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Buddha is a disgusting human being. Atheists like to claim that they have no god, but this is not true - Buddha is their god, and atheism is simply another form of Buddhism. Buddha is the founder of atheism. Buddha was the first major religious thinker to found a religion or system of belief on the concept of atheism. He rejected every concept of god and instead taught a humanistic doctrine of "right living." However, we know that the Buddha's life was anything BUT right. For one thing, Buddha abandoned his wife and child so that he could go sit under a tree and think about the meaning of life. It's funny that you never hear about Mrs. Buddha and Baby Buddha in secular history books; the atheists do not want the crass lifestyle of their founder to be exposed to public scrutiny. The Buddha was also dishonest. He was a notorious freeloader. He would wander around India in a loincloth and beg from town to town to avoid doing a hard day's work. We know that Jesus was a hard working man. He grew up as a carpenter, and he could swing a hammer like nobody's business. The Buddha died a shameful death. No noble sacrifice, no famous last words, and certainly no resurrection. He just choked to death on some rotten pork. What kind of a role model is that?

Buddha spent his life contemplating the nature of suffering and thought he was pretty clever for doing this. But you know what? God was even more clever than Buddha was. When Buddha died, he came before the Great White Throne and was judged for his sins. He was asked why he rejected Christ, and when he could provide no answer, Jesus escorted Buddha to the brink of the Lake of Fire and threw him in. Buddha liked contemplating the nature of suffering, so Jesus gave him an eternity in the firey pits of hell to contemplate his favorite subject - suffering. Buddha did not escape from suffering; instead, suffering is all he knows, as the flames lap at his soul and burn him endlessly like a dry, cracked leaf caught in a forest fire. The Buddha is crying for mercy right now, but he will receive NONE. He rejected God, so God rejected him. Buddha's pain will never end, and his philosophy of "right living" will not help him escape the flames of hell.

Atheists, if you don't recognize the error of your thinking and turn to Christ from salvation, you will spend eternity with your god, Buddha. That is not a place you want to be.

MessianicServant, FSTDT comments 175 Comments [6/4/2008 9:02:54 PM]
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#527374
The Lazy One

I'd rather spend eternity with Buddha than with you.

6/4/2008 9:06:06 PM

#527384
Tenebrais

Saying "all atheists are buddhists" is like saying "all Christians are catholics".

6/4/2008 9:09:55 PM

#527386
Ozymandias

...Buddhism is quite possibly one of the only religions I like, up there with a few, like the Quakers. It doesn't ever seem to produce fundies-hell, it doesn't even have a god (well, most branches of it).

6/4/2008 9:10:56 PM

#527393
BoxerShorts

Atheists like to claim that they have no god, but this is not true - Buddha is their god, and atheism is simply another form of Buddhism.

Incorrect! It's already been well-established that atheists are another sect of MUSLIMS!

6/4/2008 9:12:39 PM

#527399
Bryan65

How do you know that God and Buddah aren't the same? You don't.

You'd better hope not.

Or God/Buddah will give you an eternal ass-kicking.

6/4/2008 9:13:47 PM

#527401
Xotan

You ineffably ignorant asshole. The Buddha means the Enlightened one - something there is no fear you will ever be. The Buddha is not a god, nor does Buddhism necessarily posit the existence of any god.

6/4/2008 9:13:58 PM

#527407
moose

So The Buddha (from the 5th century BC) actively rejected Jesus (from the 1st century AD)? Really?

6/4/2008 9:16:14 PM

#527415
kingoftheheavies

Yes, jesus swung his hammer in the boys locker-room.

Buddha abandoned his wife and kid.
Your god abandoned his son, and has murdered millions.

6/4/2008 9:18:43 PM

#527422
Beeblebrox

Atheists like to claim that they have no god, but this is not true - Buddha is their god, and atheism is simply another form of Buddhism. Buddha is the founder of atheism. Buddha was the first major religious thinker to found a religion or system of belief on the concept of atheism. He rejected every concept of god and instead taught a humanistic doctrine of "right living.

* To be Unclean
That is the mark of the Mutant
To be Impure
That is the mark of the Mutant
To be Abhorred
That is the mark of the Mutant
To be Reviled
That is the mark of the Mutant
To be Hunted
That is the mark of the Mutant
To be Purged
That is the fate of the Mutant
To be Cleansed
For that is the fate of all Mutants
~Extract from a Training Chant in the First Book of Indoctrinations





6/4/2008 9:21:22 PM

#527426
tmr

Buddha isn't my god.

