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As we all know Atheists believe in evolution, problem is that if we came from monkeys, there should be half monkey half man monsters walking around. But no one can seem to find him. So allow the atheists to run in the forests trying to track Bigfoot, you just sitback and read you bible

King Crusade, http://www.holyarmyofgod.com/whataboutatheists.htm 46 Comments [3/13/2008 10:32:08 AM]
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Aside from the fact that we aren't descended from monkeys, there should be mammoths, dodo birds, and passenger pigeons walking around too but, wow, there aren't. Extinction is forever.

3/13/2008 10:48:10 AM

Mattural Selection

How is it possible for anyone to believe that this humbug is a valid argument? This is the kind of crap that a 4 y/o would realise was bullshit, and yet, these fundies just keep on going.

3/13/2008 10:54:24 AM

Darth Wang

Cue Morbo

3/13/2008 10:59:08 AM


If we came from mud, then there should be mud people walking around. Although, Bigfoot versus the Mud People would make a great title for a low budget horror film.

3/13/2008 11:00:53 AM


Monkeys, apes and humans are all descendants of prior species. Minor changes over millions of years have brought us to where we are today. In a million years life on earth will look different compared to today.

Evolution is NOT when a chimp gives birth to a human.

Why is it so hard to grasp and understand the concept?

3/13/2008 11:02:31 AM


How there can be englishman if the americans came from them?

3/13/2008 11:29:37 AM


If you really are this stupid, then you need to be locked away for your own protection.

Otherwise, yer gonna roast in yer own hell for your lies (9th commandment--remember that one?).

3/13/2008 11:53:02 AM


Let's count the lies.

"As we all know Atheists believe in evolution..."

Lies 1 and 2: Atheists don't "believe in evolution" we accept it based on the evidence, also theists (no fundie variety) accept evolution based on the evidence as well.

"...problem is that if we came from monkeys..."

Lie 3: We didn't.

"...there should be half monkeys half men monsters walking around."

Lie 4: Evolution doesn't work that way.

According to Christian theology isn't lying a sin?

3/13/2008 11:55:21 AM


This is the second old canard today. People, get some new material!

3/13/2008 11:56:36 AM

Doctor Whom

"Half monkey half man monsters"? By using that tired old argument, you're making a monkey out of yourself.

3/13/2008 12:23:11 PM

David B.

"there should be half monkey half man monsters walking around."

Why, is there no bible-class today?

3/13/2008 12:37:01 PM

Mister Spak

I see a man with a monkey's intellect reading a book.

3/13/2008 1:08:20 PM


Haven't you seen the Caveman comercials.

3/13/2008 1:08:29 PM


Fundies give Morbo headaches. Why does Morbo keep eating them!

"Atheists all eat babies!"

That's why. HAHAHAHA.


3/13/2008 1:10:22 PM

No matter how many strawmen you make, evolution doesn't work that way.

3/13/2008 1:11:46 PM



Learn some!

3/13/2008 1:12:37 PM


Saying there should be some intermediate link within the same generation between humans and apes is like saying there should be an intermediate link within the same generation between you and your second cousin. The relationship is that you both had the same great-grandparent (who is likely no longer around), not that one directly propogated the other.

... Though in fundie circles, someone propogating their own second cousin may be a natural step.

3/13/2008 1:14:08 PM


Before you argue against something, you might want to actually know the facts. Sharing common ancestors and coming from a specific species is not, in fact, the same thing.

When you do some learning you may be able to have a discussion. Until then, you'd probably be wise to shut up. You're making quite a fool of yourself.

3/13/2008 1:24:51 PM


If French came from Latin, there should be people speaking half-French, half-Latin walking around. But no one can seem to find them.

3/13/2008 1:54:42 PM


David B. Nice.

3/13/2008 2:31:38 PM


Let's see who makes a discovery first.

3/13/2008 2:47:11 PM


"As we all know Atheists believe in evolution,"

The vast majority maybe but it's by no means a requirement.

"problem is that if we came from monkeys, there should be half monkey half man monsters walking around."

Good thing we don't come from monkeys then. I'm glad that debacle was avoided!

"But no one can seem to find him."

Probably because such a creature exists only in the minds of fundies who are completely ignorant and uneducated about such matters and the minds of Sci-Fi authors of the 1950s who at least got payed when they came up with such bullshit.

3/13/2008 3:07:07 PM


This question has probably been adequately answered ten thousand and one fucking times. They will not learn.

3/13/2008 3:22:08 PM


Back to remedial science class! NOW!

3/13/2008 3:25:24 PM


Evolution STILL does not work that way.

3/13/2008 3:34:54 PM

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