It was very obscene to show Prince, a HOMOSEXUAL person through a sheet as to show his siluette while his guitar showed a very phalic symbol coming from his below-midriff section. I am very offended and would preffer not to have showed it to my 4 children who love football. One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him out for HIV. Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY.
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Last I checked, Prince was just flamboyent. One can be flamboyent without being gay.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Besides the fact that your delusion makes you think that watching gay turns you gay and gives you HIV, I doubt that Susanna Hoffs, Kim Basinger, Sherilyn Fenn, Carmen Electra, Nona Gaye, Vanity, Appolonia, Sheena Easton, Sheila E. and his ex-wives, Mayte Garcia and Manuela Testolini Nelson would agree with you that he's "a HOMOSEXUAL person."
Yeah I'm sure he turned gay from watching Prince. I'm sure your child also recognized the fact that the guitar was a phallic symbol and not just a guitar. If phallic symbols turned people gay millions of Star Wars fans would be sodomizing each other right now with their "lightsabers"
I know it is a hard word, but it is spelled silhouette . There are resourced to help you with this.
On the other hand, in an early episode of Enterprise , T'Pol has to change into a dress behind a bedsheet that's hanging on a clothesline. The sunlight is angled from behind the bedsheet, and her silhouette is quite clear. Why don't you find that scene, Mr. unknown, and make your four children watch that. I'm sure it'll straighten your quarterback out, but if you have any daughters they'll turn into lesbians.
Yes! Watching homosexuals on television will turn your son gay.
First of all, this (like so many other comments from fundies on this site) is so incredibly stupid. But let me ask if a sport that involves brutality (at least on a small scale) is god-centered? And if I'm not mistaken, aren't there many football players who are professing Christians? Of course, they are probably all closet homosexuals anyway, but that's beside the point? Are you saying all football playing professing Chritians are gay? Well, at least I can say one thing, it seems to be grammatically correct.
And one more thing, what about all those people who find Chritianity and it's symbols and so forth offending to them? Are they to be forced to view/hear them? I wish my TV stations would play better crap on Sunday mornings than pathetic Christian sermons, but I haven't seen any change there yet.
Did you turn gay from watching Prince? If your son is gay, I can assure you that it had nothing to do with watching Prince on TV. BTW, Prince has been married twice (to women) and is said to be quite religious.
Considering the overwhelmingly homoerotic overtone of football, I'd find the son's career choice more worrying than what he may have glimpsed on the tube... (well, if I was an homophobic moron, that is)
Susanna Hoffs, Kim Basinger, Sherilyn Fenn, Carmen Electra, Nona Gaye, Vanity, Appolonia, Sheena Easton, Sheila E. - sign me up for the gay bus.
The Artist Formerly Known as a Weird Symbol is gay? That's new... Is this one of those "he turns me on, so he has to be gay" moments? I think the odds are that your children will turn out to be morons. Whether that happens or not, I feel sorry for them.
Gay, not-gay, he fuckin' rocks that guitar, so get over yourself and your impressionable little fucker-kids.
ImScaredOfFundies: The "phallic" is refering to how the silhouette of Prince playing the guitar looked. Fundies saw the neck of the guitar and thought...well, that just shows how obsessed with sex they are.
And as much as I hope this is a Poe, I've had people refuse to buy Guitar Hero for their children because it will "turn them gay." It's a very real fear, apparently.
THE GHEYNESS IS SWEEPING THE NATION. O NOES!
Homophobia, ignorance to the extreme, love of NFL, more ignorance, capitals and terrible grammar...
I've gotta call poe.
You really have little faith in your son, if you think he'll turn into a whoopsie at the smere ight of a vaguely Freudian guitar weilded by the Prince of Het.
Gods help you if he ever sees Michael Jackson.
I know this post is older than the hill but still...
First of all, when's the last time a gay man did the entire line up of the Bangels band?
Second of all, you're saying the appearance of a hetero Jehovah's Witness turned your son gay during the halftime showcase of a bunch of guys (huddling, groping, and running around with other guys) in cosplay outfits chasing around a giant pig testacle?
When I was 12 I came across someone's Playboy magazines and saw naked boobs? Did that make me a lesbian? How come no one told me? I mean, I've been in relationships with men all these years, when I was supposed to be sleeping with women? My whole life has been a lie!!!
"It was very obscene to show Prince, a HOMOSEXUAL person"
And I thought Prince was a Jehovah's Witness? But then to wingnuts like unknown, the two aren't mutually exclusive.
"through a sheet as to show his siluette while his guitar showed a very phalic symbol coming from his below-midriff section. I am very offended and would preffer not to have showed it to my 4 children who love football."
Non-sequitur, much? Is unknown the fundie equivalent of Eddie Izzard?! Besides, unknown's sounding like a Poe. Or one of those fundies without a life who specifically watches things like this for the sole purpose of being offended at such (otherwise, how would he/she justify their sad existences?!)
"One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him out for HIV. Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY."
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In the words of Warren Mears, from BtVS, to Andrew Wells: "You know what homophobia REALLY means about you?".
You don't simply "turn out gay" just because you see a gay person, stupid.
Most people contracting AIDS today are female heterosexuals in sub-Saharan Africa. Male heterosexuals in the same region are just a step behind.
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