's name and a sin (this is a Jewish thing usually).
Not that I'm defending her or anything, she's obviously crazy.
Lessee...
Anaximander deduced evolution around 500BC.
Aristotle (300BC) not only deduced it, but believed that eveything living came from living slime.
Quite a few others too.
So fail.
Satan, if he existed, should sue you for libel. Your Bible contains no examples of Satan lying to anyone, at any time. Your God, on the other hand, lied dozens of times.
gorgeoustxwoman2: I am deciphering this as (gorgeous) (Texas) (Woman) (2)
More proof that beauty and brains are generally mutually exclusive-
Anna Nicole Smith was from Texas also, but she wasn't a rocket scientist, either.
Aside from the anti-evo bullshit, this is kind of interesting:
...where do lies come from? Satan.
I was under the impression that Satan came from God, which would mean that all lies originally spring from... you guessed it... God!
Oh, and doesn't God purposely send "strong delusions" in order to damn people? (2nd Thessalonians 2:11,12)
Evolution has produced many benefits to humanity in many different fields. Those advancements did not come about through prayer. So Satan delivers where your god cannot or will not.
The more you people talk about this Satan fellow the better he seems.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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