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Buddha is a disgusting human being. Atheists like to claim that they have no god, but this is not true - Buddha is their god, and atheism is simply another form of Buddhism. Buddha is the founder of atheism. Buddha was the first major religious thinker to found a religion or system of belief on the concept of atheism. He rejected every concept of god and instead taught a humanistic doctrine of "right living." However, we know that the Buddha's life was anything BUT right. For one thing, Buddha abandoned his wife and child so that he could go sit under a tree and think about the meaning of life. It's funny that you never hear about Mrs. Buddha and Baby Buddha in secular history books; the atheists do not want the crass lifestyle of their founder to be exposed to public scrutiny. The Buddha was also dishonest. He was a notorious freeloader. He would wander around India in a loincloth and beg from town to town to avoid doing a hard day's work. We know that Jesus was a hard working man. He grew up as a carpenter, and he could swing a hammer like nobody's business. The Buddha died a shameful death. No noble sacrifice, no famous last words, and certainly no resurrection. He just choked to death on some rotten pork. What kind of a role model is that?

Buddha spent his life contemplating the nature of suffering and thought he was pretty clever for doing this. But you know what? God was even more clever than Buddha was. When Buddha died, he came before the Great White Throne and was judged for his sins. He was asked why he rejected Christ, and when he could provide no answer, Jesus escorted Buddha to the brink of the Lake of Fire and threw him in. Buddha liked contemplating the nature of suffering, so Jesus gave him an eternity in the firey pits of hell to contemplate his favorite subject - suffering. Buddha did not escape from suffering; instead, suffering is all he knows, as the flames lap at his soul and burn him endlessly like a dry, cracked leaf caught in a forest fire. The Buddha is crying for mercy right now, but he will receive NONE. He rejected God, so God rejected him. Buddha's pain will never end, and his philosophy of "right living" will not help him escape the flames of hell.

Atheists, if you don't recognize the error of your thinking and turn to Christ from salvation, you will spend eternity with your god, Buddha. That is not a place you want to be.

MessianicServant, FSTDT comments 175 Comments [6/4/2008 9:02:54 PM]
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#671554
Exasperated

...? seriously, this is just so batshit crazy that "...?" is my official response

9/6/2008 1:03:32 AM

#671653
Grigadil

Jesus was born enlightened, and he died stupidly.

The Buddha, starting as a regular human, achieved enlightenment within his life's span. This is far more encouraging to people who wish to grow in wisdom.

9/6/2008 2:41:39 AM

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9/6/2008 2:52:34 AM

#702022
Reverend Jeremiah

Ignore the first paragraphs HUGE fail..what caught me funny was the second.

Budha, if he really lived, existed about 500 years BEFORE Christ. So now it just makes your Christ look like that much more of an asshole:
Budha: "Who are you?"
Jesus: "Im the savior you rejected..Im going to become a man and get crucified for your sins 500 years in the future!"
Budha: "WTF?!? LOLZ..whatev..Lets have some pot stickers!"
Jesus: "Into eternal torment for denying my sacrifice that I made 500 years in the future!"

Then budha kicked Hey-zeus in the balls with his woden sandles and runs for the hills!

9/29/2008 1:51:50 AM

#966302


God: Why did you not accept Christ?
Buddha: Because he doesnt exist yet.
God: Fuck.

6/5/2009 7:29:31 AM

#1069617
kiwimac

Ah, I love the smell of of asshattery in the morning.

12/11/2009 6:39:17 AM

#1069619
kiwimac

How could Buddha reject someone who did not exist when he did? Buddha died 600 years BC!

12/11/2009 6:40:42 AM

#1069637
Swede

What's with these fundies and their wallowing in other people's suffering?

If he hadn't become Buddha he would (probably) have led a life of luxury and ease, and would not have done much hard work anyway.
Buddha is a title, which is why whe don't hear about Mrs Buddha.

Good thing no Christian pastor or televangelist has ever left his wife and kids behind.
Oh, wait...

12/11/2009 7:09:24 AM

#1069996
Antichrist

To quote a Buddhist Monk

I would gladly spend an eternity in hell if I could ease the suffering of one being there.

Yeah, Buddhism is the bad religion.

12/11/2009 1:03:03 PM

#1076054
mudfappus

Hey MorionicServant. Your lips aren't good enough to kiss my ass. Fuck you and the savior you rode in on.

12/20/2009 9:20:11 PM

#1076095
Philbert McAdamia

Messy makes the Baby Buddha cry.

