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[Either way the reality is that people aren't monkeys... we are apes.]

So why aren’t you climbing a tree in Africa flinging your faeces at your fellow apes?

Akatsuki, Naruto Forums 46 Comments [5/14/2008 8:45:24 PM]
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David D.G.

Welcome to FSTDT. Let the flinging commence.


~David D.G.

5/14/2008 8:49:16 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

Because we evolved differently than our fellow apes.


Honestly, what is so hard to grasp about that?

5/14/2008 8:51:48 PM

toothache

*facepalm.* On so many levels.

5/14/2008 8:52:19 PM

Mike

Fucking Narutard

5/14/2008 8:52:19 PM

HeathenAngel

Why oh why do these fundietards not understand how evolution works?

5/14/2008 8:53:13 PM

LordJiro

Because all apes don't throw crap? Though you fundies seem good at it.

5/14/2008 8:54:48 PM

TheLee

You know... I saw a prison movie where this actually happened... See! we're not far off!

5/14/2008 8:57:49 PM

Necronomikron

Post was taken down, since the person was mainly trolling. Probably still a fundy, just doing normal fundy things, which is indistinguishable from trolling.

5/14/2008 8:59:50 PM

approximate

We have the internet for that now.

5/14/2008 9:01:10 PM

Hw22

Sigh...

5/14/2008 9:03:16 PM

tmr

Wow. Such a smart, original question.

5/14/2008 9:11:10 PM

moose

You're arguing on the Internet. Same exact thing.

5/14/2008 9:12:02 PM

Allegory for Jesus

The same reason why, as a member of the animal kingdom, you do not lay eggs or live in anthills. The same reason why you, as a mammal, are not chasing after antelope and humping savannah lions (that I know of). Being classified as a kind of "ape" does not mean that we must be identical to every other species under that categorization in behavior.
How is that so damned hard!

5/14/2008 9:16:46 PM



Because, unlike you, we are smart enough not to throw your relatives!

5/14/2008 9:20:53 PM

joe schmoe

He is, I've seen the video. 2 apes 1 cup.

5/14/2008 9:32:54 PM

FMG

2 girls...
1 cup...

Oh and we are different from the other apes in that we realised that faeces is not to be thrown and that we can throw a pointed stick... While less fragrant than faeces, its a fair bit deadlier...

Its bringing a pointed stick to a poo fight..

5/14/2008 9:35:32 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Somebody doesn't know what "ape" means.

5/14/2008 9:40:37 PM

clockworkgirl21

I'll happily throw my feces at you!

5/14/2008 9:46:04 PM

Papabear

There is more than one species of ape and not all, even not all of the non-human ones, live in Africa.

If you'd step a little to the left, I would be happy to have some feces flung at you. Hang on just a minute.

5/14/2008 9:53:57 PM

aaa

I throw grenades. They are way funnier than feces.

5/14/2008 9:54:46 PM

Lunalelle

Have you ever been to an elementary school playground?

5/14/2008 9:55:39 PM

...

We do. We throw crap at you fundies here at FSTDT :D .

5/14/2008 10:11:31 PM

LAchlan

Hate to be the one to break the news, but you're an ape too.

5/14/2008 10:15:10 PM

LabRat

Because I prefer to hang in my easy chair flinging verbal poo at my fellow apes. Hi there, fellow ape.

5/14/2008 10:19:49 PM

Antichrist

Because my ancestors gradually moved out of Africa. Anyway why fling physical crap when the verbal crap is so much cleaner.

5/14/2008 10:35:07 PM

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