When is comes to "education" the Spanish Inquisition is absolutely ruthless. They used Copernicus, Galileo, Kepler and Einstein to attack the FIRST book of the Bible and Darby to attack the book of Revelation—the LAST book of the Bible.
In the secular realm they used DARWINISM or EVILution to destroy faith in the Genesis and scientific account of Creation. All the schools under their control teach Darwinism or the theory that the earth is millions of years old and that man came from monkeys.
This deadly Spanish Inquisition Jesuit has sent millions of soul to hell believing that they were just animals that time and chance happened to place on this small planet.
He stole his theory from ancient Egypt where monkeys were a vital part of the Pharaonic religion.
EVILution destroys faith in God and the Bible. With no fear of a coming judgment, politicians and others have no qualms about taking bribes from the "Federal" Reserve Bank in order to deliver the country to the Spanish Inquisition.
Darwin lied and denied the existence of giants and he claimed to have found the missing link in Patagonia, Argentina.
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I hate to tell this guy, but the Inquisition happened 300 years ago. Oh, yeah, and they used the BIBLE to justify murdering everybody who didn't believe exactly what they did. (Come to think of it, that sounds a lot like the fundies. Hm....)
So the Spanish Inquistion is an evil Satanic conspiracy?
This is so paranoid and fucked up I'm not sure where to begin.
1 Genesis is not a scientific account of creation, it is myth invented by sheep herders.
2 Pharaonic Egypt did not inspire the Inquistion.
3 I like the reference to the Federal Reserve, nice to see some diversity in your paranoia. Now if you could only have worked in Bill Gates and Mickey Mouse....
4 Seriously, seek professional help.
"With no fear of a coming judgment, politicians and others have no qualms about taking bribes..."
Hell... even WITH fear of a coming judgment, they have no fucking qualms about taking bribes.
You do know that almost all the politicians are Christian, don't you?
It amazes me his historical revisionism. One, the inquisition was a tribunal, not a religious order charged with EDUCATION. The Jesuits, on the other hand, were not part of that. They were ONE of the thousands religious orders, they were not particularly attached to the Inquisition, bearing in mind that it was formed 200 years, at least, after the, say, instauration of Inquisition in Spain. And they were expelled and their books were forbidden by the same Inquisition, by the way. Third, they couldn´t use, let alone put in trial, books from whose jurisdiction was out. In case you´re wondering, Galileo was Italian(and was put in trial, not used, accordingly, by the Italian tribunal)and Copernico was Polish. Einstein and Darwin existed around 40 and 100 years AFTER THE INQUISITION WAS OFFICIALLY MADE TO DISAPPEAR. Now, are you sure YOU´RE NOT A TROLL.
I don't know if this qualifies for the Bizarro Universe, Historical Revisionist, Highly Polished Mirror, or Most Edjumacated awards. It seems to have characteristics of all four.
Yeah, Torquemada is a real bitch about monkey people. He told me about it the other day, as we were torturing baptists....
Your fear is killing your brain cells, Niall.
Yes, because planetary motion, relativistic mechanics and the laws of gravitation widely discredit creationism. Oh wait, sorry, they have not a damn thing in common.
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise. Our TWO weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency. Our THREE weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope!
The Spanish Inquisition is quite possibly better than Holy Grail.
"When is comes to "education" the Spanish Inquisition is absolutely ruthless"
Especially with their use of tortures that go beyond all known philosophies. Of such unimaginable hideousness that they'd make even the Cenobites, and Cthulhu himself die of terror at their mere mention:
The Soft Cushions !
The Rack!! And... dare I say it?!... The COMFY CHAIR!!!1111ONE11eleventyone1!!!
*jarring chord *
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Is he seriously, SERIOUSLY implying that not only was the Inquisition Secular, but spearheaded by Darwin? Ignoring, of course, the fact that unless I'm mistaken, the former predates the latter by a couple centuries...?
I couldn't get past the second sentence.
Let me try again.
*stares very hard*
I've never done LSD, and now I know why.
Some questions & comments:
1) I guess this really is a case for Monty Python, because not one of those people would have expected the Spanish Inquisition.
2) He mentions Darby, but considering the anachronistic nature of his world, I will assume it's Darby O'Gill.
3) Is the Spanish Inquisition Jesuit one person?
4) Is he calling Darwin the Spanish Inquisition Jesuit?
5) Evolution came from ancient Egypt, whereas the whole Osiris story was not stolen from them as a basis for their mythos?
W...T...F...
He is saying the Spanish Inquisition is tied to the Fed. and is against religion.
I am well and truly gobsmacked.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the Spanish Inquisition end before Darwin was active, and before Einstein was born? And wasn't the Spanish Inquisition's goal to weed out the evil secularists and keep the "scientific acount of Creation" on top?
Egypt, monkeys, pharaoni religion? Lol, whut?
Good thing that the godfearing Bushes had qualms about taking money from rich Saudis like the Bin Laden family. Oh, wait...
Deliver the country to the Spanish Inquisition? What the hell are you talking about? Please learn a smidgen of history, before you try to sound S-M-R-T.
There are giants? Where?
You are full of crap, hatred and misinformation. I read one of your articles on the Jesuits in France, and it was a hoot. I showed it to my college history professor, a non-believer and he he pulled out at least 15 historical errors and inaccuracies. The most glaring one to me was the "Henry VI." There is no Henry VI of France. If you are referring to the assassinated king of France, then it is "Henri IV." However, you did get the date right. DO THE RESEARCH!!!!! what do you do for a living -- Knock on doors and make a general pain in the ass of yourself trying to convert people? This is bizarro history.
Holy shit. that is one hardcore crapbag of fail right there.
I mean seriously, egyptian monkeys, redheaded giant conspiracies and the spanish inquisition is now not catholic but aggressively secularist.
Also...The Spanish inquisition ended centuries ago, can you at least pin your ridiculous conspiracy theories on one of the usual suspects like the Illuminati or the Lizard people?
"Darwin lied and denied the existence of giants and he claimed to have found the missing link in Patagonia, Argentina"
I googled that whole thing and guess what I found. This guy and this site and this shit.
This shit spreads and then they site to the spreading shit, this ones new at the moment, watch it gain momentum , Beck'll be on this in a couple months, because "some people say"
I know his thought pattern here:
1. The Spanish Inquisition were evil;
2. Evolutionismists are evil;
3. Therefore, the Spanish Inquisition believe in Evolutionismistics!!!!!!!!!!
See, its all logic.
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