Quote# 21683

It was very obscene to show Prince, a HOMOSEXUAL person through a sheet as to show his siluette while his guitar showed a very phalic symbol coming from his below-midriff section. I am very offended and would preffer not to have showed it to my 4 children who love football. One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him out for HIV. Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY.

unknown, The Smoking Gun 101 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Mike

Poe?

3/6/2007 3:53:44 AM

szenah

There really are people out there who are that dumb.

3/6/2007 12:13:21 PM

Sevagram

Isn't Prince a Jehovah's Witness? I didn't think gayness was allowed.


3/6/2007 12:19:58 PM

anevilmeme

This has to be a troll.

3/6/2007 12:20:23 PM

Lupine

He's either a troll, or the stupidest person I'v ever come across.

3/6/2007 12:33:25 PM

Ambrielle

definitely troll

3/6/2007 12:34:38 PM

LightHorseman

Nominate for the \"Dare you to call all quarterbacks gay to their face\" award

3/6/2007 12:43:40 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

HIV DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!

3/6/2007 12:48:25 PM

JaredM

Prince is not gay. You can't get HIV from watching television. You are an idiot.

3/6/2007 12:49:43 PM

heather

Even if your son is gay I'm sure he could still be a quarterback, so don't worry.

3/6/2007 1:07:08 PM

Eileen

You. have. got. to. be. shitting. me.

3/6/2007 1:14:14 PM

Redhunter

CBS sucks, but nobody has that power. Your kid is going to be gay because you're a homophobe, not because of Prince.

3/6/2007 1:14:16 PM

Man Called True

Last I checked, Prince was just flamboyent. One can be flamboyent without being gay.

Unfortunately, one cannot be homophobic without being a moron, so you're not getting away from this unscathed, whoever you are, OP.

3/6/2007 1:22:29 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Prince is NOT gay. Before he turned into a Jehovah's Witness (back in the day when he was so much more entertaining), he was what might be called uber-heterosexual.

3/6/2007 1:30:19 PM

xMinionX

Poeeeee...

3/6/2007 1:32:03 PM

Barbarian

LightHorseman: \"Nominate for the 'Dare you to call all quarterbacks gay to their face' award\"

Ahh, the concise version of the \"Get martyred in ten seconds\" crash course.

3/6/2007 1:43:40 PM

llDayo

I'm an animal lover. Guess that means I have rabies.

3/6/2007 1:47:39 PM

Sandman

Not a troll. The link shows an actual scan of the actual FCC complaint filed with the Federal Government.

3/6/2007 1:55:05 PM

remix17

That poor boy.

3/6/2007 2:11:17 PM

Aethernaut

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Besides the fact that your delusion makes you think that watching gay turns you gay and gives you HIV, I doubt that Susanna Hoffs, Kim Basinger, Sherilyn Fenn, Carmen Electra, Nona Gaye, Vanity, Appolonia, Sheena Easton, Sheila E. and his ex-wives, Mayte Garcia and Manuela Testolini Nelson would agree with you that he's \"a HOMOSEXUAL person.\"

3/6/2007 2:12:41 PM

h2whoa

No way this is anything other than a joke.

3/6/2007 2:33:41 PM

CrowdingHell

Yes, your son was infected with HIV through the television.

I really hope this person's a troll. Expecially since he/she admits to have already reproduced.

3/6/2007 2:54:24 PM

Jonathan

Yeah I'm sure he turned gay from watching Prince. I'm sure your child also recognized the fact that the guitar was a phallic symbol and not just a guitar. If phallic symbols turned people gay millions of Star Wars fans would be sodomizing each other right now with their \"lightsabers\"

I think you should take your son to the doctor, seriously, do it and then tell me the story.

3/6/2007 2:57:27 PM

Osiris

You can get HIV through the TV now?

3/6/2007 3:08:08 PM

D Laurier

What the fuck?
The artist formerly knowen as Prince, Is actualy quite hetrosexual.
And a very good guitarist.

Are you quite sure that your child will somehow turn out gay? or are you just looking for excuses to alienate him?

How does a TV network change the sexual orientation of a child?

3/6/2007 3:45:05 PM

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