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I went to a wonderful consertive Christian college, Hyles-Anderson. They actually have a 4 year degree there that is called "Marriage and Motherhood". Its a mix of home eco.,counseling, and education classes. I think its perfect for the future housewife and homeschooling Mom and if for some reason I ever need to work outside the home I have a B.S. degree

Lela, Biblical Womanhood 80 Comments [5/8/2008 4:33:49 AM]
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Skaloop

Oh, it's a BS degree alright.

5/8/2008 4:36:24 AM

Mattural Selection

"I have a B.S. degree"

Sorry, this is just too easy.

5/8/2008 4:36:46 AM

ChildeofMalkav

Bull shit degree?

5/8/2008 4:36:55 AM

Osiris

A BS in working at home isn't going to get you many jobs.

5/8/2008 4:37:16 AM

Mr Frog

Why would you ever have to work outside the home? A woman's place is in the kitchen!

5/8/2008 4:38:31 AM

Charlie

That school is unaccredited. It is highly unlikely that this degree would be of any use in a meaningful job search.

5/8/2008 4:40:09 AM



I'm sure you'd be an absolutely wonderful applicant as a waitress or perhaps hotel room service.

Right up there with all the 16 year olds.

5/8/2008 4:40:51 AM

approximate

Did they teach you how to say, "Would you like fries with that?", because that's all your degree is good for.

5/8/2008 4:44:05 AM

Beccs

B.S degree and EVRYONE beat me to it!

*sulks*

5/8/2008 4:45:19 AM

Viva


5/8/2008 4:47:10 AM

cyborgtroy

Why the hell would you need a BS in that?

What are you going to be, a professional....

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Mom?

O_O

5/8/2008 4:51:41 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

"I have a B.S. degree"

This is easily the funniest thing I've read this month.

5/8/2008 4:53:10 AM

cool cats

B.S. degree?

Others beat me to it, but yeah, the jokes write themselves.

5/8/2008 4:56:59 AM

Moo

Oh my god, she actually went to school to get her MRS. What a joke.

5/8/2008 5:08:00 AM

Miri

BS, yes, but shouldn't that be arts? Motherhood and Marriage hardly seems science... Marriage could be argued as an art. BA all the way.

5/8/2008 5:09:34 AM

Crazy Fundie

If her degree were in home economics or human ecology, she could definitely get a job outside the home if need be.

A ‘degree’ from Hyles-Anderson in “Marriage and Motherhood,” on the other hand, isn’t going to get her so much as an interview at most places.

/Me = Writing a home economics curriculum right now

5/8/2008 5:11:38 AM

Antichrist

Work outside the home? BURN WITCH!

And you needed four years of education to learn how to cook and clean? Funny, we had to do it in one class in one semester in highschool called "lifeskills".

5/8/2008 5:22:46 AM

dinkadoo

That degree and some heels might get you a job at a strip club,maybe.

5/8/2008 5:24:06 AM

werewolf

Do they also give out Masters degrees in "Marriage and Motherhood?" I wonder what the thesis was like?

5/8/2008 5:33:35 AM

deathbird

My mum taught me to cook and clean. I went to university to learn something that would assist me in earning a living and challenge me intellectually.

5/8/2008 5:37:38 AM

Mike

Let me guess... the school's not accredited?

5/8/2008 5:37:46 AM

dinkadoo

The Wiki page on the college will make you sick. Read down to the child abuse.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyles-Anderson_College

5/8/2008 5:38:21 AM

Allegory for Jesus

How the HELL do you get a Batchelor of Sciences degree with MArriage and Motherhood as a major!! How!! That is the most retarded thing I have ever heard, and I have been to THIS WEBSITE! Do you know how bad the things on this website are!!! HEre's a hint: You're on it!!

And why would you pay money to go to college to get a degree that is specifically designed to do the things that people have to do anyway! That doesn't require a degree! GEt an actual degree, for God's sake! In something that doesn't pertain to something that you are going to be doing with or without the degree anyway. Otherwise, your stupidity is so great that I am actually happy to see you damn yourself to an eternity of slaving away in the kitchen due to your insistence to you get a goddamn degree in "Marriage and Motherhood".

"Marriage and Motherhood"! Stab me in the throat repeatedly, it is the most inane major I have seen since...well..."Theology"...

5/8/2008 5:51:20 AM

shriekback

Too fucking easy

5/8/2008 6:07:17 AM

Ambrielle

It's all been said.

5/8/2008 7:05:37 AM

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