No. You made it. You fed it. You own it, to the extent of the responsibility mandated by the law and rationality.
5/1/2008 1:18:44 AM
Isn't imasaved1 Bro. Randy's sock puppet or are they two different idiots? Whichever the case, this post is just sheer nonsense.
5/1/2008 1:20:39 AM
I agreed with your statement until you brought your god into it.
5/1/2008 1:28:59 AM
So, children are God's gift that He has entrusted to you, wives are God's gift that He has entrusted to you ... and their own individual identities and thoughts and feelings don't matter, right?
5/1/2008 1:29:25 AM
Actually this one is a bit less fundie than the usual Randy, but it's still stupid.
5/1/2008 1:45:44 AM
My children are mine to raise, nurture, protect, and educate. So, fuck off, perv.
5/1/2008 1:47:10 AM
The "Light of the word of god" is flickering and you just can't read by it. Let's raise kids in the light of modern science instead of the shadows of the dark ages.
5/1/2008 1:48:34 AM
Whose God? Yours? I'll pass, and allow both my sons to think and choose as they see fit for themselves.
5/1/2008 2:05:09 AM
They are not your children to corrupt on teens-4-Christ, Randy; they are the Lord's children.
5/1/2008 2:09:51 AM
So the Lord's going to pay their orthodontic bills?
5/1/2008 2:27:29 AM
God can have your kids, I don't give a shit. But ours are ours; no one else is responsible for them and no one else is allowed access to them.
5/1/2008 2:35:35 AM
Where was the Lord when the diapers needed changing?
5/1/2008 2:58:23 AM
It's Bro Randy, Fucktard-4-Christ.
5/1/2008 3:11:02 AM
The "lord" dosen't change diapers, attend his child's birthday party, or even pay child support.
He dosen't sound like a very good parent.
5/1/2008 3:21:28 AM
Yeah so forget about your kids send them to God's Day Care where he'll raise them for you.
5/1/2008 3:53:15 AM
It started out great, then spun off into insanity.
Bubber Randy, we would be much better off to raise our children in the light of the truth. No, no, no, not "The Truth (r) you Fundies always prattle on about, but real truth. You know, the truth with facts and proofs, logic and reason. C'mon, I'm sure you've at least HEARD of it.
5/1/2008 3:53:26 AM
More Immaculate Deception.
5/1/2008 4:33:02 AM
So we're supposed to hand them over to God's representatives to raise? Like you?
No thanks, I'd rather my children stayed unmolested.
5/1/2008 4:36:08 AM
Maybe you should read the "rapture ready" posts Randy. Some of your side is doing a pretty shitty job of raising them to "be lights of the word Of God." More like darks of the word of death.
5/1/2008 4:51:43 AM
I... wow... I got nothing to say to this...
5/1/2008 5:01:29 AM
I am starting to think that bro Randy is a pedo.
5/1/2008 8:00:09 AM
And that leads to me to another interesting reflection, why did God entrust the remaining 2/3 of children to people who wouldn't raise them to his standards?, just a thought.
5/1/2008 8:30:51 AM
"We need to remember that these children have been entrusted to us by God"
Maybe God should stop trusting so many kids to drug addicts and fourteen year old girls. Lulz ensue but rarely.
5/1/2008 10:15:11 AM
I seriously hope you're sterile, imasaved1.
5/1/2008 10:34:04 AM
Running the Fundie-to-English translator...
They are not your children. They are the Lord's children. I, Randy, am the Lord's representative on Earth, so give me your nubile, virgin young girls... erm, I mean your blessed daughters, so I can raise them in the light of God.
5/1/2008 11:10:27 AM