It's possible they [the Tribes of Israel] ate dinosaurs, but not necessitated by the simple fact that they were allowed to, which I'm not even certain if they would have been due to the rules about what they could and couldn't eat. All I need to know is that I don't have to worry about what kind of animal I eat.
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And the Lord spake unto the people, saying "Do not eat of the pigs and shellfish because they are unclean. Oh, and you probably shouldn't try and eat a T-rex either because catching him may cause a turning of the dinner tables, if you'll pardon the expression."
ate dinosaurs ...
WILMA: Is it kosher, Fred?image
Flintsteins, meet the Flintsteins
They’re a wandering Jewish family
From the land of Egypt
They’re wandering through a desert sea
Let’s walk, and look for something to eat
I hear the taste of T. Rex just can’t be beat
Thunder Lizard, god says they're kosher
We’ll have a Rabbi-Jew time
Dino-stew time
We’ll have an oy-vey time!
" ... All I need to know is that I don't have to worry about what kind of animal I eat."
For Commander's Consideration: If you really don't have to worry about what kind of animals you eat, may I suggest this great recipe I have for Live Octopus with Peanut Butter and Superglue, or perhaps some of my home-made Fugu Fish with Toadstool Sauce. I promise that one of us will be truly satisfied with your gourmet experience. Bon Apetit!
Yep they ate them I know for a fact some of them eat dino rids so big they tip over there foot poweedr cars, and used them as bridges to cross wide crevasses and chasms they also may used them as cranes and bulldozer to move big rock and boulders used them as busses and the flying dinosaurs were used as planes.
John:
Dallen, I was just thinking the same thing. If T-Rex was around at the time of the Isrealites, I don't think it would be Jews eating dino, to put it like that.
@Brian - I thought of that, but decided that since observant Jews can't eat alligator, they couldn't eat dinosaur either, so I waffled the issue of what exactly a reptile is - a question scientists practically get into fist-fights about.
Jezebels Evil Sister it was also Jesus who said that nothing you eat makes you unclean but rather what comes from your mouth that makes you unclean.
no
Please just fucking die.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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