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C is for Crazy, which my words will show
H is for Hell, where anyone who thinks different will go
R is for Retarded, coz I'm homeschooled
I is for Indoctrinated, which means I've been fooled
S is for Science, which I scoff at and laugh
T is for Truth, which only I hath
I is for Ignorant, which I willingly be
A is for Atheists, I hate them, you see
N is for Nephilim, with which I'm obsessed
I is for Intolerance, at which I am best
T is for Travesty, which is everyone but me
Y is for Young Earth, coz I'm a fundie!
*made up on the spot, kinda got stuck with the last one*
@ the devil's advocate
SPawn the movie/comic?
and, shiny mirror.
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Ooooh! How CLEVER you are!
No, really, how many brain cells did you sacrifice for that?
You steal, lie, and murder? That's not very Christian-like.
Wait, actually it is. It's just not very nice.
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You do? And you call yourself a christian?
[EDIT] SeenAndNotSeen for the win!
@ DarkfireTaimatsu:
Rhyming on the spot! Quite impressive, sir.
I award you an Internet. Have a bunch of server farms ready :)
Oh wow, an acrostic! That sure convinces me. Here I was ready to fall for mere facts, which show comparable crime rates are much worse in christian countries, until I saw your acrostic!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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