it is possible that the loch ness monster spotted many times was a dinosaur. Or that knights really did fight dragons that were actually dinosaurs.
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You might want to do a little research into the notions of myths, legends, fairy tales, and the general concept of FICTION.
~David D.G.
Poor child, never given a realistic framework for the passage of the ages. Or for reality.
@GoFast, Trabant Grand Prix.
Dinosaurs. Aren't. Dragons.
But you know what are dinosaurs? Birds, which even have feathers like velociraptors did. That's right; you eat chicken, you eat a dinosaur.
Cecil the Sea Sick Sea Serpent - dragon or dinosaur?
And all of science is stymied.
Or maybe Buckwheated, or Farinaed, hell, I don't know.
"it is possible that the loch ness monster spotted many times was a dinosaur. Or that knights really did fight dragons that were actually dinosaurs."
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Just as it's possible that a girl named Sakura Kinomoto (related to an Anglo-Chinese wizard) has been spotted wearing a frilly outfit and wielding a magic staff & cards, standing atop a building opposite the Tokyo Tower, amirite?!
Or that 'Magic Knights' were transported from said Tokyo Tower to restore peace & balance to Cephiro, via mecha 'Rune Gods' or Mashin that could combine to form the reptile-like 'Rayearth', that really did fight monsters of the 'mind' there.
[/CLAMP] [/otaku]
The scariest thing about this is that some Republican states have created a voucher system to get goverment funds to enroll kids in private schools. Private schools can go off the federal list of required (authorized by educators) books and choose there own. In a couple states most these schools are religious institutions, some just being developed since this voucher bill passed.
They are widely reported to be using science textbooks created by Liberty "University" that state THE LOCHNESS MONSTER IS REAL , PROBABLY A DINOSAUR AND PEOPLE DID FACE OFF AGAINST FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS WHO WERE PROBABLY DINOSAURS.
FUCK!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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