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Remember,when Jesus was born the Dragon(devil) swept 1/3rd of the stars to the earth according to Revelations. So all the ones you see could be from a huge spiritual battle involving Satan,leading other angels with him with his intelligence(in the beginning),and the others who stood up against him. Remember,some angels could be as big as planets,stars even I imagine-to break a giant star into little ones during a battle is very possible.

SoulOfAnAxe ver.2, Head2Christ 49 Comments [9/11/2007 2:14:29 PM]
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Is there a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot award?

9/11/2007 2:16:09 PM

Goosey

What? Where does this "when Jesus was born" crap come from?

The principle of at least that part of Revelations is that it has not happened yet.

Even on your own fundie terms, you fail, let alone on any reasonable ideas about science.

9/11/2007 2:16:40 PM

Lamb of the Invisible Pink Unicorn

WTF Award

9/11/2007 2:19:36 PM

Puck

SoulOfAnAss:

Sorry, it couldn't have happened. Any star is much larger than the earth, and the collision would involve the earth falling into the star, at which point, the earth and everything upon it would be vaporized.

...angels as big as planets breaking big stars into little ones...Riiiight.

Problem is, the ignoramus(es) who wrote Revelations understood as much astronomy as the typical sunflower does.

WTF award, indeed.

9/11/2007 2:24:29 PM

Raven Blackhawk

Into sci-fi much?

9/11/2007 2:33:35 PM

Alena

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, over.

9/11/2007 2:35:53 PM

anevilmeme

Sometimes you just have to say what the fuck?

9/11/2007 2:39:21 PM

Old Viking

Aw, geez, we all know that.

And, oh, that book? It's Revelation. Singular. You'll find it in the Bible.

9/11/2007 2:43:07 PM

Aethernaut

If you're hallucinating from all the crack you've been smoking.

9/11/2007 2:52:14 PM

Papabear

Somebody hasn't read Revelation very carefully. Big surprise.

9/11/2007 3:00:32 PM



Revelation was written long after Jesus's death. My conclusion is, let the NASA say what they have to say about astronomy, and you love thy neighbour. That's the important thing.

9/11/2007 3:12:15 PM

Osiris

Revelations said a lot of crazy shit that is very hard to understand.

9/11/2007 3:19:57 PM

Mike

You fail at astronomy and astrophysics.

9/11/2007 3:28:25 PM

John

Revelation says a dragon "drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth", but I don't see anything about Jesus' birth in that chapter. You'd think the Chinese, who were avid astronomers even 5,000 years ago, and had already created a star chart in the 4th century BC, would have noticed a third of the stars disappearing.

9/11/2007 3:34:45 PM

Doctor Fishcake

Alternatively they could just be massive balls of very highly concentrated gas.

Idiot.

9/11/2007 3:38:10 PM



I love fundies, nothing like a literal interpretation of the Bible(and this is nothing like a literal interpretation, it is more like a bad sci-fi channel movie).

9/11/2007 4:17:56 PM

Omni Noodle

In a Galaxy far, far away...

9/11/2007 4:24:45 PM

GigaGuess

Step. Away. From the bong.

9/11/2007 4:29:49 PM

Mister Spak

break a giant star into
little ones during a battle is very possible."
"

Only in bedtime stories for 3 year olds.

9/11/2007 4:57:32 PM

Neil

Warning-stuffy, whiny nitpicking ahead. My sense of humor is not feeling the love today.

Funny as the weed jokes can sometimes be, as a long time atheist, skeptic and marijuana enthusiast I do resent the comparison at times.

I am literate, well read, and familiar with math up to trigonometry and hard science up to college level beginning astronomy. I have also continued studying and increasing my knowledge outside of school. Unlike fudies, I am not under the impression that my modest achievements make me some sort of sage or revolutionary genius. I have neither the ignorance nor the arrogance to go on with grand statements about the nature of reality or my own versions of spiritual cosmology.

In my experience, you simply cannot smoke yourself that stupid. It takes a naturally gullible mind and years of training in practical stupidity and groupthink (read: churchgoing) to attain that level of such profound meaninglessness. Even the most THC drenched, half-mumbled rap album makes more sense than a fundie; so please, have some respect for the intelligent drug users of the world and quit lumping us in with the brain damaged religionists.

9/11/2007 5:20:50 PM

dpareja

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot award (n+1)thed.

9/11/2007 5:34:49 PM

Bryan65

HeadUpAss.

9/11/2007 6:18:15 PM

Bob Dole

OH, that explains it.

9/11/2007 6:59:26 PM

jarjar_head

@ Neil: Thank you!

WTF Award (n+1)thed.

9/11/2007 8:04:07 PM

tracer

Clearly, SoulOfAnAxe ver.2 is a true believer in a literal interpretation of the bible.

Namely, that the earth is capped by a transparent Vault of Heaven a couple of hundred miles above our heads, and the stars and planets are tiny little light bulbs hanging from it.

9/11/2007 8:53:34 PM

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