Quote# 25634

It's not rocket science but here it goes: the penis was made for the vagina and the vagina made for the penis and that's how you were conceived.

You know that feeling in your gut when you hear about beastility -- that it is wrong and sick? You have that feeling because in your heart of hearts you know it is wrong. Many have the same thoughts and feelings about homosexuality until they reach a certain age where they are brainwashed by society to think it is okay.

Vendetta, Myspace 37 Comments [5/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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szenah

Gays can have sick feelings about the opposite sex. I guess that means heterosexuality is unnatural.

5/24/2007 10:12:39 PM

Osiris

Non-sequiter.

5/24/2007 10:34:52 PM

Mling/Rebecca

I remember the first two times I learned about homosexuality. I just didn't understand it the first time, and the second time it seemed so natural that I didn't understand why the class was giggling or why my teacher was even talking about it like it mattered.

5/24/2007 10:42:03 PM

themann1086

All that oral and anal sex I've had was unnatural... Shit!

5/24/2007 11:12:06 PM

Sean

Fundies are more obsessed with sex than a porn director

5/24/2007 11:26:22 PM

Ice

Yaoi.

If Vendetta could even grasp on the size of that community, he'd probably explode.

5/24/2007 11:47:32 PM

Berny

You know, there are so many other things made perfectly for a penis too, like a mouth or a hand. (or that crack in your mattress in your case)
What about them?

5/25/2007 1:56:59 AM

Sophomore

I wasn't brainwashed by society. I've never really cared that much about it. Doesn't affect me.

5/25/2007 2:07:17 AM

Lunalelle

Beasts have penises and vaginas, too. Your point?

5/25/2007 2:39:05 AM

balom


5/25/2007 5:04:44 AM

Redhunter

Why doesn't Kirk Cameron's banana theory apply to anal and oral sex?

5/25/2007 6:37:49 AM

Matilde

Following your logic, men and women shouldn't pee because they're made only for fucking. And the same argument with bestiality, because, as far as I'm concerned, they don't reproduce by magic. Anyway, make up your mind, is it wrong because of anatomical reasons or just because you know deep inside it's wrong?

5/25/2007 7:56:22 AM

Freboy

Penis and vagina were created for peeing.

Babies come with the Stork.

5/25/2007 8:51:51 AM

NotMe

And that is why the penis and vagina always fit together perfectly without leaving any room or stretching pieces of the lower body.

5/25/2007 9:42:55 AM

Prager

I agree, bestiality is just wrong. But how is it wrong when two people of the same gender (and both are of an age to understand what they are doing) pleasure each other?

5/25/2007 10:44:18 AM

Laurel

I can remember my mom explaining homosexuality to me when I was young. Well, why the hell not? I thought, and went on with my straight little life, for my parents were NOT brainwashers.

5/25/2007 10:59:48 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Penises also fit well into mouths, anuses and palms (not to mention certain sex toys). A case of intelligent design, perhaps. If the creator of everything in the universe wanted penises to fit only into vaginas, don't you think she/he/it was smart enough to design them so?

5/25/2007 11:46:23 AM

richard skidmark

Must have been reading Camille Paglia.

5/25/2007 12:18:40 PM

Doctor Whom

The penis was made for the prostate and the prostate for the penis. Whenever I tell that to fundies, they immediately change the subject.

5/25/2007 1:03:50 PM

NonProphet

That's funny, because my mother and stepfather, as well as most of the people they associated with, were constantly telling me how homosexuality is wrong and evil. I never, ever agreed with them.
So was I 'brainwashed' during my early childhood, by someone that wasn't there? Or could it be that you rail against homosexuality because you're a bigot?

5/25/2007 1:58:31 PM

Catherine the Great

What's wrong with bestiality anyway? If the animal enjoys it and the person enjoys it, who cares? As long as it's an adult animal, of course.

5/25/2007 2:30:34 PM

Coffee

Somebody notify the ASPCA that fundies are obsessing over bestiality and should be monitored closely.

5/25/2007 3:21:33 PM

Madame Scarlet

So is it a terrible sin when heterosexual couples 69?

5/25/2007 3:38:29 PM

John

Nobody wants you to like the idea of gay sex. They just want you to STFU and mind your own business and leave others to mind theirs.

5/25/2007 5:35:44 PM

Michael

You know that feeling in a kid's gut when he hears about sex? He has that feeling because HE'S A KID. When we grow up, we learn to deal with real life and don't have those feelings. Connect the dots.

5/25/2007 6:20:22 PM

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