I just got hired on at a fire department and well ive made some minor mistakes and what not. The devil is speaking through my chief theatening me that i am going to lose my job.
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Son, t'aint the devil that made you an incompetent liability. If you can't make the grade, do something less important, like flip burgers.
Actually, scratch that, I don't think I trust your hygiene that much either.
.....look, you're not doing clerical work where the most dangerous activity you will do in a given day is, say, stapling. you're dealing with human lives. i'd rather have a competent devil/firefighter retrieve me from my burning house than this guy.
Or, maybe your just a screw-up and shouldn't be trusted with the lives of others. Perhaps you should pursue a career as a doorstop or paperweight.
In any case, the devil is not real. Whatever your chief says comes directly from your chief.
er, what exactly does he call minor though? Do I really want to click that link and find out?
Because with freaks like him, "minor" might be "oh, I let some children burn since that house looked a lot like hell which means they were actually sinners" or other fucked up shit...
Alrdyreg, if you did something simple like sell snacks at a movie theater, your boss would not be riding you this hard. You'd just be handing out overpriced food to idiots (can you tell I've done this before?). No terrible consequences for screwing up, so the managers can be more lenient.
Here's the thing, YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR SAVING LIVES!! Those "minor mistakes" you make in training could kill you, your fellow firemen, or someone trapped inside a burning building. Either be willing to shape up or for everyone's sake, hand in your resignation.
Yeah, uh...when you work at a place like a Fire Department, or a Hospital, or just about any place that deals with human lives there AREN'T any MINOR Mistakes.
Awwww, JD beat me to the punch on this one, but hey, he hit the nail on the head as far as I'm concearned.
There aren't room for mistakes in firefighting. If you're not cut out for the job, be thankful that your chief says so before an innocent life has to end because you're too damn incompetent to do the job. But no, whenever a fundie is displeased the Debbil had something to do with it.
A fundie firefighter? Fuck, will he pray that a fire stops rather than getting water?
Please, if my house catches fire, send somebody else.
Well, you know, I gotta say they get a little annoyed with you after you let a house burn down from a trash fire in the shed. And sending the ambulance directly to the graveyard is a bit of a faux pas. Probably offering that kid a drink from the hose wasn't the brightest idea either.
Chief: "Well, Holy Joe, you were slow and the house burned down and the people died. Again."
Fundie: "Minor bad. His will be done."
New York's Bravest - from a certain incident 15 years ago - would like a word with you, lardyreg.
Dare to say to their faces that they're 'Satanic'? You certainly don't have the right [ to claim that a 'Hell' exists, after what they had to go through on that day.
Confused?
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