Quote# 30625

It is like being curious about heroin. Once you try it you are hooked. When you are hooked on homo, you are very, very miserable. That is why most homos are looking for company of heteros..to make them miserable also.

Loyal B, Yahoo Answers 34 Comments [10/30/2007 2:55:54 PM]
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Osiris

Funny all the gay people I've met are very content with their lives and some even have very well adjusted relationships with their partners. They also don't try selling their sexual preference to me.

10/30/2007 3:01:03 PM



It's like saying that being Afro-American or celiac is like heroine. And yes, we see gay clubs full with straight people, are you nuts?

10/30/2007 3:04:47 PM

Freboy

Gays make good party buddies.

No, they've never tempted me to try it. On the contrary, when guys check me out my gay friends are kind enough to tell them I'm straight.

10/30/2007 3:07:00 PM



Actually, no, we don't go looking for your company, we stagger into it by probability. For the most part, we prefer the company of other homos, as dumbasses like yourself are rare in that shade of pink.

10/30/2007 3:07:12 PM

GigaGuess

Hmmmm...strange. Since I've come out, I've been happier, and much more self-actualized. Almost like it's a good thing.

10/30/2007 4:17:19 PM

Wet Walnuts

Not everyone who tries heroin gets hooked immediately.

Not everyone who experiments with homosexual behavior becomes homosexual (though I would guess a good portion of them are bisexual).

Not every gay person hangs around straights to "convert" them.

10/30/2007 4:19:50 PM

James

Funnily enough, of all the openly gay people I've known, they are less miserable than the straight people. Besides, one of my best friends is gay, and he never makes me miserable.

10/30/2007 4:28:58 PM

anti-nonsense

I know a number of gay/bi people online, and they seem to be pretty happy people all told, and they make me happy when I chat with them.

10/30/2007 4:30:34 PM

Jake Steel

gee...I wonder if you are the one making them miserable?

10/30/2007 5:21:58 PM

John

I know a number of homosexuals. I've never been the slightest bit tempted to have sex with another man. Nor have they ever tried to "hook" me on the idea. Nor have heterosexual women, who enjoy sex with men, ever tried to sell me on the idea of having sex with men, either. Furthermore, most homosexuals would rather avoid the company of heteros. I remember a gay friend having to talk his friends into allowing me and my wife to join them at a dinner-theater event. Some of them reacted "oh no, do we have to have straight people with us?" So no: Most homos are not looking for company of heteros.

If you think you can be hooked on gay sex by exposure to it, you were gay to begin with.

10/30/2007 5:26:10 PM

BurntBush

Then why do we call them "gay"?

10/30/2007 5:29:42 PM

Mister Spak

Homo makes you so miserable, you can't stop. yes that makes lots of sense.

10/30/2007 5:41:49 PM

Blackvoice

Then why didn't my good looking homosexual friend give me the kiss I wanted? Damn!

10/30/2007 6:14:03 PM

Julian

Loyal Buttsniffer says.

Once you've had crack, you can't go back.

10/30/2007 6:30:23 PM

Anon

I laugh at how these fundies have this "Gay people try to turn straight people gay because they hate straight people" mentality. I can't help but wonder mental processes (if any) led to that conclusion.

10/30/2007 6:35:19 PM

Detrs

"Hooked on homo?"

You really don't know what you're talking about do you? I guess it seems that way to you know since you're still in the closet, but trust me, it's better once you're fine with yourself.

10/30/2007 7:46:40 PM

Ansem the Wise

I'm miserable?

... I didn't know that.

10/30/2007 7:47:21 PM

Heyoka

Ah, #348512, the pitifully lonely cry of a self-hating closet case. Dude, if you bathe regularly and remember to change your underwear every day, you might have a better chance of finding a date.

10/30/2007 9:31:49 PM

Rock Hudson

SING it Jojo! Sing a song of homo love from your heart!

10/30/2007 9:36:48 PM

Rubyfruit

...Since when is gay sex like heroin?

10/30/2007 11:53:36 PM

golf

@318512, if you're going to troll, at least try and be clever or funny. At its heart, this is a humor site.

If you have "serious opinions" about anything here, you might be better served on another website.


10/31/2007 10:20:38 AM

Yagno

He supplies us with humor.

10/31/2007 10:41:50 AM

tracer

"It is like being curious about heroin. Once you try it you are hooked."


For a moment, I thought this guy was talking about World of Warcraft.

Speaking of which, I still need to get an Apexis Crystal for my paladin tank before he hits Revered with Ogri'la. He really needs that shield upgrade.

10/31/2007 11:57:07 AM

Old Viking

The gays I know are bright, well read and engaging. None has ever made a pass at me. And none has ever made me miserable. (Well, a couple of Republicans, but that was strictly a political thing.)

10/31/2007 12:40:40 PM

Nekhbet

Hooked on Homo? Is that anything like Hooked on Phonics?

10/31/2007 3:15:49 PM

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