12/20/2009 11:09:19 PM

#1076161
messy

@Philbert McAdamia

I don't! I can't stand screaming kids...


MessianicServant isn't me.

12/21/2009 4:04:18 AM

#1076188
Conroar

@Milking the Catz - "I'd rather awesomely die choking on food than to send myself to earth to kill myself to save my creation from myself."

Haha, thank you for that.

12/21/2009 5:24:34 AM

#1076548
Shane

Erm, most atheists are not Buddhists. How can we follow someone we don't put faith in?

12/21/2009 12:47:22 PM

#1076684
Anon-e-moose

Siddharta Gautama, who ultimately became the Buddha (or 'Awakened one'), was born centuries before your Jesus existed.

And even if we Atheists 'worshipped' Buddha (which we don't), there's one thing that ensures he beats your 'Jesus' hands down:

At least Buddha existed.

Right-wing fundy Christians, if you don't recognise the error of your thinking and turn towards the Eightfold Path - or at least Humanism - you will spend eternity with your 'God'. That is not a place you want to be: Cold and rotting in a hole in the ground, having wasted your life in a pointless exercise called worshipping a nonexistent sky fairy, and expecting your 'soul' (which also doesn't exist) not going to a nonexistent 'afterlife'.

12/21/2009 1:36:12 PM

#1077084


How do you know about what happened to Buddha after he died? Were you there or something? 'Cause if you were, then you are either a ghost or reincarnated, both of which go against what the Bible preaches.

12/22/2009 1:24:44 AM

#1077590
Kitwol

"Atheists like to claim that they have no god, but this is not true - Buddha is their god, and atheism is simply another form of Buddhism."


Ok, that's where I stopped reading. Apparently, this person has no understanding of Atheism.

12/23/2009 1:49:03 AM

#1078763


Buddha was a prince who was initially called Siddharta Gautama. Try to learn a little before critisising.

12/25/2009 4:43:42 AM

#1222521
Anon

>>MessianicServant:

My speech has been 'right.' I haven't used profanity and I've been respectful to all involved in this discussion.
<<

Right Speech as defined in Gautama Buddha's Noble Eightfold Path is not just avoiding profanity or being respectful. It includes not lying or speaking that which is untrue for any light reason. Perhaps "right speech" can be considered to include "do not bear false witness".

You have grossly mis-represented the history and beliefs (or lack thereof) of atheists, The Buddha and Buddhists, and Gandhi. You may disagree with all of them, but please do not lie about them.

10/30/2010 2:13:07 PM

#1222523
Quantum Mechanic

no

10/30/2010 2:20:27 PM

#1222546
Pirate

Bhudda is a title referring to someone who has reached a state of enligtenment, not any specific person.

10/30/2010 5:10:10 PM

#1290216
Anon-e-moose

@CeilingCat

'I wish God would send me back in time so that I could drown Buddha in the Genghis River.'

"ACK! Dude! You just broke your karma. Fucking A."

I'd prefer the Buddha's karma to MessyanusServant's Biblegod's dogma

...and of course, Haruhi Suzumiya's Shamisen - her Catma.

=^_^=

5/18/2011 7:36:36 AM

#1384336
Anon-e-moose

@MessianicServant

"My speech has been 'right.'"

As in right-wing, certainly. Now why not try Left-wing thinking, like mine? It won't kill you.

And furthermore, I suggest you try out the rest of the Eightfold Path:

1. Right View
2. Right Intention
3. Right Speech
4. Right Action
5. Right Livelihood
6. Right Effort
7. Right Mindfulness
8. Right Concentration

It won't kill you. Only your fundie 'beliefs'. And as for:

"I haven't used profanity and I've been respectful to all involved in this discussion."

Ahem; your words, verbatim:

"I wish God would send me back in time so that I could drown Buddha in the Genghis River. It'd be worth it"

'Right speech'? Oh yes, how right you are. And that's the problem.

I've said it before, but bears repeating: Hypocrisy. It's hardwired into the DNA of the right-wing.

Hitler was a right-winger. A Christian too:



[/Reverse Godwin]

3/20/2012 8:20:59 AM

#1534394
Steely

Jeez, I'm a Christian, but I admire the teachings of Buddha. My sister is a Buddhist, and she is a nice person. That said, Atheism and Buddhism are two wildly different things. (not that there is anything wrong with Atheism)

5/2/2013 3:26:24 PM

#1534448


Do I say that you actually worship a big blob of pre-chewed gum with a lisp? No. Now quit telling me what I think, especially when you do not have the capacity to do it yourself.

5/2/2013 5:33:22 PM
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