There was once a dig in siberia where they drilled to a new record depth and broke into a hollow chamber only to heae the screams of those from hell. If you haven't heard of this I know why. Atheists control the media and they suppress this sore of thing. They do the same to ghost sightings.
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There is a corps of shock troops hiding in the New York sewers. They are zombies, so they don't give a shit about being hurt. They await the Go signal from the Antichrist.
Deceased Christers are the most tractable zombies.
I read that story!
In Weekly World News...
This sort of thing, they believe because some distant rumour told them.
Evolution, backed up by tons and tons of scientific research they reject...
Yes its clearly a fake, but the fundies will blame that on the 'atheist' media. Freboy hit the nail on the head, they will believe things like this but not evolution. It makes me sick. They have already decided what the truth is and they won't believe anything that goes against it.
The Book of Revelation says that God will destroy Earth and create a new Earth (and new Heaven, strangely enough). If Hell is within the planet Earth, how is it that the damned souls will be tormented eternally -- will Hell not be destroyed along with the Earth that holds it?
There once was a dig in Siberia
Just a hole in the ground, I’ll admit.
We control the media... and shut down those numerous, retarded ghost shows.
"Ah! Something touched me!"
Sooooo stupid. Hell is a place in a story.
Lying for Jesus; thank you, Bringer-of-Light, for upholding and continuing Christianity's oldest, noblest tradition...
He's gotta point, We Atheists do like to expose total bullshit.
And by the way, All Y'all believers, God says send as much as you can to FSTDTs, Because he's so fuckin sick of your shit and wants you gone from his reality.
This is the weirdest rumor. Hell is where your soul goes when you die. Your body - including the organs that are normally responsible for screaming - go in the ground.
Wouldn't it obviously be in another dimension?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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