Quote# 40098

[the musings of an intellectual giant]

How could you not believe in a higher power?
I just don't get it. Evolution??? Please, that's crazy! Look at everything around us. Look at our bodies, and how our systems work. Look how our hearts constantly beat for years, and years non stop. Look how our lungs take air in and out for years and years. Look how our bodies systems just naturally do what they are supposed to do, each seperate system working together to keep us alive.

How in the h*ll could someone say that's evolution??? I just don't get it. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?? There aren't anymore neanderthals (or whatever the h*ll you people want to call them), so why are there still apes??

It's unbelievable that people could think we are just here on earth, just because. We just came out of nowhere, or the "big bang theory" whatever the h*ll that is. It's ridiculous!

CJ, Yahoo Answers 53 Comments [5/28/2008 6:28:19 PM]
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Doctor Whom

Look at the prostate. There is a God, and He wants gay men to enjoy having sex.

5/28/2008 6:30:37 PM

Septic Sceptic

Hey! I ordered the Bumper Mix Bag of Creationist Fallacies, but I don't see the Lady Hope myth in here, or anything about the shortcomings of carbon dating! You sir, just lost a customer. Come on kids, we're going to KFC.

5/28/2008 6:34:36 PM

Papabear

Too much stupid all in one spot.

5/28/2008 6:35:32 PM

aaa

Dang! My goggles were uninsured!

5/28/2008 6:57:45 PM

Fek'lhr

All of those words...and no point...

5/28/2008 6:57:59 PM

McCulloch

Why not learn a little bit about what you are criticizing before you open your mouth? It would reduce the risk of you looking like a complete idiot ... again.

5/28/2008 7:00:04 PM

tmr

You don't get it because you refuse to take your head out of a book of 2000 year old myths and look at reality.

That's your choice. I don't understand it for a second, but hey, you can believe whatever you want.

But, really, you shouldn't go off on tangents about things you have absolutely no understanding of. It makes your ignorance glaringly obvious.

5/28/2008 7:10:28 PM

Niobe

Cystic fibrosis is God's special gift.

5/28/2008 7:18:39 PM

Lefty Link

Please do some research.

5/28/2008 7:26:07 PM

John

Look at our bodies, and how our systems work. Look how our hearts constantly beat for years, and years non stop. Look how our lungs take air in and out for years and years. Look how our bodies systems just naturally do what they are supposed to do, each seperate system working together to keep us alive.

OK, I looked at them. They're the same as chimps and gorillas (or mice or raccoons, for that matter). So how does this prove we don't have a common ancestor.

5/28/2008 7:35:09 PM

Old Viking

Look at our genetic composition, which is 99% identical with that of a chimpanzee.

5/28/2008 7:38:43 PM

Psittacosis

Parrot. Boooooring.

5/28/2008 7:43:18 PM

anevilmeme

Are we really sure there is no such thing as a stupid question?

5/28/2008 7:52:46 PM

Dorkman

I'm going to call Poe just because it basically hit the full checklist of "stupid fundie evolution strawmen."

5/28/2008 8:41:51 PM

JOhlsson

Ahh, the dipshit fundie arguing from incredulity.

5/28/2008 8:52:47 PM

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I just don't get it. Evolution??? Please, that's crazy! Look at everything around us. Look at our bodies, and how our systems work. Look how our hearts constantly beat for years, and years non stop. Look how our lungs take air in and out for years and years. Look how our bodies systems just naturally do what they are supposed to do, each seperate system working together to keep us alive.

How in the h*ll could someone say that's evolution???


Look at all the shortcomings of the human body, and the horrific diseases in the world. How the hell can you say that's a benevolent god?

5/28/2008 9:36:56 PM

Brit-nontheist

@ anevilmeme

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.

;)

5/28/2008 9:37:25 PM

Empress

I can't be bothered to pick up a science book, so scientists are all idiots!!!11!!!!!1

5/28/2008 9:42:40 PM

Joules

Heh. I misread 'intellectual giant' as 'intellectual gnat'. Then I read the post and decided I was probably right...


5/28/2008 9:52:22 PM



I love it how you can swear all the fu*king time as long as you put a fuc*ing star in place of one of the letters. The meaning is the same, everyone knows what you're saying, but somehow its less offensive if you don't spell the entire fuc*ing word?

5/28/2008 9:52:32 PM

Stique

Your mom's ridiculous.

5/28/2008 9:53:50 PM

Comicartist



5/28/2008 9:54:00 PM

Mister Spak

If people were made from dirt why is there still dirt?

5/28/2008 9:59:43 PM

The_king901

He suprised me ----> was thinking he would start talking about how complex our bodies are and that they therfore have to be created, but he turned out to be less smart :/.

5/28/2008 10:00:01 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes??"

Your massive fail has doomed your soul to an eternity in the neverending fires of Science Hell, amongst the ranks of Kent Hovind, Ben Stein, and VenomfangX. There is no redemption for you now that can be brought about by your petty myths and superstitions. Beg! Beg Science for forgiveness, and perhaps you will be spared!

5/28/2008 10:59:30 PM

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