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Quote# 32601
No miracles are needed in creationist flood theory.
Dave Hawkins (AFDave),
Rants 'n Raves
42 Comments
[12/20/2007 2:55:02 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
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#365975
Mike
So what are the facts then? Evidence?
12/20/2007 2:55:54 AM
#365986
AnonymousAsshole
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is fucking hilarious.
12/20/2007 3:02:36 AM
#365989
Jon
Except 2
1) people were created from nothingness
2) there was a worldwide flood and not everyone and everything died in it.
12/20/2007 3:05:03 AM
#365990
dpareja
Fundie in a Nutshell, maybe?
12/20/2007 3:05:17 AM
#365991
Michael
hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhhahahahahhahahhahhaha
12/20/2007 3:05:21 AM
#366002
cui bono
oh its "flood theory" now. So its only a theory given in your Bable. So the inerrancy of ya Bable book is now disproved. I can live with this. Well done.
12/20/2007 3:13:59 AM
#366005
Cabal
Apart from the miracle required to understand it.
OH AND U SED THEORY THT MEANS ITS NOT A FACT ZOMG LOL!!!!!1
12/20/2007 3:16:36 AM
#366006
gremlinn
Random miracle in need of explanation: How did Noah's family get over to other continents to plant the seedlings of all the plant species they preserved on the ark?
12/20/2007 3:17:14 AM
#366010
Illuminatalie
No regard to truth or logic is needed in creationist verbal diarrhea.
12/20/2007 3:28:36 AM
#366043
He's right, no miracles are needed for Creationist Flood Theory(tm).
"It's a myth! A morality tale! A 'just so' story!"
See, no miracles at all!
12/20/2007 4:05:55 AM
#366046
Beccs
"No intelligence is needed in creationist flood theory."
Fixed.
12/20/2007 4:08:21 AM
#366051
Caustic Gnostic
Flood
myth
.
No miracles are needed. Empirical evidence, however, is required to support any theory.
myth =/= theory.
bible =/= science.
AFDave =/= intelligent.
12/20/2007 4:13:39 AM
#366087
approximate
It would take a miracle for your "theory" to make sense.
12/20/2007 4:56:50 AM
#366117
Osiris
Oh but they are.
12/20/2007 5:32:18 AM
#366128
agentCDE
Yeah, just like how things falling isn't required by gravity theory! What is all this falling nonsense anyway?
12/20/2007 5:49:50 AM
#366152
Euclid
Technically true, but not in the way you intend, methinks. (See #394075 and Caustic Gnostic.)
12/20/2007 6:55:26 AM
#366207
Tempus
No miracles are needed in creationist flood theory, especially if one regards it as myth.
Fixed.
12/20/2007 9:09:17 AM
#366220
Mr Smith
Er.... What?
12/20/2007 9:36:02 AM
#366224
Thundersqueaks
You missed out the comma, AFDave:
"No
,
miracles are needed in creationist flood theory."
There ya go.
12/20/2007 9:52:45 AM
#366242
Of course. It's not the first time that eight people survive in a not very stable ship, with animals and in very henious meteorological conditions.
12/20/2007 10:20:26 AM
#366255
Zardoz
So it's "only a theory" then?
12/20/2007 10:43:39 AM
#366260
anevilmeme
When you have bullshit, who needs miracles?
12/20/2007 10:56:32 AM
#366280
szena
Funny, when you start to point out all the things that are impossible about the story, most fundies answer each with "It was a miracle."
12/20/2007 12:09:15 PM
#366294
Mister Spak
The creationist flood is only a myth.
12/20/2007 12:26:40 PM
#366367
NonProphet
Really?
So, would you care to explain - without miracles - how Noah fit several million pairs of animals on a 450' long ship, plus their food, water and waste?
Or how plants survived under all that water (if you remember the dove & the olive twig)?
Or where all the water came from, and where it went afterward?
12/20/2007 2:11:00 PM
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