Would you please stop trying to use my age [14] against me... I have read testimonies by creationists (not Hovind) that say they found evidence that would null evolution, but that evidence was either stolen, taken away by government or the owners of the property where the evidence was found or the owners were forced to dispose of the evidence.
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Well, we're growing up to be a little conspiracy nut, now aren't we? A future Dale Gribble here? Yep. If the evidence disagrees with what ah say, the evidence was tampered with, probably bah th' CIA or th' Freemasons.
Sweeie, it's not your age, it's your gullibility.
And remember, Eschalon is scanning all your emails and posts, so expect one of those black SUVs with the tinted windows at your door any day now.
Hah, you can talk, messanjaH, if one of your fundie 'black ops' groups hadn't broken in and stolen it all I'd have published my definitive proof that the bible was written by a bunch of drunkards for a bet!
Of course, now you know such evidence exists, you'll give up your silly beliefs right this minute and join the rest of us rational human beings, right?
I met a guy who swore he'd invented the telephone after world war two, and that the Titanic never sailed, the wreck pictures were those of the Mauritania, he said. He was sure the government was falsifying history. For a few moments he had me half-believing him. To my shame I was TWENTY at the time!
This is the worst conspiracy ever, at least all the others have pictures, testimonies, or a concept that could be feasible.
Scientests and goverment are conspiring to uphold an 150 year concept?
Nearly world wide?
wh... Opps! I almost asked why.
And you have NO proof?, Think there'd be tons of it like, oh, I don't know, EVOLUTION
Time for a beer
Yes, they say they have found evidence, but offer no proof. And no one would steal such evidence, as it would answer questions that everyone would want to know. But Fundies do like to throw this BS around to cover the fact they have no proof, and never have.
"but that evidence was either stolen, taken away by government or the owners of the property where the evidence was found or the owners were forced to dispose of the evidence."
yes, well, that what you were TOLD!
a bit like what you are turning into.
14, so, you're in what, year 7 at school? It's cool, once you've finished university noone will hold your age against you. Aim high, kiddo! Live and learn.
Kid, Kent 'Oh, Mark 12:17 Doesn't Apply To Me!' Hovind had just come back from a ten-stretch in the can where he's lucky to own the clothes he was arrested in, $250, and a home he can go back to, after The Man cleaned him out; also to come out of prison with a prolapsed rectum and questionable HIV status.
Now you go back to your pop-up Bible & trim your pubes, son, the adults are talking. And even at age '[27]' in 2016, you're still not intellectually mature enough to consider yourself one, neither.
...oh, and as I registered a while back, someone has no evidence he's me. ;)
This person is now 27. You think they still believe that?
Also, thats the beauty of evidence. If it was there, it still is. You can't steal that 2+2 = 4. Someone will rediscover it. I think that is one of the most eloquent arguments for our position. If all of human knowledge were suddenly destroyed and we were back in the days where we didn't even know how to control fire or use a wheel, eventually mankind would re-figure out how to split the atom. The Good News of Jesus Christ, on the other hand, would never be re-discovered. There would certainly be other bullshit in its' place, but no Jewish Zombies.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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