Atheism is a religion. Atheists worship the very act of not worshipping anything or anyone.
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And Atheism is the only true religion. Don't forget that, you stupid pagan fucktard
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*
"Have you found your ability to reason yet?"
We get together every Sunday and worship not worshipping,
oh wait, no,
we go for, like, a three hour hike.
(Are we "worshipping" nature, or just stepping on it?)
Prager wrote: "I'm going to make this so clear that even the brain-dead fundamentalists from RR will understand it: Atheists worship NOTHING!"
Trouble is, to a fundie that reads like we all gather around a giant null-set symbol every Sunday and mumble nihilistic prayers to it. They are congenitally incapable of imagining not worshipping anything, it's why they're fundies.
@Doctor Whom:
I used to be really serious about not collecting stamps, but then I acquired a baby daughter and switched hobbies. Now I'm not collecting coins and banknotes.
John wrote: "And Antianatheism, a religion that worships not worshiping the refusal to worship the act of not worshiping anything or anyone."
Well I, for one, am a antipseudoantianatheist. I worship not pretending to not worship the refusal to worship the act of not worshiping, it's the only sensible path to follow.
if we're a religion, do we get the tax breaks, and get to use the god-bothering slots that some places have on TV and radio,and get invited to policy meetings where "faith" representatives get special treatment and..and..
To be fair, there are atheists who worship not worshiping anything. It sounds kind of silly, but isn't that really what some secular fundies (more then a few of which have made it on this site) are doing? At the very least they're making atheism the center of their life to an unhealthy degree. Much like fundies and their chosen religion.
And I drive by walking, work by staying home, and have sex by remaining a virgin. Holy fucking hannah.
I mean, isn't there a little voice in your head that tells you that what is being thought about is batshit insane? Do you often yell "PIG" at the police? Do you pick fights with the biggest dudes at the bar? There is no inner reasoning at all? Something that says, "Hey! Don't jump in front of that bus, it'll kill you!"? Nothing at all?
When you had your tonsils out, did they just go ahead and remove your sanity and reasoning as well?
The girl wirh the revolving head on the exorcist took this fundy too seriously, the circular reasoning ia very dangerous and could cauze projectile vomiting of pea soup and head spinning posession
Why do fundys call everythig they dont klie
A religon but say that the religon they follow is is not a religon.
Aaaaghhh
I am a religous theist and (jewish not fundy) and i admire atheists thereon are many of them that show up. Faithfully for service aat the temple for cultural and social reasons.
Religous theists dont always hate athiests and agnostics!p
Pls excuse on cell phone.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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