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WATCHERS is a term used by the occult, whether it be witches, satanists, or whatever. It is usually a picture or similar object that has one or more eyes on it. It is stuck or hung some place to act as a spy. For instance, someone hangs it on your house, or your church, or your office, or on a corner. Look at it like a hidden camera and microphone. The person comes back later to the WATCHER, and the demon in it tells the person all that it SAW and heard.

This may sound like science fiction, but you DIDN'T think you had demons living inside you either.

A Prophet friend of mine just told me that she saw four stars in the sky that were very strange looking, and were NORTH - EAST - SOUTH - WEST. She asked the Lord what they were, and He told her "they are WATCHERS".

Something big appears to be going on in the spirit world, and we need to be doing some extra Warfare against WATCHERS.

Stan and Elizabeth Madrak, Demonbuster 44 Comments [12/24/2007 12:53:16 AM]
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Nowonmai

Guess these two aren't BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, or author Dean Koontz fans.

12/24/2007 12:56:58 AM

Whydontyou.org.uk

Kookout.

12/24/2007 1:02:47 AM

agentCDE

The eyes on the paintings will only follow you in cheesy horror movies and episodes of Scooby Doo. Seriously.

12/24/2007 1:08:53 AM

RI

This may sound like science fiction, but you DIDN'T think you had demons living inside you either.

What a silly, antiquated notion. We all know your distress is caused not by demonic possession, but by a toad or small dwarf living in your stomach and causing an imbalance of bodily humors.

12/24/2007 1:16:25 AM

Happymealungen

Please smite them gawd, they're acting occult.

12/24/2007 1:22:31 AM

Whydontyou.org.uk

I am big fan of the choice of adverts at the bottom of the demonkook home page:

DO YOU NEED SKIN CARE OR MAKEUP PRODUCTS
or want to start your own home business ?
Men's products are available too.
Any purchase helps this ministry.


Priceless! A "ministry" funded by Viagra and pyramid schemes.

12/24/2007 1:25:04 AM

Michael

Don't tell Bush this. He'll recruit these watchers and employ them in Homeland Security.

12/24/2007 1:25:39 AM

werewolf

But the Watcher of Earth helped the Fantastic Four defeat Galactus, he can't be evil. It's true. I read it in a book so it must be true.

The Silver Surfer is another story so don't start...

12/24/2007 1:29:04 AM

Mike

Aren't watchers a form of angels? And yes, indeed, they are!

You're thinking of Grigori, you idiot.


12/24/2007 1:32:01 AM

Michael

Mike,
Didn't grigori chant alot?

12/24/2007 1:39:17 AM

Mike

@Michael

As far as I know, no. You're probably thinking of Gregorian monks.

12/24/2007 1:54:03 AM

booley

Having actually studied occult traditions, I've never heard of anything called "watchers".

The only occult thing I can think of involving eyes like that would be the eye of horus or the glass eye charms originating in Byzantine. but both were wards against evil, not a means to watch others.

Scrying is done with mirrors. Though if you actually hear voices telling you what others are doing, you might want to consult wit ha physician. Chances are that isn't' a demon. You're just schizoid.

12/24/2007 1:58:20 AM

Vampirehummingbird

If you look on the back of your money you will see a pyramid with a huge EYE that is WATCHING you! Save yourself! Send all your money to me and I guarantee you it will never spy on you again.

12/24/2007 2:00:11 AM

Michael

@Mike:
My tongue was firmly planted in cheek! :)

12/24/2007 2:10:33 AM

Moordryd

CTSTDT?

12/24/2007 2:24:13 AM

Moordryd

Wait?

"A Prophet friend of mine just told me..."

A Prophet? That's witchcraft and of the Devil, you fucking hippocrites! Burn in hell!

12/24/2007 2:25:31 AM

Trovore

[B]This may sound like science fiction,[/I]

No actually it sounds more like the paintings in Harry Potter which could move, and speak, and were known to spy for their owners on occasion. Its a delightful story but in the end its just that: a story. The difference between you and me is that I'm able to tell the difference between reality and fiction.

12/24/2007 2:37:45 AM

Trovore

[B]This may sound like science fiction,[/I]

No actually it sounds more like the paintings in Harry Potter which could move, and speak, and were known to spy for their owners on occasion. Its a delightful story but in the end its just that: a story. The difference between you and me is that I'm able to tell the difference between reality and fiction.

12/24/2007 2:38:02 AM

fofo

The watchers are really annoying when they summon those giant man eating babies in Drakengard.

12/24/2007 2:42:09 AM

Caustic Gnostic

If you happen to see unblinking red eyes in dark corners, those are the watchers you need to worry about.

12/24/2007 2:46:36 AM

SSJPunk

Ahh, the infamous "ceiling cat" constellation.

@fofo: Oh, god, how I hated those things!

12/24/2007 3:25:28 AM

Philbert McAdamia

My grandma had one of those Shroud Of Turin posters and the damned eyes seemed to follow me around the room - when I was about 6 or so it was spooky! Scared the bejesus out of me.

I work with a fundie, It's way fun to work some shit on him - now I'll have to plant some "Watchers" around to see if he has a reaction.

12/24/2007 3:39:30 AM

Illuminatalie

"The person comes back later to the WATCHER, and the demon in it tells the person all that it SAW and heard."
That's why I cover all the watchers in my house with lead sheets. Demons can't see through lead.

"This may sound like science fiction, but you DIDN'T think you had demons living inside you either."
What the hell does that mean? I am baffled.

"A Prophet friend of mine just told me that she saw four stars in the sky that were very strange looking, and were NORTH - EAST - SOUTH - WEST. She asked the Lord what they were, and He told her "they are WATCHERS". "
Does your prophet friend speak with a fake Jamaican accent and use tarot cards to find your lost car keys?

"Something big appears to be going on in the spirit world"
I feel a great disturbance in the force.

"we need to be doing some extra Warfare against WATCHERS."
What you guys need is more LSD or the demons will disappear.

12/24/2007 4:02:01 AM

D.R.

My grandma used to have a picture of Jesus that had eyes that would follow you wherever you go... creepy as sh*t, but I still don't think it means my granmda was into the occult...

12/24/2007 4:49:50 AM

The Watcher

Wow. A whole theology dedicated to hating me. I'm touched.

12/24/2007 5:28:43 AM

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