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Scientist have proven that as long as a reptile is living, it continues to grow. So, if we take an alligator and say it lives 100 years and grows 20 feet. What would happen if it were to live
900 years? It would have grown to be 180 feet, thus, a dinosaur. One more thing to think about the earht being in a bubble of water is that prior to the flood, man had never seen rain. That is why no one believed Noah when he said it was going to rain. At that time, the earth was watered by a mist. Another interesting thing to think about is the dramatic decrease in man's lifespan after the flood. he began to age musch faster because he was being pelted by massive amounts of radiation from the sun. Just recently, scientists who use computers to solve unsolve crimes by taking the remains of bones to restructure and form a face of the bones were asked by creationists to do an experiment. Now, first we must understand that this forensic science has met with great success and is proven itself as reputible.
They were asked to take an average man and by comparing the physical changes in the lifetime such as bone structure and come up with a model of what man would look like if he lived to be close to 1000 years. Remarkably, around the 400 year mark, the image looked remarkably like that of Cro Magnum man and aroung the 800 year mark, man the image looked remarkably like Neanderthal man. Now, is this just coinsidence or is God's word true. I believe the the world is just as the bible says, just around 6000 years old.

heiscomingintheclouds, Yahoo Answers 92 Comments [5/28/2008 8:07:32 PM]
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wait

what

5/28/2008 8:10:57 PM

moose

Your bible fanon explanation relies too much on "coinsidence" if you ask me.

5/28/2008 8:11:24 PM

Beeblebrox

This is the same nonsense they were trying to crowbar into our heads in the Christian schools I attended. While science has moved forward 30 years theist "arguments" are exactly the same as they were 3 decades ago.

5/28/2008 8:12:38 PM

Fek'lhr

Do I need a special "Fundie Decoder Ring" to understand this drivel?

5/28/2008 8:13:59 PM

LordJiro

DINOSAURS LOOK NOTHING LIKE CROCODILES. GOODNIGHT.

5/28/2008 8:16:00 PM

poopsock

M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!

5/28/2008 8:16:30 PM

aaa

That's a lot of word salad.

5/28/2008 8:16:37 PM

Pyroclasm

I came clouds.

5/28/2008 8:18:37 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Appearing SOON on a cave wall near you - Cro-Magnum, P.I. !

The fundies haven't enough myths to occupy their feeble minds (well, no wonder - they don't bother to read the big book of them that they already have) they must constantly invent new ones.

5/28/2008 8:19:17 PM

Zankou

Evidence?


YOU FAIL.

5/28/2008 8:22:05 PM

Bill

An 800-year-old man would look like a pile of dust on the ground.

5/28/2008 8:27:24 PM

tmr

If your god made you in his image then he must have no brain. Just like you. Either that or you are totally and completely wasting the one you were given.

5/28/2008 8:28:47 PM

Mayhem

But, if man was made in god's image, then why would he change to look so different through the centuries, even if he did live that long?

5/28/2008 8:30:19 PM

Lefty Link

It's like a science fiction story.

5/28/2008 8:31:27 PM

Grigadil

Cro Magnum Coinsidence.

5/28/2008 8:36:22 PM

emau99

Your mastery of scientific fact is equalled only by your command of the English language.

5/28/2008 8:39:42 PM

booley

The above shows that once you start basing arguments on baseless presumptions, there' s no limit to the stupidity one can aspire too.

GIGO taken to it's natural conclusion.

5/28/2008 8:40:22 PM

Dorkman

Got a source on that forensic analysis claim there, bub?

5/28/2008 8:40:30 PM

boingo

My brain hurts...

5/28/2008 8:44:52 PM

heiscomingintheclouds

Talk about an atheist blog site. May the Lord have mercy on all your souls.

As for quotes, try this one on for size.

The best kind of slaves are the ones who are ignorant of the fact they are slaves.

And this pertains to all of you. You are slaves to the deceptions of the devil. Just as Adam and Eve were deceived by the devil, men continue to allow themselves to be deceived today.

God told Adam and Eve that in the day they ate the fruit of the tree of good and evil they would surely die. The devil told Eve that she would not die, but would be like God, would be a God. She ate of the fruit.

She then took the fruit to Adam tempting him to eat. Adam seeing that Eve did not die ate of the fruit.

Yet, that same day, God confronted them as they hid in the brush, concealing their nakedness. And in that same day they died. Although they lived in the flesh close to 1000 years, they died in their spirits, selling their soul unto the devil and death.

And unless a man is born again, unless a man's spirit is made alive again through faith in God's Son, his soul remains dead in him and when his soul is required by God, because it is dead, it will be taken to where the unrighteous dead are reserved until the day of judgment.

5/28/2008 9:07:28 PM

Old Viking

Made it up to the 900-year-old alligator.

5/28/2008 9:09:12 PM

m52nickerson


5/28/2008 9:14:30 PM

Paschal Wagner

Making Shit Up For Jesus award.

Also, "Cro Magnum Man" (assuming you mean Cro Magnon and not some new kind of ice cream) looked like us. Homo Sapiens. Thanks for playing, goodnight.

5/28/2008 9:15:17 PM

Moon Wolfhowl

@heiscomingintheclouds:

Not all of us are atheist, it's just that most of us are....sane...

Blessings of Odin be with you. ;)

5/28/2008 9:19:43 PM

BoxerShorts

Um... I'm no paleontologist, but I'm pretty sure dinosaurs aren't just big alligators.

5/28/2008 9:19:46 PM

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