It's not rocket science but here it goes: the penis was made for the vagina and the vagina made for the penis and that's how you were conceived.
You know that feeling in your gut when you hear about beastility -- that it is wrong and sick? You have that feeling because in your heart of hearts you know it is wrong. Many have the same thoughts and feelings about homosexuality until they reach a certain age where they are brainwashed by society to think it is okay.
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Following your logic, men and women shouldn't pee because they're made only for fucking. And the same argument with bestiality, because, as far as I'm concerned, they don't reproduce by magic. Anyway, make up your mind, is it wrong because of anatomical reasons or just because you know deep inside it's wrong?
I can remember my mom explaining homosexuality to me when I was young. Well, why the hell not? I thought, and went on with my straight little life, for my parents were NOT brainwashers.
Penises also fit well into mouths, anuses and palms (not to mention certain sex toys). A case of intelligent design, perhaps. If the creator of everything in the universe wanted penises to fit only into vaginas, don't you think she/he/it was smart enough to design them so?
That's funny, because my mother and stepfather, as well as most of the people they associated with, were constantly telling me how homosexuality is wrong and evil. I never, ever agreed with them.
Then how come a woman's most important pleasure spot is OUTSIDE of the vaginal opening? How come I get absolutely zero pleasure from anything being inserted into me, especially something as large as a penis, which causes only discomfort or pain? If penis-in-vagina-only was the only way to go, how come your god didn't make that the only way to receive pleasure for everyone, to ensure we'd do it? Sorry, Venny, I'm a lesbian by design as well as emotion!
Hmm, again with the bestiality. I don't think there's nearly as much of this going on as fundies worry about . . . they've probably been out in the south 40 talking with the sheep again, the buncha damn fluffy LIARS they are. That Esmeralda just can't keep her trap shut. Every farm boy knows not to let the sheep get interviewed.
Actually, Vendetta, it has become harder for me to be shocked due to some reasons.
You light want to take that dictionnary away from your kids because... I broke a rib laughing at all the sexual definitions when I was eight. That cemented my belief that the world is based on fucking.
"the penis was made for the vagina and the vagina made for the penis"
Unless, of course, you are an all powerful godman who can magically impregnate donkey riding virgins who are wandering around with their cuckold husbands.
Bestiality (spell-checker can be your friend) involves non-consenting beings.
I find the thought of other people (regardless of gender and/or orientation) having sex, to be kind of icky.
“You know that feeling in your gut when you hear about beastility -- that it is wrong and sick?”
“You have that feeling because in your heart of hearts you know it is wrong.”
"Many have the same thoughts and feelings about homosexuality until they reach a certain age where they are brainwashed by society to think it is okay.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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