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Do you know that if you make an endeavor to find out when and by whom atheism was authored you will not be able to find such information from any source? Not even the most “educated” atheists - particularly those associated with the most elite universities throughout the world can truthfully inform you when and by whom atheism originated. They can enlighten you as to who were its main perpetuators in different cultures; but they cannot identify its founder and when it actually originated.

The absence of a known author and time of origin of such a highly embraced philosophy is a strange phenomenon. But this phenomenon is highly indicative. It suggests that atheism is not of earthly origin - that it had its birth in another sphere before this state of time. Atheism is not a manmade doctrine but a doctrine of the demons. Its originator is none other than the old serpent himself, namely, satan. It had its origin from the very one it deceptively denies exists. It is a doctrine which denies the authorship and existence of its own author! This accounts for the absence of information in any literature embraced by atheists that identify both a human author and earthly time of origin for atheism.

Unknown, Atheist-Fool.com 68 Comments [6/17/2008 10:20:02 PM]
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dpareja

That's because everyone is BY DEFAULT an atheist, twit.

6/17/2008 10:22:17 PM

Miri

"It suggests that atheism is not of earthly origin - that it had its birth in another sphere before this state of time. Atheism is not a manmade doctrine but a doctrine of the demons."

Hmm... a belief not of earthly origin... now, where have I heard that one before?

6/17/2008 10:22:32 PM

One Trick Pony

Atheism is not a religion, you lose.

6/17/2008 10:23:23 PM

Jud

Lack of belief is not a belief. Every child spontaneously develops atheism unless, of course, some person instructs them to believe in Space Ghost.

6/17/2008 10:24:12 PM

Damen

First off, atheism is neither doctrine nor religion. You fail.

And it never occurred to you that atheism is something people have arrived at on their own through-out the centuries?

Ohh, right. To the functionally retarded, demons are responsible for everything they don't like.

6/17/2008 10:24:40 PM

Comicartist

Or maybe it's always existed due to the simple fact that there have always been and will always be those who simply do not believe in dieties and such things.

6/17/2008 10:25:55 PM

DoctorFunkopolis

You could say the same about _writing_.

6/17/2008 10:26:02 PM

Grigadil

Atheists are people who think the idea of a god is pointless.

Atheism is the understanding that the idea of a god is pointless.

Two paragraphs of painfully stilted prose, are thus pointless.

6/17/2008 10:33:14 PM

MK

So uh, wait. Are you implying then that Christianity has an earthly origin?

Would not an unearthly origin be superior to earthly origin, even in Christian doctrine?

You pwned yourself there, unknown fool.

6/17/2008 10:34:15 PM

Alfred

Atheism and agnosticism have existed for as long as there have been people sufficiently intelligent to resist brainwashing such as that to which you have obviously succumbed.

6/17/2008 10:35:40 PM

John

The absence of a known author and time of origin of such a highly embraced philosophy is a strange phenomenon. But this phenomenon is highly indicative. It suggests that the Bible is not of earthly origin - that it had its birth in another sphere before this state of time. The Bible is not a manmade doctrine but a doctrine of the demons. Its originator is none other than the old serpent himself, namely, satan. It had its origin from the very one it deceptively claims it opposes. It is a doctrine which denies the authorship of its own author! This accounts for the absence of information in any literature embraced by fundies that identify both a human author and earthly time of origin for the Bible.

6/17/2008 10:37:46 PM

bunbuns

mmmmm..... word salad.... Could use a better dressing, though

6/17/2008 10:39:55 PM



When did the first religion start, not Judeo-Christianity or Islam, the very first religion of any type? You can't answer that can you? Same difference! You fail.

6/17/2008 10:45:13 PM

Illuminatalie

OMG, that made me laugh. But remember, it's not meant to mean anything to someone who's not indoctrinated. I guess if he can get anyone to listen to him, and put a coin in the plate as it passes, power to him.

"It is a doctrine which denies the authorship and existence of its own author! "
Well, only the true messiah denies his own divinity, I thought. And maybe, the 'so called' experts are really the experts.

6/17/2008 10:52:57 PM

MessianicServant

You may have a point, Unknown, but I think it is important to point out that demons are not atheists. The Book of James, chapter 2, tells us that "even the demons believe there is one God, and shudder." The demons are aware of God and know that they will one day face His wrath.

I can tell you who the earthly founder of atheism is - Buddha. Buddha originated the atheistic philosophy (as well as humanism and secular psychology) and organized atheism into a coherent religion. It is very possible that Buddha was demon possessed. This slovenly man made it his life's mission to destroy any belief in God. I feel sorry for Buddha; he must be in the very darkest depths of hell.

6/17/2008 10:56:40 PM

Eden

I can understand that for someone, who firmly believes that god, 6000 years ago, made humans for his own pleasure it might sound alien that atheism and not theism is the natural default doctrine.

6/17/2008 11:00:36 PM

Ozzie

"He was a wise man who originated the idea of God."
-Euripides (Greek philospher 484-406 B.C.E)

"It was fear that first bought gods into the world."
-Petronnius Arbiter (Roman novelits 66 C.E.)

"Since the masses of the peple are inconstant, full of unruly desires, passionate, and reckless of consequence, they must be filled with fears to keep them in order. The ancients did well, therefore, to invent gods, and the belief in punishment after death."
-Polybius (203-120 B.C.E Greek Historian)

No one has an exact date of the first signs of doubt in someone's mind but it's been around for a long time.

What is the exact date of the first ancient religion? Who knows? We will never know. But religion too has been around a long time.

So you really aren't proving anything one way or another.

6/17/2008 11:01:57 PM

Evilutionist

Who authored the doctrine of not believing in el chupacabra?

SATAN!

6/17/2008 11:03:25 PM

tracer

Isn't this a repeat?

6/17/2008 11:08:21 PM

stoat100

I stopped trying to glean any actual meaning from this cr*p some time ago.

However: the spelling in this one is quite good, and the grammar is better than average.

I'm scared.

I think the fundies are evolving. <*strange noise*>

RIP stoat100 - killed by irony.

6/17/2008 11:09:05 PM

Doctor Whom

Can you tell me when and by whom written language originated? No? Then why are you using something so plainly satanic?

6/17/2008 11:12:40 PM

Lefty Link

No one founded atheism because it's not a religion with particular beliefs. It's default, as dpareja said.

Anything you guys don't like is claimed to be the work of Satan, anyway.

6/17/2008 11:22:33 PM

Old Viking

Perhaps the silliest debating point ever uttered.

6/17/2008 11:35:38 PM

JustinGG

Do we know who invented not-playing-golf?

6/17/2008 11:49:42 PM

The Watcher

Okay, we don't know who created atheism. So what? Does that make it wrong?

BTW: That's one poorly-slapped-together website.

6/17/2008 11:53:16 PM

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