I don’t care who you are, or what the f*** you’re
thinking, but if that CRAP shows up in our school
systems, my girls will NOT GO TO SCHOOL! Jesus Christ
is our Lord and Saviour, and I hope for the sake of
your soals that you wise up and get back to the REAL truth!
GOD BLESS
LOVE DEEDEE
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If the bible really had "Truth" to it, there wouldn't be a need for fundies ... everyone would be accepting of the "Truth", and those few fundie 'tards would have to find another way to justify their loud-mouthed superstitious ignorance.
Unfortunately, the typical fundie is not bright enough to develop a decent conspiracy theory.
This is what an online dictionary gave me ...
Soal:
n. 1. The sole of a shoe.
2. (Zool.) See Sole, the fish.
1. A dirty pond.
So I guess for the sake of your daughter's dirty ponds you should keep them away from that eeebil edumacation.
It's a freaking joke.
So is Pastafarianism.
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I don’t care who you are, or what the f*** you’re
thinking, but if that CRAP shows up in our school
systems,
And now you understand how people of other belief systems feel...though they don't have quite your...vocabulary.
my girls will NOT GO TO SCHOOL!
Oh dear, I have a bad feeling about this....
Jesus Christ
is our Lord and Saviour, and I hope for the sake of
your soals that you wise up and get back to the REAL truth!
Bad feeling confirmed. And evidently, you DON'T understand...typical. Please, for the sake of your kids', DO NOT HOMESCHOOL THEM!
GOD BLESS
The FSM returns your blessing.
LOVE DEEDEE
Lithp hates you.
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Put the only important thing in caps so she's sure to understand it. -o-
(No education at all) >> (all aspects of education that you have no position on - small part that you disagree with) ?
No, I'm sorry, I just can't see it.
Truly, it was foretold (before lunch) that, in the end times, the followers of the NOODLEY ONE shall suffer persecution at the hands of the unbelievers.
When I read the sign-off lines to this message, it comes across like:
GOD BLESS YOU, DAMMIT!
GOD LOVES YOU, AND I DO TOO, YOU FUCKING HALF-BRAINED WORTHLESS IGNORANT ASSHOLE!
Hmmmmm, reminds me of primary school ditties.
DEEDEE DUMB,
DEEDEE DUMB,
DEEDEE GAH GAH!
My soals are doing quite fine thank you, if you have a problem with yours I'd recomend you go see a shoemaker. They can do wonders.
On a different note, why is your girls getting a non-existant education bad for anyone but them? Really? Go bother someone who gives a damn...
I know, it's sad that religion is being taught as science in our schools, isn't it? I'm not sure I'd advocate home schooling because of it, though. I think some letters to your school board and a conversation with your children about what is and isn't science would be an altogether less emotionally scarring route to take.
Oh, wait, you're talking about...Pastafarianism? WTF?
Methinks our friend Deedee hath missed the point.
congratulations, you completely missed the point of the FSM.
Unsurprising as you appear to be retarded.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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