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#372847
gremlinn
Fail. No. Etc.
12/30/2007 8:37:13 PM
#372855
Detrs
Show them. Show some evidence of them, and no, the bible doesn't count.
12/30/2007 8:46:49 PM
#372859
Esjeur
Where are the fossils? Oh right, Jesus took them with him to heaven.
12/30/2007 8:48:36 PM
#372860
BreeStar
You, sir, deserve a medal for showing just how stupid you really are.
12/30/2007 8:48:52 PM
#372867
peabody
Fowled bats?!
12/30/2007 9:01:16 PM
#372868
Berny
@peabody
The Bible categorizes bats as birds.
AV1611VET is well known in these parts as a rabid KJV Bible fanatic. He's so dense I'm surprised he hasn't been classified as a singularity by now.
12/30/2007 9:03:45 PM
#372869
anevilmeme
Poe?
12/30/2007 9:03:53 PM
#372871
"Written" by God?. I thought that it was first transmitted orally....................anyway, if those creatures existed, why hasn't any human being, let alone scientist, seen one in their lives?. Why don't snakes speak?. And who was Caine's wife?
12/30/2007 9:14:34 PM
#372872
szena
@berny - To be fair, I've been told that the word translated as "bird" in the OT just means "flying creature."
12/30/2007 9:15:21 PM
#372874
Capitan Janeway
Plebian, you are not being perfectly honest. You are not being honest at all.
12/30/2007 9:19:22 PM
#372876
Damen
12/30/2007 9:22:13 PM
#372877
sodapop
lol what a tard
12/30/2007 9:23:28 PM
#372878
Tomby Stone
Fowled bat, is that like a turducken type thing ?? Sounds good.
12/30/2007 9:33:40 PM
#372879
solomongrundy
@ czena
To be fair, I've been told that the word translated as "bird" in the OT just means "flying creature."
True, but you've arrived at that conclusion using human logic. KJV-only fundies claim the KJV is divinely inspired and as such it has no translation errors. If it disagrees with an earlier Greek, Latin or Aramaic translation it's right, the earlier one is wrong.
12/30/2007 9:41:54 PM
#372888
Raven Blackhawk
*headdesk* The stupid... it burns....
12/30/2007 10:25:27 PM
#372892
Tempus
Strangely enough, this is actually the LEAST stupid thing he's said in the course of that thread.
He deserves some sort of lifetime achievement "Invincible Ignorance Award."
12/30/2007 10:28:49 PM
#372896
John
To be perfectly honest, the Bible was written by God.
Even the Bible doesn't claim it was written by God - the only part even alleged to be written by God is the 10 Commandments and that message to Belshazzar (the original "handwriting on the wall").
If the Bible said the sky is green, AV'd say the scientists only think it's blue. He lives in an Alice in Wonderland universe where, like Humpty Dumpty, words mean only what he says they mean.
12/30/2007 10:32:54 PM
#372899
Demented Yenta
Yeah, those wacky scientists. The same ones who don't understand air pressure, physics and chemistry acted differently back when people were Zentraedi, when tomatoes grew 40 feet tall, and trees had wood that was harder than steel.
I don't want any of what he's smoking.
12/30/2007 10:36:27 PM
#372902
Euclid
Anyone but AV1611VET and I'll call poe. Which is kinda scary.
[voice = homer]
Mmmmmmm, fowled bat. Ahghghghahghghgh.
[/voice]
12/30/2007 10:42:55 PM
#372941
Mike
And your evidence is? Oh right, circular reasoning (Bible).
12/30/2007 11:37:50 PM
#372945
Fowled bats? Does that mean they pooped on themselves?
12/30/2007 11:41:29 PM
#372984
Old Viking
It was God, then, who wrote all those "begats"? What a noob.
12/31/2007 12:33:18 AM
#372989
cui bono
"To be perfectly honest.."
indeed.
12/31/2007 12:41:10 AM
#372995
Aethernaut
I vote AV1611 Wingnut of the Millennium!
12/31/2007 12:49:13 AM
#373007
apYrs
so stupid ithurts to recognise this person as sentient.
And god really fucked up proof reading and editing his book.
12/31/2007 1:10:12 AM
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