"See, what actually happened is all the masculine, tough, motivated, and industrious Europeans left Europe to colonize N America, S America, and Australia, leaving behind all the effiminate atheistic sissies. Which is why I can bench press 3x as much as you weigh, and why my country could blow the crap out of yours without the loss of a single American life."
Ever hear of the Battle of Britain? In WWII? 1940? Y'know, British pilots of Spitfires & Hurricanes vs. Hitler's Luftwaffe. The vastly superior latter against the former, known as 'The Few'.
Amongst said 'Few' were (amongst Free French & Czech) Polish pilots:
'They [Polish] were the most reckless, savage, and bravest fliers I've ever witnessed. I'm just glad they were on our side!'
-Brig. Gen. Charles 'Chuck' Yeager, USAAF fighter pilot (1943).
...oh, and ever hear of one Douglas Bader? He was the RAF's greatest fighter ace in WWII. He didn't even have any legs.
The Battle of Britain. Made Hitler cack himself at the thought of invading my country. No America required.
'Atheistic sissies'? Such as, for example, Alan Turing. Not exactly your 'Captain America'-esque super-soldier hero, even I'm prepared to admit. But he's infinitely greater than any bemedalled front-line hero in WWII. Why?
Because of his vital work at Bletchley Park ('Station X') here in the UK, in deciphering the Nazis' Enigma-encoded transmissions (via his invention, 'Bombes') during WWII, the wealth of intelligence available to Churchill, the War Office, SIS, MI5 and what was shared with Gen. Eisenhower, ensured the success of D-Day, and the ultimate defeat of Hitler. Indeed, it's said that not only did Station X shorten the war by at least three years, it ensured 600,000 Allied troops came back home or didn't see battle. Thus the world we have today, and the freedom we enjoy as a result. One of said Allied troops who came home was probably your grandfather. Imagine if he hadn't come home, or if he did, too disabled/mutilated to conceive.
Yes, that's right. Your being born was ultimately down to the work of Alan Turing. A homosexual. And 'effiminate Atheistic sissy'. Ah, irony. 'Tis a cruel bitch, is she not? Guess who's having the last laugh jmschmucks:
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And he's dead.
"BTW, its Creation, not 'creationism.' Creation is not an ism, evolution is an ism. Evolutionism contains a complete and coherent belief system (albeit a tautological one) whereas the act of Creation is not specific to any belief system but is actually a method."
Someone would suggest otherwise:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitzmiller_v._Dover_Area_School_District#Decision
'On December 20, 2005, Judge Jones found for the plaintiffs and issued a 139 page decision, in which he wrote:' (exerpts; emphasis added):
'The evidence at trial demonstrates that ID is nothing less than the progeny of creationism'
'The overwhelming evidence at trial established that ID is a religious view, a mere re-labeling of creationism, and not a scientific theory.'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitzmiller_v._Dover_Area_School_District
Are you going to say to the face of The Honourable Judge John E. Jones III, that "its Creation, not 'creationism.' Creation is not an ism"?!
Anyway, all harshness aside, can you answer a serious question for me jmschmucks?:
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(check one)
[ ] Yes. I cant understand why you haven't done so before, because when I think about your "fundieism" logically, there really is no reason to live. You lot claim 'you're not of this world you're part of', after all. Amirite?
[ ] No. Homo faggot milquetoast coward hypocrite, much? Not 'masculine and tough' enough to believe you have the 'strength' (via 'bench pressing 3x as much as I weigh) to have the cranial muscles - or even the muscular 'brain' - to be able to withstand a .50 cal. round to the head, eh? No? Well then. Proved my point, much?
Choose wisely. If you've got the cojones to, that is, jmschmucks.
