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I’m sure the evolutionists’ enjoy playing with their new billion-dollar toy the taxpayers have provided them to help them prove their religion by finding molecules evolving into life on Mars since they have been unable to find this on earth. Why can’t Christians on either side of the pond get the same money to prove the Bible is true? Their wanton waste of taxpayer dollars on their personal ego gratification will exhaust the patience of our Lord and Savior! The hubris of the evolutionists will outlast his longsuffering! I think he will make the International Space Station crash on Richard Dawkins during one of his speeches denouncing him!

joyboy, www.Pandasthumb.org 38 Comments [5/28/2008 6:10:15 PM]
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Raybees

Too stoopid to be anything BUT Poe...

5/28/2008 6:16:10 PM

ArmandT

What.
The.
Fuck.

"Why can’t Christians on either side of the pond get the same money to prove the Bible is true?"

Churches in the USA get billions of dollars a year, tax free. Pat Robertson's media empire alone has a few billion dollars in donations every year, and Texan megachurches get hundreds of thousands every Sunday. They're too busy padding their pockets with it. Besides, the institutes that ARE claiming to prove the bible true (CSE, DI) have such terrible scientific standards that if they WERE up to standard they wouldn't be trying to disprove evolution by shitty speculative essays.

5/28/2008 6:24:29 PM

Alcari

Why can’t Christians on either side of the pond get the same money to prove the Bible is true?
1 - It's not
2 - They're to busy giving money to televangelists and creation museums to indoctrinate more people

I think he will make the International Space Station crash on Richard Dawkins during one of his speeches denouncing him!
I doubt it. I've yet to be smitten (smited?) and I've stood in church and denounced god for 20 bucks. Twice.

5/28/2008 6:24:34 PM

The Watcher

Science isn't about proving something is true. If the government gave anybody a grant to try and prove a predetermined conclusion was true, I'd be right there with you.

5/28/2008 6:24:38 PM

Ozzie

"Why can’t Christians on either side of the pond get the same money to prove the Bible is true?"

I'm not sure all the money in the world could do that.

5/28/2008 6:25:26 PM

SeenAndNotSeen

" I think he will make the International Space Station crash on Richard Dawkins during one of his speeches denouncing him!"

Oddly enough, infidels don't seem to ever be smitten by God anymore. Which is odd, because in the Old Testament, God did nothing but smite. Turning people in to salt, etc.

5/28/2008 6:43:01 PM

aaa

*Facepalm*

5/28/2008 6:47:53 PM

avowed_cynic

Oh...this is why the space program stagnated. Dumbasses like you.

5/28/2008 6:50:30 PM

BoxerShorts

Obvious Poe is obvious.

5/28/2008 6:50:37 PM

avowed_cynic

BTW..."joyboy" is an awfully suspicious name. Are you playing around with other men's you-know-whatsists? Secretly? Then denying it and denouncing those evil sinful...yeah, I think I've made my point.

5/28/2008 6:51:48 PM

Papabear

"Why can’t Christians on either side of the pond get the same money to prove the Bible is true?"

Come up with a credible theory and a couple shreds of credible evidence supporting it and the money will just flow in.

5/28/2008 6:57:00 PM

tmr

Because we want to discover livable habitats on other planets so fundies can all go live there, in their own world away from our fallen world. That's worth all the money in the world.

Fundies, on the other hand, want to change the way everyone on this planet lives.

See the difference?

5/28/2008 7:01:57 PM

Pyroclasm

You know, if I had to go out, I think getting hit by the ISS would be a pretty cool way to do it.

5/28/2008 7:29:58 PM

Brian-sama

It would take some pretty fancy maneuvering to make something as gigantic as the International Space Station crash on only one person. There would be a heck of a lot of collateral damage, killing not only the atheist members of Dawkins' audience, but probably a good deal of "innocent" Christian bystanders.

Then again, as fixated as the fundie culture is on death, I suppose this sort of thing doesn't even bother them.

5/28/2008 7:36:15 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Why can’t Christians on either side of the pond get the same money to prove the Bible is true?

Until a few centuries ago, the Christian church was one of the richest, most powerful organisations on the planet. You had your fucking chance. Rather than proving it true, it spent most of its time crushing people who even raised the possibility that it might not be.

5/28/2008 7:50:10 PM

Old Viking

Geez, after 3,000 years you still can't prove the Bible is true?

5/28/2008 7:51:42 PM

anevilmeme

Please let this be a Poe.

5/28/2008 7:56:49 PM

Fanatic-Templar

I think he will make the International Space Station crash on Richard Dawkins during one of his speeches denouncing him!

That would be the most awesome death ever.

When i die, I hope it's something like this.

5/28/2008 8:00:37 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Failed orbital mechanics.

5/28/2008 8:06:14 PM

Mayhem

I don't know about Poe. I can believe that there are Fundies dumb enough to rant like this. We've seen worse that aren't Poe.

5/28/2008 8:35:17 PM

Philbert McAdamia

I think he will make the International Space Station crash on Richard Dawkins during one of his speeches denouncing him!

Reminds me of the episode of Northern Exposure when the guy got squashed by SkyLab and they buried him in a flat coffin with antennae sticking out of it.

5/28/2008 8:41:20 PM

Beeblebrox

I’m sure the evolutionists’ enjoy playing with their new billion-dollar toy the taxpayers have provided them to help them prove their religion by finding molecules evolving into life on Mars since they have been unable to find this on earth.

Actually, f***stick, the Mars lander is there to determine if the water ice present on Mars ever experiences melting.

Why can’t Christians on either side of the pond get the same money to prove the Bible is true?

Because you a**holes have had nearly 10,000 years of recorded history to come up with some solid and undeniable evidence for your beliefs and so far you've come up empty. The 60 short years we've been aiming ourselves at space exploration have yielded more scientific advancement than any other field of endeavor in Human history. You don't mind if we spend another 60 years at it, do you?

Their wanton waste of taxpayer dollars on their personal ego gratification will exhaust the patience of our Lord and Savior!

Then f*** Him and f*** you too.

The hubris of the evolutionists will outlast his longsuffering!

Umm...NASA is primarily composed of astro-physicists, engineers, particle physicists and cosmologists. How does the Lord feel about them?

I think he will make the International Space Station crash on Richard Dawkins during one of his speeches denouncing him!

So Jehovah is all uptight about evolution research but he has no problem with murdering the personnel aboard the station, the thousands of people who would perish in the impact of the ISS, the thousands who would perish later because of the release of deadly substances due to the crash of the ISS, and Richard Dawkins. Got it.





5/28/2008 8:45:52 PM

Grigadil

"Think" does not mean what you believe it to mean, boytoy.

5/28/2008 9:05:06 PM

Brit-nontheist

A fundie who knows the word 'hubris'... this one's dangerously intelligent for his kind!

5/28/2008 9:45:18 PM

Darth Wang

So what should they do, send a space probe to try to find Heaven?

5/28/2008 10:20:45 PM

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