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#483435
EXCUSE ME! My daughter's giant head ripped through MY vagina, causing ME to have so many stitches the doctor didn't even bother to count them, causing ME so much blood loss I was anemic for weeks while I struggled to feed and care for a newborn while I could barely walk.
My third degree laceration, MY kid. Bugger off!
5/1/2008 1:26:00 PM
#483496
JNF
I saw what happened to God's kid.
I'm not letting that freak anywhere near my kid!
5/1/2008 2:49:58 PM
#483534
Darwin's Lil Girl
"They are not our children to raise"
Why does this sound to me like it will end in neglect? We're just watching them while God does whatever he has planned for them!
5/1/2008 3:30:37 PM
#483596
Berny
JNF wins an Internet.
I couldn't have said it better myself.
5/1/2008 4:53:29 PM
#483873
Lupine
@aaa: O RLY?
5/1/2008 9:18:06 PM
#483884
DarkfireTaimatsu
Eesh... Okay, look, God, if you can prove it's mine, I'll send you a check every month.
5/1/2008 9:42:21 PM
#483959
Allegory for Jesus
You can go ahead and do that...I'm going to raise my children according to Xenu's will. We owe our existence to Him, so it is the least I can do.
5/1/2008 11:29:56 PM
#484062
BobMalarky
Good. Make sure to kill them if they ever seriously disobey you. It's what god said to do.
5/2/2008 1:30:49 AM
#484199
Ambrielle
I wanna hurl.
5/2/2008 5:13:51 AM
#484200
Ambrielle
I wanna hurl.
5/2/2008 5:14:03 AM
#495053
Rambler
@Princess Rot
Yes and the light of God is in his pants.
5/11/2008 5:03:04 AM
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