Quote# 32315



I don’t care who you are, or what the f*** you’re
thinking, but if that CRAP shows up in our school
systems, my girls will NOT GO TO SCHOOL! Jesus Christ
is our Lord and Saviour, and I hope for the sake of
your soals that you wise up and get back to the REAL truth!

GOD BLESS
LOVE DEEDEE


Deedee, Pastafarian Boards 40 Comments [12/13/2007 12:21:00 PM]
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Vampirehummingbird

Yup, home skool your daughters to save their soals before a noodly appendage snatches them away.

12/13/2007 12:28:56 PM

Bryan65

Your homeschooling paid off! It made you a mindless screamer.

12/13/2007 12:31:38 PM

Dog's Best Friend

Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!

Fundie misspell soul. How precious.

12/13/2007 12:53:06 PM

The Watcher

I learned the real truth in school. You're advocating child abuse.

12/13/2007 12:53:49 PM

Caustic Gnostic

If the bible really had "Truth" to it, there wouldn't be a need for fundies ... everyone would be accepting of the "Truth", and those few fundie 'tards would have to find another way to justify their loud-mouthed superstitious ignorance.

Unfortunately, the typical fundie is not bright enough to develop a decent conspiracy theory.

12/13/2007 1:04:37 PM



Look where not letting your kids go to school got your mother -- she has a moron for a daughter.

12/13/2007 1:13:37 PM

Jake Steel

@ Caustic Gnostic: even if the bible wasn't true there still wouldn't be a need for fundies.

12/13/2007 1:25:02 PM

Tomby Stone

This is what an online dictionary gave me ...

Soal:
n. 1. The sole of a shoe.
2. (Zool.) See Sole, the fish.
1. A dirty pond.

So I guess for the sake of your daughter's dirty ponds you should keep them away from that eeebil edumacation.

12/13/2007 1:26:41 PM

NonProphet

And we can see how much you value a decent education, just by looking at your spelling and typing style.

12/13/2007 1:31:59 PM

Osiris

And what is it you're so upset about? Is it they let girls and boys have PE together?

12/13/2007 1:37:24 PM

cyborgtroy

It's a freaking joke.

So is Pastafarianism.

12/13/2007 1:40:48 PM

Old Viking

You are keeping your girls from knowledge of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? You are doomed. Utterly doomed.

12/13/2007 2:20:26 PM

approximate

oooh...capitalized words. That's sure to convince me.

Pray that your "soal" acquires a sense of humour and that stick gets removed from your ass.

12/13/2007 2:24:44 PM



I think that the one who missed school the day the explained the meaning of PARODY is you.

12/13/2007 3:30:22 PM



The one who needs to come back to school ASAP is you. Your spell is horrible.

12/13/2007 3:31:59 PM

Carbonated Margarine

Two teachers treated us to a pasta luncheon one day when I was in middle school. How dare they indoctrinate us with noodly communion?

12/13/2007 3:39:28 PM

Lithp

"

I don’t care who you are, or what the f*** you’re
thinking, but if that CRAP shows up in our school
systems,

And now you understand how people of other belief systems feel...though they don't have quite your...vocabulary.

my girls will NOT GO TO SCHOOL!

Oh dear, I have a bad feeling about this....

Jesus Christ
is our Lord and Saviour, and I hope for the sake of
your soals that you wise up and get back to the REAL truth!

Bad feeling confirmed. And evidently, you DON'T understand...typical. Please, for the sake of your kids', DO NOT HOMESCHOOL THEM!

GOD BLESS

The FSM returns your blessing.

LOVE DEEDEE

Lithp hates you.
"

Put the only important thing in caps so she's sure to understand it. -o-

12/13/2007 3:47:52 PM

Mike

A perfect example of what happens when you drop out and become a fundie.

12/13/2007 3:49:36 PM

werewolf

Despite your heresy, DeeDee, I sincerely believe that FSM will forgive you and allow your daughters to grow up to be pirate wenches.

He is noodly that way.

12/13/2007 4:03:55 PM

GigaGuess

I truly hope your children remain in school because if you are an example of the education they will be getting, we have a few more aisle sweepers for Wal-Mart.

12/13/2007 4:17:37 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

(No education at all) >> (all aspects of education that you have no position on - small part that you disagree with) ?

No, I'm sorry, I just can't see it.

12/13/2007 4:36:25 PM

Omni Noodle

Truly, it was foretold (before lunch) that, in the end times, the followers of the NOODLEY ONE shall suffer persecution at the hands of the unbelievers.

12/13/2007 4:41:54 PM

tracer

When I read the sign-off lines to this message, it comes across like:

GOD BLESS YOU, DAMMIT!
GOD LOVES YOU, AND I DO TOO, YOU FUCKING HALF-BRAINED WORTHLESS IGNORANT ASSHOLE!

12/13/2007 6:06:22 PM

David B.

Oh, if only there were some legal hurdle to someone foisting their religion on schoolchildren! Then pastafarianism wouldn't be allowed and we could concentrate on teaching children on the basis of evidence and rational thought instead of wasting time on made up stories and wild imaginings!

12/13/2007 6:48:00 PM

John

I guess the point of the FSM just woofed right over Deedee's head ...

12/13/2007 7:30:07 PM

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