1. If there is a mixed group, and someone will be leading the prayer, the ladies should split up from the men, or a man should lead the prayer.
The bottom line is that praying, like everything else, should be led by the men - ladies should not take over and speak for the men.
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what, are you afraid the women will outsmart you? I understand that, but really, the men will easily outsmart you too, Randy.
<i>"1. If there is a mixed group, and someone will be leading the prayer, the ladies should split up from the men, or a man should lead the prayer"</i>
sandman: there would be war, just for different reasons. There's plenty of female warmongers out there, and plenty of cut-throats.
One day I hope your ladies rise up and burn your horrendous ass, but, just like the proles in Oceania, I doubt your slaves know enough to do so.
Oh yeeahs, I do declayah, prayin' without a man neah gives me such a case of the vapahs. *waves little lacy fan*
The bottom line is that praying, like everything else, should be led by the men - ladies should not take over and speak for the men."
"...ladies should not take over and speak for the men."
Shove it right up your ass, Bro. Randy. You might get a prostate orgasm and not be a bitter twat for once. I can be a Reverend if I damn well want to.
A woman kneels alone in church, Bro Randy waddles in.
In that case, situation number two can´t take place. Moreover, if so, how does the verse in Mark, where Jesus tells his disciples how to pray, make sense?. Like everything else, by the way?, like bearing the children or having the period?
Do you ever get the feeling that all of them over there at teens-4, Debbie, Randy, Katyanne, etc., are actually one very mixed-up guy who keeps sock-puppeting himself? I mean they all use the same phrases and pretty much rehash the same drivel over and over.
Like everything else?
Say Randy... intelligence is not the dominion of one sex only. For instance the only person retarded enough to stand in for you is Carico - a female!
I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, Okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
Didn't Jesus tell you through the Gospels to pray quietly in private, instead of the shameless public mob prayer which accomplishes nothing? Or was that edited out of the KJV?
Do you have such little respect for what Jesus actually said? That makes you a pharisee as well as an arrogant ignoramus. All the signs are there.
No, no, you don't understand. Like all the males in my family, Randy's idea of a man "leading" is him standing there, not lifting a finger himself while ordering the inferior beings to do all his work for him. Then he plops into his recliner and expects to be waited on hand-and-foot by said inferior beings, because doing all that supervising just wore him out sooooooooo much!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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