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It's possible they [the Tribes of Israel] ate dinosaurs, but not necessitated by the simple fact that they were allowed to, which I'm not even certain if they would have been due to the rules about what they could and couldn't eat. All I need to know is that I don't have to worry about what kind of animal I eat.

Commander, StrangeTalk 44 Comments [6/1/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Dallen

And the Lord spake unto the people, saying \"Do not eat of the pigs and shellfish because they are unclean. Oh, and you probably shouldn't try and eat a T-rex either because catching him may cause a turning of the dinner tables, if you'll pardon the expression.\"

6/1/2007 4:06:45 AM

Ms. Demenor

ate dinosaurs...


I stopped reading there.

6/1/2007 4:22:25 AM

fromdownunder

Well, it looks like English...

Norm

6/1/2007 4:49:27 AM

Ignignockt

I'm disappointed; I hoped he would actually try to determine the clean/unclean status of the theropods.

6/1/2007 4:53:34 AM

Man Called True

What were the Torah rules on eating reptiles, again?

6/1/2007 4:56:00 AM

Prager

This comment was aptly posted on StrangeTalk. Fundamentalists who attempt to reconcile reality with their fantasy book do indeed say the darndest things.

6/1/2007 6:09:13 AM

Brian X

I think it's a pretty safe bet there's never been a halakhic decision on whether dinosaur meat is kosher or not, and anyway it would probably go by species.

6/1/2007 6:46:40 AM

Sevagram

Commander. Commander of what? The Armies of the UNBELIEVABLY STUPID??

6/1/2007 6:50:27 AM

Redhunter

WILMA: Is it kosher, Fred?
FRED: Oy, for this I left work early?


Flintsteins, meet the Flintsteins
They’re a wandering Jewish family
From the land of Egypt
They’re wandering through a desert sea

Let’s walk, and look for something to eat
I hear the taste of T. Rex just can’t be beat

Thunder Lizard, god says they're kosher
We’ll have a Rabbi-Jew time
Dino-stew time
We’ll have an oy-vey time!

6/1/2007 7:32:07 AM

jo_27e

well the chinese eat dinosaur bones. Needless to say the archaeological community was not happy at all.

6/1/2007 7:45:49 AM

Laurel

I speculated as to whether dinos were clean or unclean on another thread. I thought I was joking.

6/1/2007 9:33:21 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

\" ... All I need to know is that I don't have to worry about what kind of animal I eat.\"

Says who? Certainly not jesus, who told his followers to \"uphold the laws\" (written in the Torah). So I guess, like most christians, you are actually not a christian but rather a paulinist.

6/1/2007 11:26:29 AM

MarylandBear


Flintsteins, meet the Flintsteins
Theyâ?™re a wandering Jewish family
From the land of Egypt
Theyâ?™re wandering through a desert sea

Letâ?™s walk, and look for something to eat
I hear the taste of T. Rex just canâ?™t be beat

Thunder Lizard, god says they're kosher
Weâ?™ll have a Rabbi-Jew time
Dino-stew time
Weâ?™ll have an oy-vey time!


I hate myself for finding this hilarious.

6/1/2007 11:36:40 AM

JustinGG

My cat smells like catfood.

6/1/2007 11:37:44 AM

Redhunter

MarylandBear said:
\"I hate myself for finding this hilarious.\"

I love you for finding it hilarious.

6/1/2007 12:10:15 PM

Matilde

If they could physically eat those bugs, the Deuteronomy would let us know. Until then, present EVIDENCE.

6/1/2007 12:28:28 PM

NonProphet

Redhunter wins the internet.

Nobody combines 'mildly offensive' and 'unexpectedly humorous' like you, Red.

6/1/2007 1:49:37 PM

Sideshow Bob

This is really really reaching. I wonder if the OP has been or is planning on going to the Creation Museum.

6/1/2007 2:18:52 PM

DFox

haha brilliant Red, everyone knows pterodactyl eggs are a part of a balanced nutritious breakfast! *thumbs up*

6/1/2007 3:40:35 PM

John

Observant Jews are not allowed to eat reptiles.

6/1/2007 3:57:43 PM

The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Birds are dinosaurs.
Eat more chicken.

6/1/2007 4:26:43 PM

The Flying Spaghetti Monster

\" \"I hate myself for finding this hilarious.\"

I love you for finding it hilarious. \"

BWAHAHAhahaha

It IS hilarious.

6/1/2007 4:28:18 PM

flipper

This has got to be a group of stoned guys chatting!

6/1/2007 4:55:15 PM

Old Viking

The tribes may have eaten dinosaur, but I bet it was pretty damned gamy.

6/1/2007 7:29:50 PM

Breakerslion

Swordfish!

6/1/2007 7:32:46 PM

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