Hey, don't knock animorphism. It is a valid part of any major pagan belief/practise. Even John Hagee will admit to seeing a woman change from a woman shape when she was posessed into a Panther-like being. And there is a documented case where a missionary went to africa and saw people change into werewolves and do many unmentionable things that cannot be done unless under the influence of daemons. Wicca and Paganism isn't something to be Knocked. It is a valid religion.. it is of satan, eventhough they do not freely admit it.
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And again, no one has a camera. Or even a cell phone. So again, all we have to go on is said missionaries TOTALLY unbiased story, that has NO agenda whatsoever. Funny that.
Yeah, I loved the Animorphs books growing up. They were great.
Wait... that's not what you're talking about, is it?
I'd say something sarcastic and witty, but I'm busy biting back a rush of childlike glee that someone, somewhere, is still naive/crazy/just plain STRANGE enough to sincerely believe something like this.
I'm not even upset with this guy - he's too far gone into the hinterlands of madness to ever have any impact on society. At the point where you're trying to warn people of the secret Satanic lycanthrope invasion force, you've stopped being a "fundie" in the normal sense. Such petty words and concerns are of no consequence to you, and it's time you assembled a royal regalia out of Goodwill clothing and declared yourself Supreme Emperor of Earth's Seventh Moon.
Seriously, this is too goofy and out there for me to mentally associate it with RR's usual moralizing bilgewater. It's like trying to say that ulillillia should get a life; your inner child is having too much fun raving about how stupidly awesome/hilarious the whole thing is for you to bring it to an end.
In conclusion, antsinmypants, vaya con Dios. I really, truly wish you all the best. Comments like these are a rare nova of joyous insanity in the deep, dark goblin-caves of the Fundie Underkingdom.
Again: They believe in ANYTHING that's not real.
"Even John Hagee will admit to seeing a woman change from a woman shape when she was posessed into a Panther-like being."
Doesn't surprize me. John Hagee has talked ridiculous amounts of shit.
A documented case? Well, bring fourth the documents, then...
As I've said for years and recent studies have shown Fundamentalist will believe anything. Their indoctrination, the massive amounts of dogma and stories their priests use to scare them have them all believing it all. Ghosts, werewolves, vampires, why not, they're just ordinary everyday demons after all.
The Yorkshire legend of the 'Barghest '.
Therefore the anime series "Macademi Wasshoi " is a documentary, because it features Eineus the Verg est (l)?:
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...oh, and you'd better not watch episode 5 of that series - which the above scene is from - if you know what's good for you. That which 'is of Satan', you say? Said episode contains something that'd make even Cthulhu vomit himself inside out from pure insanity-based terror. That Which Must Not Be Seen: 'It'. That which is infinitely worse than Evil.
Each day I find it a little harder to rember that religious doesn't automatically equal irredeemably stupid. That you don't necessarily have to choose between belief and an IQ that exceeds your shoe size. Days like this, the shift is more than just a little.
Confused?
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