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Ouch! Let's take God out of school and let more shootings come in. What a backwards society! Let's take our schools for Christ!!!
[4/9/2008 10:48:13 PM]
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Submitted By: EnemyPartyII
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It's true, God only promotes suicide bombings not shootings.
4/9/2008 10:52:32 PM
Let's take msg out of ramen and put human embryos in instead.
I love non-sequiturs.
4/9/2008 10:54:56 PM
"Let's take our schools for Christ"
Oh, just get taken for Christ yourself. You know you want it.
4/9/2008 10:57:42 PM
With guns blazing and screaming, dying children. It's all god-approved.
4/9/2008 11:03:11 PM
"Taking our schools for Christ" is against the law in our secular society. And be happy it is.
4/9/2008 11:05:28 PM
What so more gay kids can get shot?
4/9/2008 11:11:38 PM
They don't consider gays people, so they wouldn't care if gays got shot.
4/9/2008 11:20:25 PM
"Thanks to you, I die like Jesus Christ"
Know who said that, genius?
4/9/2008 11:24:12 PM
You're talking about that guy at Virginia Tech who said he was like Jesus, right?
4/9/2008 11:25:56 PM
Where did you get that lovely strawman?
4/9/2008 11:26:20 PM
Let's take our schools for Christ!!!
Yes lets bomb all of the secular schools until we get god back in the classroom so that no more random shootings will ever happen.
That's really going to work
4/9/2008 11:45:10 PM
Here's how we solve school violence: make everybody say the Lord's Prayer in unison every morning. That'll make the kids into model citizens who sit quietly in class with their hands folded and go home to Mom's milk and cookies after the bell rings, just like in the old "Father Knows Best" TV show. [/sarcasm]
4/9/2008 11:51:37 PM
What the hell, next you know they'll want schools of their own. Oh. Wait.
4/9/2008 11:52:11 PM
Bring back the pirates, it's the only solution to global warming.
4/10/2008 12:51:22 AM
Teach your religion (aka try to keep them ignorant) in your church, educate children in schools and keep it separate. How hard is that for you to understand?
4/10/2008 12:58:19 AM
Allegory for Jesus
I really don't know why these people continuously and mindlessly insist that school shootings are caused by "taking God out of schools" when:
1. Most acts of school violence are perpertrated by religious children (which is a product of demographics more than anything else).
2. School shootings are not nearly rampant enough for us to be whipped into hysteria about (but that's never stopped us before!).
3. Kids can still pray in school! It's the teachers that cannot express religious beliefs! Just because they aren't teaching the Bible in classrooms does not mean that "God is not allowed in public schools"...
Damn it...these people me give an ulcer...
4/10/2008 1:02:15 AM
Ah, another graduate from Becky Fisher's Jesus Camp.
4/10/2008 1:07:33 AM
I'm hoping, really hoping, that you don't mean "take" here in the sense of military conquest.
"General Beaurigard, you and your brigade take that hill! That's an order!"
4/10/2008 2:17:05 AM
So universal that truth, that only happens in America.
4/10/2008 3:36:21 AM
Let's throw out the Constitution and replace it with the Bible and it'll fix the economy!
4/10/2008 4:11:28 AM
I went to public schools in America in the 50s and early 60s.
I never ONCE said a prayer in school. Nobody did. Not the teachers, not the students. We also didn't have school shootings or even drugs on campus.
Could it be that there is no relationship between school shootings and "god in school"? Certainly didn't seem to be back in my day.
4/10/2008 7:13:09 AM
But what about all the schoolchildren who don't believe in your religion?
Fundie: They're going to hell anyway, so who cares!
4/10/2008 11:15:31 AM
Oh, yes. The lack of god in schools automatically means all the kids will shoot each other. Why, that is just so obvious.
4/10/2008 1:28:49 PM
And gay kids get executed.
4/10/2008 4:10:03 PM
This post seems to be in the wrong order.
God gets removed from schools, so they plan to go in shooting and take the school for Christ.
You know, the same way soldiers would 'take' an enemy stronghold.
4/10/2008 5:39:32 PM