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No, they don't have to "learn" about other religions. They just have to learn about the one true religion and worship Him, and Him alone.

uptoolate, Free Republic 31 Comments [7/8/2008 2:01:05 AM]
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Who Him?

7/8/2008 2:02:37 AM


Who me.

7/8/2008 2:04:27 AM


One true religion? Worship him? Who or what are you talking about?

7/8/2008 2:05:31 AM


I told you, me.

7/8/2008 2:14:58 AM


Horay for whomever created ignorance.

7/8/2008 2:15:15 AM


They just have to learn about the one true religion and worship Him, and Him alone.

Islam? Allah?...or, Scientology? Tom Cruise?

7/8/2008 2:24:38 AM


They just have to learn about the one true religion and worship Him, and Him alone.

That's right. Now on your knees before Allah!

7/8/2008 2:52:30 AM


Prove that your religion is the 'true' religion.

7/8/2008 3:37:33 AM


Sure I like being praised and all but that leaves out all my other friends like Zeus and Thor. They need some love and praise too.

Guess were you're going when you die?

7/8/2008 3:52:57 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Yes, yes...we all know that we should teach our children about the Truth that is the Buddha's teachings, but it just isn't fair to the Christians in our country to totally disregard their religion. It would hurt the Christian children's feelings to have the teachers challenge their beliefs like that, even if they do so with Truth on their side...it would be an unconscienable abuse of authority to undermine their weak grasp of reality in that fashion.

7/8/2008 3:59:43 AM


Yes our Children must be touched by his noodely appendage as soon as possible. They must be baptized by the bowl of spaghetti over the head by the age of 2.

7/8/2008 4:05:48 AM


Him? The villain from The Powerpuff Girls?

7/8/2008 4:12:16 AM


I knew the FSM was right all along!

7/8/2008 4:23:02 AM


No the guy is clearly talking about Kevin Costner.

7/8/2008 5:00:15 AM


It's me.

7/8/2008 6:45:29 AM


You mean these guys?

NEVER! They are not "metal enough".

7/8/2008 8:25:36 AM


and Cthulhu is still waiting...

7/8/2008 8:38:54 AM


He's clearly talking about the FSM, as he is the one true God and Pastafarianism is the one true religion.

Oh, and inogrance foe Jesus award?

7/8/2008 12:29:43 PM


You mean Eris? She's fucking nuts.

7/8/2008 1:15:51 PM


Sure! That absolutely will not make it enticing to them when they find a new and different way of thinking about the world anyway sometime in their young adulthood!

Also, fire cannot burn you.

7/8/2008 4:31:07 PM

Old Viking

Will all of the one, true religions line up to my right, please?

7/9/2008 12:45:47 AM

Dr. Gus

YES you are right! I have seen the pasta, all praise the FSM!

7/9/2008 12:50:57 AM


Your religion is the one true religion. Fine.

However, all you have to back that up is a book.

Just like Muslims, Jews, Buddhists...

So what makes your particular religion different? I want an answer that DOES NOT refer to your book.

7/9/2008 3:44:30 AM


They won't stick to your religion if they learn about anything else? You must think yours is really, really lame!

7/11/2008 10:31:59 AM


No, I don't.

4/22/2009 7:51:59 AM

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