Evolutionism, Darwin...the attempt to prove that God lied and thus is not worth worshipping.
Evolutionism, Dawkins... The attempt to prove God does not exist and that life came by accident.
Creation, The bible...The scientific and rational theory that someone superior to humans created the universe and everything in it.
31 comments
I'm pretty sure that the Theory of Evolution has nothing to do with god. It happens, whether there is a god or not. And the last thing you can say about the Biblical creation myth is that it's rational, or scientific. It's a fairy story.
For a supeior being God has a lot of personality flaws. Vainity, violent mood swings, egotistical, mean sprited.
The scientific and rational theory of men made of dirt, talking snakes, magic fruit and pi=3.
Ambrielle: Because science works, and no amount of fundie doubletalk can hide that.
"the attempt to prove that God lied and thus is not worth worshipping."
Shit man... read the Bible sometime. God lied, committed genocide, torture, murdered people so he could show how superior he was...
Fuck, the Bible shows God lied and isn't worth worshipping, never mind ToE and Darwin.
No matter how many times you call creationism "scientific," it's never going to actually be scientific.
But then again, you fundies are good at this sort of thing, aren't you? You figure if you call Hillary Clinton a "lesbian" enough times, or homosexuals "deviant" enough times, or global warming "discredited" enough times that that will make it true.
Earth to moron: it won't.
the attempt to prove that God lied
It says right in the Bible that God lied, dipshit.
1 Kings 22:23
2 Chron 18:22
Jeremiah 20:7
Ezekiel 14:9
Jeremiah 4:10
2 Thessalonians 2:11
Creation, if it is a scientific and rational theory, then it should hve multiple proofs, so prove it, without using the Bible (which is a pretty questionable source anyway)! Evolution has had thousands of articles and books written as proofs since Darwin so let's see some of yours? We'll wait!..........
scientific,
rational,
bible .
two of these things belong together
one of these things is not the same
really, we've got to get down to the brainwashing. This is done by repetition, Sesame Street taught with this same repetitious process.
"Evolutionism, Darwin...the attempt to prove that God lied and thus is not worth worshipping."
I don't need evolution to prove that your imaginary bearded sky-wizard lied, the bible does that quite well, see Genesis 2:16-17 and Genesis 5:5 for example. Your homicidal imaginary friend isn't worthy of worship even if it were real.
"Evolutionism, Dawkins... The attempt to prove God does not exist and that life came by accident."
Wrong. Evolution explains the diversity of life not how it came about. Your ancient desert fairy tales were disproved as soon as we discovered the earth was round.
"Creation, The bible...The scientific and rational theory that someone superior to humans created the universe and everything in it."
Wrong again warriorprincess1010. Your nonexistent dictator in the sky is not superior to humans, see Genesis 32:24-30 and Judges 1:19 for example.
PS: You spelled 'evolution' and 'worshiping' wrong.
Hey, Samyaza, was that an attempt at an insult by getting this guy's gender wrong? Huge male-supremacist connotations there, buddy! Watch your sexism.
I hope this fundy's a better warrior than he is a debater - he could hardly be a worse one!
Evolution is history. It happened. And most Christians don't have any trouble with that, i.e. you're weird.
Biblical creation is a myth with no evidence at all to bolster it. Only a sub-set of Christians take it literally, i.e. you're still weird.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.