Quote# 30104

America is gonna get it big time... Can you say BABYLON?

The church is pandering to the filth. You can't even find a virgin in youth group these days. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.


maelstrom, foru.ms 51 Comments [10/16/2007 9:55:54 PM]
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Torquemada

You can't find a virgin in youth group because all of the perverted youth pastors have already knocked them up :-\

10/16/2007 10:03:12 PM

Hawker Hurricane

You can't even find a virgin in youth group these days.


And lord knows, maelstrom has personally checked all of them...

10/16/2007 10:07:34 PM

Rhys

You can't even find a virgin in youth group these days

Except for you obviously... either that or you are looking for one to sacrifice.

10/16/2007 10:10:19 PM

Osiris

And you're looking for virgins in youth groups because?

10/16/2007 10:12:52 PM

Bob Dole

Can you say DUMBER THAN SHIT?

10/16/2007 10:29:45 PM

pbagosy

Aww, does someone feel left out because he's the only kid on the block that hasn't dipped his wick?

-pb

10/16/2007 10:33:13 PM

Tomby Stone

I agree with Travis Bibble here, it's sick that women don't remain virgins until a man decides he wants to own them for good (or at least a few years). I mean our lord God wants men to feel that sense of power they can only feel from the conquest of uncharted sexual territory, being the first one to do a girl. Our God also doesn't like to make men wonder if their woman has ever had a more satisfying lover than them so to give men that peace of mind he demands all women refrain from casual sexual intercourse. So special is our God that he seems designed specifically for the comfort of the dominant sex.

(sarcasm by the way)

10/16/2007 10:33:33 PM

Sophie

You can't even find a virgin in youth group these days.

Um... just how exactly do you know whether or not they're virgins? o.O

10/16/2007 10:34:25 PM

Mr. Saturday

Guy sounds like Rorschach from Watchmen. Only instead of being a criminally insane vigilante, he's a moron.

10/16/2007 10:35:28 PM

Jimmy

I'd say this is the lesser of the fundie quotes on the page, let alone the entire thread!

10/16/2007 10:47:14 PM

libkitten

Don't you guys know that anyone not wearing one of those True Love Waits rings isn't a virgin? That's how you tell. DUH.

10/16/2007 10:48:38 PM

Lunalelle

Uh, hello, virgin here. By both choice and circumstance.

And not even Christian anymore. Do I get purity points from your Great Misogynist.

10/16/2007 10:50:40 PM

Fanatic-Templar

When you say 'America' do you also include us Canucks, or are we northerny enough to escape God's attention?

10/16/2007 11:11:55 PM

Brian X

Friday night I'm going nowhere
All the lights are changing green to red
Turning over TV stations
Situations running through my head
Well looking back through time
You know it's clear that I've been blind
I've been a fool
To ever open up my heart
To all that jealousy, that bitterness, that ridicule

Saturday I'm running wild
And all the lights are changing red to green
Moving through the crowd I'm pushing
Chemicals all rushing through my bloodstream
Only wish that you were here
You know I'm seeing it so clear
I've been afraid
To tell you how I really feel
Admit to some of those bad mistakes I've made

If you want it
Come and get it
Crying out loud
The love that I was
Giving you was
Never in doubt
Let go your heart
Let go your head
And feel it now

Babylon, Babylon

Sunday all the lights of London
Shining , Sky is fading red to blue
I'm kicking through the Autumn leaves
And wondering where it is you might be going to
Turning back for home
You know I'm feeling so alone
I can't believe
Climbing on the stair
I turn around to see you smiling there
In front of me


If you want it
Come and get it
Crying out loud
The love that I was
Giving you was
Never in doubt
And feel it now
Let go your heart
Let go your head
And feel it now
Let go your heart
Let go your head
And feel it now
Let go your heart
Let go your head
And feel it now
Let go your heart
Let go your head
And feel it now

Babylon, Babylon, Babylon

How's that, Maelstrom? I'm actually not that much of a David Gray fan -- too downtempo for extended listening -- but I do like "Babylon".

10/16/2007 11:15:57 PM

Papabear

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just drop me a line when God/Jesus actually shows up and does something.

10/16/2007 11:21:25 PM

Wet Walnuts

Travis Bickle for Jesus award.

10/17/2007 1:10:34 AM

Barbarian

OTOH, The Coming of a Real Rain is quite a powerful image. Seriously.

10/17/2007 1:12:30 AM

Heather

How do you know? Have you specifically gone up to every girl in every youth group to check? Or are you just lying?

If yes to a, you are a perverted freak.

If yes to b, you are disgusting.

Take your pick.

10/17/2007 1:42:46 AM

Classic

Isn't part of the flood story that G-D promises not to nearl wipe out humanity (again)???

Maybe... Maybe I did have a corrupt catholic school education...

10/17/2007 1:45:12 AM

Martin

they all worship at the church of star trek now.

10/17/2007 1:51:32 AM

The Jamo

Oooooooh, that's some really scary shit there, man.

But seriously, fundies have been threatening us for so long now that no matter how great a threat they want us to imagine, it just doesn't work any more. Get it through your heads, fundies: WE ARE NOT SCARED OF YOUR GOD! Threaten us with floods and fire all you like... nobody gives a shit so you might as well save yourselves some time.

10/17/2007 2:42:57 AM

anevilmeme

So God isn't pissed at Iran, China, Saudi Arabia, Cuba, et al, just the USA?

10/17/2007 5:10:08 AM

Frank

So people will get sex and cleaner streets?

REPENT! REPENT!

10/17/2007 5:27:13 AM

TB

I just can't stop putting this fellows:



10/17/2007 5:31:39 AM

szena

Um... just how exactly do you know whether or not they're virgins?

Simple. He tells them he's looking for a virgin to date and suddenly none of them will admit to being a virgin.

10/17/2007 6:13:12 AM

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