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#373015
Illuminatalie
'It is "scientists" today who don't know about four-legged locusts'
Fair enough. You put scientists in quotes, to show that it has nothing to do with the word, as non-fundies use it.
12/31/2007 1:20:40 AM
#373023
Lewisfisher
This guy can NOT be serious. :\
Besides, where in the Bible does it mention satyrs?
12/31/2007 1:50:25 AM
#373024
flipper
I wonder if ole AV16 realizes that he just reinforced every single stereotype of fundie ignorance and blind-sheep mentality better than a thousand non-fundies could have ever done by making mock?
12/31/2007 1:51:23 AM
#373027
Nic
What the hell is a "fowled bat"? I've heard of the rest of those things, but not that one.
12/31/2007 1:56:10 AM
#373028
Nic
Oh, sorry, question already answered. That'll teach me to read the comments first.
12/31/2007 1:56:47 AM
#373034
Kristy
What scares me is that AV1611VET can spell, can use punctuation pretty well and didn't resort to all caps (at least in this post). Does he lose fundie points for that?
12/31/2007 2:03:15 AM
#373052
Whydontyou.org.uk
Stupid fail.
12/31/2007 2:29:05 AM
#373055
Sigmund Freud
You are insane.
There is no hope.
Please kill yourself as soon as possible.
12/31/2007 2:31:43 AM
#373057
Eric the Blue
When this came up in Public Admin, I was ready to delete it as a Poe. Then I saw who wrote it and realized he is serious.
People like this scare me. How long can they sit around, fingers in their ears, singing "La la la, I can't hear you" to the rest of the world.
12/31/2007 2:37:09 AM
#373065
Osiris
Does anyone ever get the feeling that AV1611VET is just a really persistent comedian?
12/31/2007 2:53:51 AM
#373069
Philbert McAdamia
"four-legged locusts and hares that chewed their cud"
Hmmm, does he mean they've EVOLVED?
And Fowled Bats - must be the ones the old time baseball players hit fowled balls with
12/31/2007 2:56:45 AM
#373107
Shalini
The KJV doesn't even mention satyrs!
12/31/2007 4:43:40 AM
#373123
KaylaKaze
What the ... oh, it's AV1611VET. Nevermind.
12/31/2007 5:34:18 AM
#373129
ninjacat
MY BRAIN!
12/31/2007 5:53:30 AM
#373140
approximate
To be perfectly honest, you are probably the stupidest person on Earth with an internet connection. However, if your bible was written by a god, lets see his handwriting.
12/31/2007 6:39:34 AM
#373188
solomongrundy
@ Shaline:
The KJV does indeed have satyrs, they're mentioned a couple of times in Isaiah.
12/31/2007 7:54:59 AM
#373196
Michael
HA! Those stupid scientists!
12/31/2007 8:21:08 AM
#373199
NJ Osprey
List of New Year's Resolutions
1. Turn off Irony Meter when reading AV1611VET.
2. Buy new Irony Meter.
3. Sweep up mess created when old Irony Meter detonated.
12/31/2007 8:38:20 AM
#373210
TheOutsider
@ solomongrundy
Yep, Isaiah 13:21 and Isaiah 34:14 both mention satyrs but only in the KJV1611. All the other translations have it as wild goats, because they are smart enough to know that satyrs have never existed and never will.
12/31/2007 9:09:10 AM
#373213
buddt
Or tigger and Heffalump ,Snuffleupagus big birds and harpys
12/31/2007 9:28:28 AM
#373222
Barry
How the hell do people this stupid function in society?! It's hard to believe people can be this batshit insane and believe this stupid shit in 2007.
12/31/2007 10:51:41 AM
#373239
Mister Spak
If it wasn't AV1611VET I would say this is a Poe.
12/31/2007 2:05:22 PM
#373241
NonProphet
Okay, this should be conclusive evidence that AV1611VET is a parody.
That, or he needs serious therapy.
12/31/2007 2:21:52 PM
#373243
Caustic Gnostic
I'd call it Poe simply for the preamble "To be perfectly honest"...which, as we all should know, coming from a fundie it means "Listen to this bullshit!"
12/31/2007 2:37:18 PM
#373264
Frank
There's a part of me that hopes all the regulars on here are just dedicated jokers. This post nutures that hope.
12/31/2007 4:29:25 PM
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