If I had one though, I'd be more inclined to follow Buddha than your god of vengeance and destruction and hypocrisy; what's worse, creating your son only to kill him for the sake of others, or abandoning a family in search of enlightenment?


6/4/2008 9:22:18 PM

#527431
Ozzie

I thought Jesus made his followers leave their families behind.

Jesus expected you to hate your mother, father, brother, sister, etc. Luke 14:26

Jesus and his crew wandered around freeloading as well. I never read anything about a steady income for any of them.

According to you Jesus is a big bully waiting around to push other people into a pit of fire.

Nice guy

6/4/2008 9:23:27 PM

#527441
aaa

Fucking trolls.

6/4/2008 9:27:01 PM

#527443
Sofia.

So... atheism is a religion on its own, another sect of Islam, and now it's Buddhism. Whatever you say, crazy fundie.

6/4/2008 9:27:36 PM

#527455
Milking the Catz

"He just choked to death on some rotten pork."

Somehow, I'd rather awesomely die choking on food than to send myself to earth to kill myself to save my creation from myself.


6/4/2008 9:33:11 PM

#527462
Brian-sama

I don't recall anything in the Bible that talks about how awesome Jesus was with a hammer. In fact, the Bible really says very little about his formative years, except that he was pretty damn rude to his mom.

Still, the image of Jesus swinging "a hammer like nobody's business" is pretty cool. Sounds like something I might want to try drawing and post on my refrigerator.

6/4/2008 9:34:25 PM

#527465
Darth Vader

So Jesus was one of the Mario Bros. now?

6/4/2008 9:36:27 PM

#527471
Boadicea

Teh stupid! It burns!!

Where to start? How about the fact that Buddha is a title? Like, *the* Buddha, not Buddha? A title that can be earned? So it would be Mrs. Siddhartha and Baby Siddhartha, since that was his original name. And they probably didn't go hungry, naked, or unhoused, since Siddhartha was a prince and had lots of money. He went to learn how to overcome suffering for all people, which *included* his wife and child, so they would not have to suffer. Lastly, he didn't die by choking on rotten pork. Duh, he knew he was dying of old age and entered a deep state of meditation until he passed away.

And just so you know, the Buddha is NOT a god. He himself, when asked "Are you a god?", replied "I am awake."

Jeez, read the story!!

Moron.

6/4/2008 9:38:18 PM

#527472
Beccs

The stupid is strong with this one . . .

6/4/2008 9:39:07 PM

#527474
Zipperback

When Buddha died, he came before the Great White Throne and was judged for his sins. He was asked why he rejected Christ, and when he could provide no answer

I think he'd answer "Because Christ won't be born for another two centuries."

Buddha's famous last words were that he forgave the cook who made the spoiled pork stew that gave him a fatal case of food poisoning and told him.

6/4/2008 9:40:15 PM

#527477
Damned from the Gitgo

"Jesus...could swing a hammer like nobody's business."

Say, pal, I think you have your deities mixed-up. That would be Thor.

6/4/2008 9:40:42 PM

#527479
Moon Wolfhowl

Yay Buddha.

6/4/2008 9:41:17 PM

#527504
Dark_Lord_Prime

Entirely aside from Buddha not being a god, and Buddhism being more philosophy/way-of-life than "religion,"...

I'm curious: how does this tool know what happened to the Buddha after he died?




Oh, right.. his book of fairy tales told him. :P

6/4/2008 9:53:21 PM

#527507
anonymous_troy

Buddha isn't God, though.

Buddhism only recognizes divine laws of the universe, they don't have a personal god or savior, more like a set of rules on how to acheive enlightenment.

Atheists are not Buddhists because:

We don't necessarily believe in reincarnation
We don't believe in the existence of nirvana, or a state of enlightenment
We don't necessarily follow Buddha's teachings

I'm pretty sure Buddha was single.

According to Buddhism, Buddha achieved enlightenment, so when he died, he would gone to Nirvana, I'm guessing.

Point is, I'm not a Buddhist and Buddhism may technically be described as atheism, but it has a spiritual aspect that makes it really more of a religion. They're basically mutually exclusive.

6/4/2008 9:55:26 PM

#527518
Flatworm

Aww, does someone need a Venn diagram?

6/4/2008 9:58:37 PM

#527525
Pyroclasm

Wrong wrong wrong wrong.
Wrong wrong wrong wrong.

Wrong!

Wrong!

WRONG!

(Does anybody else have a clock that chimes like that?)

6/4/2008 10:00:01 PM
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