"Will you join me in calling for regime change in the media and academia?
The two horns on the vile beast mentioned in the book
of Daniel: The media and the academic establishment."
I doubt that's what the author of Daniel had in mind as the "media" of the time consisted almost entirely of gossip due to the low literacy rate and the "academic establishment" was the priesthood.
"They have been usurped by the Atheist mafia who seek
to indoctrinate us with their evil and baseless propaganda."
Damn it! The Atheist Mafia is back is it? And I thought we at the Evil Atheist Conspiracy wiped them out in the brutal and bloody Atheistic Wars.
Please stop letting internet whackjobs fill your head with such stupidity. Sure, it sounds fun to blame shit you don't like on vast world wide conspiracies but it's not good for your mental condition as you, yourself, are a prime example of.
"But only as long as we put up with it.
Isn't it time we liberated our universities and colleges from
the academic fascists who push a subtle Atheist agenda
and seek to divorce America from her divine mission?"
Anytime someone uses the word America (or some synonym) and the phrase "divine mission" I become very afraid...
"Isn't it time to tear down their evil regime and bring
freedom and democracy back into the lecture room?"
I don't recall the last time a vote was taken in a lecture to determine if the information was true or not...
"Should we not burn their wretched books and papers
and consign them to the oblivion of hell?"
I have to quote the poet Heinrich Heine:
"Wherever they burn books they will also, in the end, burn human beings."
"Isn't it time we marched on Universal Studios and
ousted the liberals and atheists from their ivory towers?"
You consider Universal Studios to be an "ivory tower"? You're not really familiar with the term "ivory tower" are you?
"How long must America live under this Atheist oppression?"
Atheist oppression? Please. We're an extremely small minority. If anyone is "oppressing" you it's your fellow Christians who happen to actually be reasonable, rational people.
Nice persecution complex you have though.
"Only when we have defeated them can we be the land of the free and the home of the brave."
You don't see the irony in wanting a "land of the free" while attempting to control information, education and facts?
Hm... I believe Orwell would like to have a word or two with you.