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Every parent, everywhere is responsible for raising their children. Wait, they are not our children to raise, they are the Lord's children. We need to remember that these children have been entrusted to us by God and that we are to raise them in the light of the Word of God.

imasaved1, Who is Your Child’s Role Model 36 Comments [5/1/2008 1:09:34 AM]
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#482803
cyborgtroy

No. You made it. You fed it. You own it, to the extent of the responsibility mandated by the law and rationality.

5/1/2008 1:18:44 AM

#482804
Bowen

Isn't imasaved1 Bro. Randy's sock puppet or are they two different idiots? Whichever the case, this post is just sheer nonsense.

5/1/2008 1:20:39 AM

#482808
Moon Wolfhowl

I agreed with your statement until you brought your god into it.

5/1/2008 1:28:59 AM

#482809
tracer

So, children are God's gift that He has entrusted to you, wives are God's gift that He has entrusted to you ... and their own individual identities and thoughts and feelings don't matter, right?

5/1/2008 1:29:25 AM

#482823
Azrael

Actually this one is a bit less fundie than the usual Randy, but it's still stupid.

5/1/2008 1:45:44 AM

#482825
werewolf

My children are mine to raise, nurture, protect, and educate. So, fuck off, perv.

5/1/2008 1:47:10 AM

#482826
Beccs

The "Light of the word of god" is flickering and you just can't read by it. Let's raise kids in the light of modern science instead of the shadows of the dark ages.

5/1/2008 1:48:34 AM

#482842
Nowonmai

Whose God? Yours? I'll pass, and allow both my sons to think and choose as they see fit for themselves.

5/1/2008 2:05:09 AM

#482849
moose

They are not your children to corrupt on teens-4-Christ, Randy; they are the Lord's children.

5/1/2008 2:09:51 AM

#482865
John

So the Lord's going to pay their orthodontic bills?

5/1/2008 2:27:29 AM

#482872
tmr

God can have your kids, I don't give a shit. But ours are ours; no one else is responsible for them and no one else is allowed access to them.

5/1/2008 2:35:35 AM

#482909
Old Viking

Where was the Lord when the diapers needed changing?

5/1/2008 2:58:23 AM

#482930
KathleenTheTerrible

@ Bowen

It's Bro Randy, Fucktard-4-Christ.

5/1/2008 3:11:02 AM

#482944
Feminazi

The "lord" dosen't change diapers, attend his child's birthday party, or even pay child support.

He dosen't sound like a very good parent.

5/1/2008 3:21:28 AM

#482990
ID82

Yeah so forget about your kids send them to God's Day Care where he'll raise them for you.

5/1/2008 3:53:15 AM

#482992
Papabear

It started out great, then spun off into insanity.


Bubber Randy, we would be much better off to raise our children in the light of the truth. No, no, no, not "The Truth (r) you Fundies always prattle on about, but real truth. You know, the truth with facts and proofs, logic and reason. C'mon, I'm sure you've at least HEARD of it.

5/1/2008 3:53:26 AM

#483027
approximate

More Immaculate Deception.

5/1/2008 4:33:02 AM

#483032
Antichrist

So we're supposed to hand them over to God's representatives to raise? Like you?

No thanks, I'd rather my children stayed unmolested.

5/1/2008 4:36:08 AM

#483045


Maybe you should read the "rapture ready" posts Randy. Some of your side is doing a pretty shitty job of raising them to "be lights of the word Of God." More like darks of the word of death.

5/1/2008 4:51:43 AM

#483062
WMDKitty

I... wow... I got nothing to say to this...

5/1/2008 5:01:29 AM

#483182
aaa

I am starting to think that bro Randy is a pedo.

5/1/2008 8:00:09 AM

#483197


And that leads to me to another interesting reflection, why did God entrust the remaining 2/3 of children to people who wouldn't raise them to his standards?, just a thought.

5/1/2008 8:30:51 AM

#483267
Septic Sceptic

"We need to remember that these children have been entrusted to us by God"

Maybe God should stop trusting so many kids to drug addicts and fourteen year old girls. Lulz ensue but rarely.

5/1/2008 10:15:11 AM

#483288
Damen

I seriously hope you're sterile, imasaved1.

5/1/2008 10:34:04 AM

#483309
Princess Rot

Running the Fundie-to-English translator...

They are not your children. They are the Lord's children. I, Randy, am the Lord's representative on Earth, so give me your nubile, virgin young girls... erm, I mean your blessed daughters, so I can raise them in the light of God.

5/1/2008 11:10:27 AM
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