[On why the dinosaurs went extinct]
The other theory is that before Adam and Eve were the dinosaurs. God created them and didn't like them so He flooded the earth and started again.
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"The other theory?" What, the mentally damaged, drank myself under the table, bumped my head with a big rock kind of theory? I advise he collects another brain cell so that he can rub the two together and maybe have a real idea.
So...god flooded the earth twice? Which flood created the Grand Canyon? Were there two magical sky-canopies for the water to come from? Come on, Russell, give it up. You can't not know how stupid you sound.
I'm picturing God now as one of those little kids who gets frustrated with his drawing and scribbles over it with a big black crayon. "RRRGH! Stupid dinosaurs! Won't come out the way I want them to! *pout*"
Also, we all know smoking killed the dinosaurs.
My god. I was coming up with dinosaur extinction theories of that calibre whe I was SIX. My favourite of those was 'The world suddenly tipped upside down and all the dinosaurs fell off.'.
Ah, to be young and innocent.
Ah, that poor God. Things never seeming to work out like he planned. Now if only he was perfect and omniscient, he would have known that the dinosaurs weren't going to turn out like he planned, and never created them in the first place. Sadly, it was not meant to... WAIT A SECOND!
"The other theory"
What comes next doesn't even qualify as a hypothesis. It makes no predictions, there is no evidence supporting it, it is just fundy
nonsense.
"before Adam and Eve were the dinosaurs."
Your contradicting your own holy text. According to Genesis 1 and 2, the animals were created a single day before Adam and Eve. That is certainly not enough time for what you claim occurred to take place.
"God created them and didn't like them so He flooded the earth and started again."
This isn't mentioned anywhere in the Bible. And if he knew he wouldn't like them, why create them? Because he wanted them to suffer? Wow.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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