It is like being curious about heroin. Once you try it you are hooked. When you are hooked on homo, you are very, very miserable. That is why most homos are looking for company of heteros..to make them miserable also.
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Actually, no, we don't go looking for your company, we stagger into it by probability. For the most part, we prefer the company of other homos, as dumbasses like yourself are rare in that shade of pink.
Gays make good party buddies.
No, they've never tempted me to try it. On the contrary, when guys check me out my gay friends are kind enough to tell them I'm straight.
Not everyone who tries heroin gets hooked immediately.
Not everyone who experiments with homosexual behavior becomes homosexual (though I would guess a good portion of them are bisexual).
Not every gay person hangs around straights to "convert" them.
Funnily enough, of all the openly gay people I've known, they are less miserable than the straight people. Besides, one of my best friends is gay, and he never makes me miserable.
I know a number of homosexuals. I've never been the slightest bit tempted to have sex with another man. Nor have they ever tried to "hook" me on the idea. Nor have heterosexual women, who enjoy sex with men, ever tried to sell me on the idea of having sex with men, either. Furthermore, most homosexuals would rather avoid the company of heteros. I remember a gay friend having to talk his friends into allowing me and my wife to join them at a dinner-theater event. Some of them reacted "oh no, do we have to have straight people with us?" So no: Most homos are not looking for company of heteros.
If you think you can be hooked on gay sex by exposure to it, you were gay to begin with.
I'm miserable?
... I didn't know that.
Ah, #348512, the pitifully lonely cry of a self-hating closet case. Dude, if you bathe regularly and remember to change your underwear every day, you might have a better chance of finding a date.
@318512, if you're going to troll, at least try and be clever or funny. At its heart, this is a humor site.
If you have "serious opinions" about anything here, you might be better served on another website.
"It is like being curious about heroin. Once you try it you are hooked."
For a moment, I thought this guy was talking about World of Warcraft .
Speaking of which, I still need to get an Apexis Crystal for my paladin tank before he hits Revered with Ogri'la. He really needs that shield upgrade.
The gays I know are bright, well read and engaging. None has ever made a pass at me. And none has ever made me miserable. (Well, a couple of Republicans, but that was strictly a political thing.)
"It is like being curious about heroin. Once you try it you are hooked. When you are hooked on jeebus, you are very, very miserable. That is why most jeebus freaks are looking for company of athiests..to make them miserable also."
Let's see . . .
I'm a Homo Sapien
I work at Homo Depot
I like to watch Homo Simpson
I drink Homo genized milk . . .
Oooooohhh NOOOOOOOOO!!
It's already happened to meeeeeeeeeeee
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