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No miracles are needed in creationist flood theory.

Dave Hawkins (AFDave), Rants 'n Raves 42 Comments [12/20/2007 2:55:02 AM]
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Mike

So what are the facts then? Evidence?

12/20/2007 2:55:54 AM

AnonymousAsshole

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is fucking hilarious.

12/20/2007 3:02:36 AM

Jon

Except 2
1) people were created from nothingness
2) there was a worldwide flood and not everyone and everything died in it.

12/20/2007 3:05:03 AM

dpareja

Fundie in a Nutshell, maybe?

12/20/2007 3:05:17 AM

Michael

hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhhahahahahhahahhahhaha



12/20/2007 3:05:21 AM

cui bono

oh its "flood theory" now. So its only a theory given in your Bable. So the inerrancy of ya Bable book is now disproved. I can live with this. Well done.

12/20/2007 3:13:59 AM

Cabal

Apart from the miracle required to understand it.

OH AND U SED THEORY THT MEANS ITS NOT A FACT ZOMG LOL!!!!!1

12/20/2007 3:16:36 AM

gremlinn

Random miracle in need of explanation: How did Noah's family get over to other continents to plant the seedlings of all the plant species they preserved on the ark?

12/20/2007 3:17:14 AM

Illuminatalie

No regard to truth or logic is needed in creationist verbal diarrhea.

12/20/2007 3:28:36 AM



He's right, no miracles are needed for Creationist Flood Theory(tm).

"It's a myth! A morality tale! A 'just so' story!"

See, no miracles at all!

12/20/2007 4:05:55 AM

Beccs

"No intelligence is needed in creationist flood theory."


Fixed.

12/20/2007 4:08:21 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Flood myth.

No miracles are needed. Empirical evidence, however, is required to support any theory.

myth =/= theory.

bible =/= science.

AFDave =/= intelligent.

12/20/2007 4:13:39 AM

approximate

It would take a miracle for your "theory" to make sense.

12/20/2007 4:56:50 AM

Osiris

Oh but they are.

12/20/2007 5:32:18 AM

agentCDE

Yeah, just like how things falling isn't required by gravity theory! What is all this falling nonsense anyway?

12/20/2007 5:49:50 AM

Euclid

Technically true, but not in the way you intend, methinks. (See #394075 and Caustic Gnostic.)

12/20/2007 6:55:26 AM

Tempus

No miracles are needed in creationist flood theory, especially if one regards it as myth.

Fixed.

12/20/2007 9:09:17 AM

Mr Smith

Er.... What?

12/20/2007 9:36:02 AM

Thundersqueaks

You missed out the comma, AFDave:

"No, miracles are needed in creationist flood theory."

There ya go.

12/20/2007 9:52:45 AM



Of course. It's not the first time that eight people survive in a not very stable ship, with animals and in very henious meteorological conditions.

12/20/2007 10:20:26 AM

Zardoz

So it's "only a theory" then?

12/20/2007 10:43:39 AM

anevilmeme

When you have bullshit, who needs miracles?

12/20/2007 10:56:32 AM

szena

Funny, when you start to point out all the things that are impossible about the story, most fundies answer each with "It was a miracle."

12/20/2007 12:09:15 PM

Mister Spak

The creationist flood is only a myth.

12/20/2007 12:26:40 PM

NonProphet

Really?
So, would you care to explain - without miracles - how Noah fit several million pairs of animals on a 450' long ship, plus their food, water and waste?
Or how plants survived under all that water (if you remember the dove & the olive twig)?
Or where all the water came from, and where it went afterward?

12/20/2007 2:11:00 PM

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