The fight against creationism being taught in the schools is satanic. The fight is designed to keep out the Word of God. Pure and simple. True "science" allows for alternate examination and postulations. Evolutionists know that if their false belief was placed beside Biblical creation and closely examined, they would have egg on their face.
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"The fight against creationism being taught in the schools is satanic"
Well, if the fight is satanic,,,, fundies should stop fighting !!
As we can see, the tiger's striped coat developed through natural selection, or God made them that way, or Salvador Dali flies around the world on a magic raccoon painting them that way every morning, or Sammy Davis Jr made love to a goat while looking at a striped stick and that produced the first tiger, or maybe the guy who played Murdock on the A-team created them in his basement out of a children's home science kit and a few million domestic cats, or maybe they all walk under a dripping tin of black paint when we're not looking, or maybe they're made of striped candy or ......
Goddamn that's one large textbook.
Tell me why, dear fundie, is it that having the Word of God in the House of God isn't good enough for you? I'd like to see the dancing needed to avoid the honest answer of "to try and recruit more kids."
And while we're on the topic of "equal time," when will we be allowed to make the Sunday School teachers teach evolution? You know, so th kids can know both sides...
"True "science" allows for alternate examination and postulations."
Yes, and it also asks what evidence exists to support said alternates. Creation doesn't make the cut because it has no evidence.
<Evolutionists know that if their false belief was placed beside Biblical creation and closely examined, they would have egg on their face.>
Yeah, egg on their face because they allowed religious nonsense without a shred of supporting evidence to be seriously considered as a viable alternative.
"Evolutionists know that if their false belief was placed beside Biblical creation and closely examined, they would have egg on their face."
this already happened. over a hundred years ago, and creationism lost. and since then evolution has only grown stronger.
creation is like the bully the kid manages to defeat that shows the sensei he has potential. evolution now is that kid after several years training condensed into an 80s training montage with mister miyagi.
asking for a rematch now would be silly.
The fight is to keep school a place for knowledge and learning, and keep out the fairy-tales and brainwashing.
Cretinism is "science", yes. Real science allows for evidence-based alternatives.
It would be the eggs of cretinism that blew up in everyone's face, silly-nilly.
Biblical creation was placed beside "evolutionism" and closely examined, in court, about three years after this post, wasn't it? It wasn't the "evolutionists" that had egg on their faces afterwards?
Meanwhile, Kitzmiller vs. Dover.
Decided for the plaintiffs by the Conservative Christian Judge John E. Jones III, personally appointed to the Federal bench by the Creationism-belie ving George Dumbya Bush, who in turn was voted in - twice - by Creation-belie ving Conservative Christians like you .
Therefore you're admitting that you're satanic, o Ruptured Retards. Facial omelettes all round! >:D
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