Actually there are alleged writings of Adam, written by Adam.
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In fact, a large number of people called Adam have published written works.
If this bloke means Adam from Genesis (no Phil Collins comments, please)then he can't have written anything, because he never exisited. For the umpteenth time, he's just an part of allegory about needing to take personal responsibility when you screw up or bad shit happens to you.
No shit? Good thing he ate from that "Tree of knowledge" so he could write. Is he sending a letter to Eve or something as crazy?
"Dearest Eve, Hi there"
'You're the prettiest girl I know. I'll bet your're the prettiest girl in the universe"
To bad she's just a girl and can't read.
There was, at one time, a text called "The Revelation of Adam" which was attributed to the biblical Adam. It was excluded from the canon and denounced as a forgery. Badfish did get his first point right. It was the word "alleged" which tripped him up.
So with two people on Earth, writing developed, then Adam wrote down some magical text, then it survived the great global flood you lot still haven't denounced on logic, and now you're here babbling at us about it a few thousand years later, but--
The fuck? This is not logic. I'm not even sure what this is.
to do list:
1. drop off fig leaves at dry cleaner
2. don't eat the forbidden fruit
3. pick up Eve some tampons
4. invent capitalization at the start of a sentence
And that is what was written.
Upon which day did God create pencil and paper?
I much prefer the writings of Adam according to Mark Twain.
@canadiest
'You're the prettiest girl I know. I'll bet your're the prettiest girl in the universe"
Eve: "Huh. Not even if you were the last man on..."
Adam: "Actually, I'm the first."
Eve: "Good luck with your line, Buddy. You're not the first, and you won't be the last."
Adam: ("Hmm, not bad. Let me write these down. Now where's my...uh...what did I name that thing?")
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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