Jesus is not a Hindu woman. Or any other person that has a mark on their forehead. He is not a Muslum either. How do I know? He came to New York and talked to me. That is right. He has returned, but not in body. Jesus talked to me in the spring of 2006. I have proof. I will say that again, I don’t have faith, I have proof. This is not at lie or a joke. Jesus really has returned. He talke to me. I am Melanie Stephan.
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Newsweek has a story about him.A native of Puerto Rico, [Jose Luis] de Jesus, 60, spent his youth drifting from the Roman Catholics to the Pentecostals to the Baptists. Then one night in 1973, he says, he awoke to a vision of two hulking men at his bedside who announced the arrival of the Lord, who, says de Jesus, "came to me and integrated with me." In the early years after founding Growing in Grace in Miami in 1986, de Jesus didn't claim to be Christ. Instead, he worked as a pastor spreading his doctrine: that under a new covenant with God, there is no sin and no Satan, and people are predestined to be saved. But as his following expanded, his claims did, too. In 1998, de Jesus avowed that he was the reincarnation of the Apostle Paul. Two years ago at Growing in Grace's world convention in Venezuela, he declared himself Christ. And just last week, he called himself the Antichrist and revealed a "666" tattooed on his forearm. His explanation: that, as the second coming of Christ, he rejects the continued worship of Jesus of Nazareth.
I have proof. I will say that again, I don’t have faith, I have proof. This is not at lie or a joke. Jesus really has returned. He talke to me. I am Melanie Stephan.
You have pot, er, proof, you say? Well, don't bogart it, share the good stuff!
So it's ridiculous to consider Jesus as a Hindu woman or a Muslim, but it's perfectly reasonable that a guy "becomes" the Apostle Paul, then Jesus, and then the Anti-Christ, complete with the "undeniable truth(tm) of a TATTOO of the wrong Anti-Christ number?
More news from Mel S.: "There is that number again 328 on what I wrote above. That number follows me everywhere. The last site that I visited, a kid from Canada had a system of turning the bible upside-down then he cut and stitched words together. Not only did he find the months of March, April and May. But he also found my last name in the bible with his method. I didn't think he was nuts at all. I was more than interested. He found the months that Jesus came to talked to me in 2006 and he found my name. The kid found my last name. I was more than interested. Doubt all you want, that is part of the fun in finding the answers, and Jesus. Love, Melanie
David D.G. -- I thought it amusing that she specifically points out that Jesus is not a Hindu woman, but apparently Jesus may be a Hindu man. Could be a pagan or some other religion, I guess, just not a Muslim or a Hindu woman.
Melanie #188328 3/26/2007 4:30:32 PM
Jesus is not a Hindu woman. Or any other person that has a mark on their forehead.
Oh my goodness good golly gosh I am glad to learn of this. Believe me I had to rub many forehead spots before I won the Quiky-Mart. Someone who looks like the picture jesus approached me just the other day. He said,"Vishnu".
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God is not a Hindu woman. Or any other person that has a mark on their forehead. She is not a Muslim either. How do I know? She came to Britain and talked to me. That is right. She has returned, but not in body. Haruhi Suzumiya talked to me in the spring of 2005 in an anime. I have proof. I will say that again, I don’t have faith, I have proof. This is not at lie or a joke. Haruhi really has returned. She talked to me. I am Anon-e-moose.
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"There are far to many people on Earth, we don’t need all of you in Heaven either. Smile"
Wow, feel that Christian love. This is one of the most contemptuous and hateful things I've seen in a while. It's the casual way she damns us all (with a smile!) that disturbs me.
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