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As for dinosaurs--they were around only a few thousand years ago. Let me explain: it was 6115 years ago, give or take about three to five years (I know this because Abraham from the Bible was born 2166 years ago, and all you have to do is add up the ages of ALL the people from Adam to Abraham, which are all listed in the Bible's book of Genesis).

booboocruise, EvC Forum 8 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Tom S. Fox

Come to think of it, the bible must be the book with the most factual errors.

3/14/2008 10:51:04 PM

Canadiest

how old were the dinosaurs?

What a dick

You don't "know" this, you were told this

3/18/2008 3:31:37 PM

Brenz

Bill Hicks already demolished your argument in 1992.

3/18/2008 4:03:28 PM

J. James

This is hilariously retarded. You do realize there were PEOPLE back then, right? And the differences between the bone records and what you would expect if everything was mixed together just 6,000 years ago are so obvious, even a lightly trained pigeon could disprove creationism.

I'm actually being serious. Lightly trained pigeons can literally tell the difference between people bones, dinosaur bones, and people+dinosaur bones. They SHOULD be able to, at least, considering that they can pick apart individual humans in the wild.

http://www.livescience.com/14895-pigeons-recognize-human-faces.html

But we won't know until we ROPE US SUM PIGINS AN TRY IT IN THE LABS!!

Methinks there be some media potential to this.

10/9/2011 8:16:19 PM

Philbert McAdamia

@ J. James

I believe it. About 2 years ago I started feeding the pigeons at work, by tossing bread crumbs out the window of my truck during lunch time. Within 3 days some of them would follow me from the building to my truck when they saw me come outside. Some walking alongside me, others flying. Others would be sitting on my truck, waiting for me. Sometimes they would land on my truck as I pulled into the parking lot. No other vehicles got this treatment, just mine. After about 6 months of this I stopped the feeding because of all the pigeon poop all over the truck. A year and a half later there are still some who roost on only my truck, hoping for a handout. I can't say if they know my face, but they know the truck.

Who's smarter; fundies or pigeons? I wonder. Close call.

10/9/2011 9:25:36 PM

Crimson Lizard

I can't get past the username. Is that some kind of veiled childish threat?

3/21/2012 11:47:27 AM

Anon

Go look at the sky and watch the stars move around.

3/21/2012 12:05:13 PM

Quantum Mechanic

How do people this miserably stupid manage to breathe?

10/7/2013 6:38:53 AM

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