AIDS is bio-terrorism created to kill billions some doctors and scientists say
There is a story that has actually been around for a while, but it is starting to get a lot of press about how Aids began as a part of a smallpox vaccination program in the mid-1970's. I wonder how valid this concept of biological warfare is? It could be a dream come true for the mafia to kill people off and make it look like it was the result of natural causes. Perhaps they should make a movie about it.
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I want youse guys to give that squealer HIV and in five to fifteen years he'll die from AIDS. In the interveneing decade he'll still be able to challenge, expose or inhibit our criminal activities and his death will not send a message to anyone.
Whack em', whack em' good!
John mets a real scientiest.
John: Mr. Scientist what is AIDs?
Scientist: Well John, AIDs is a medical disorder that results when one's immune system completly stops functioning. The most common cause of AIDs is the virus HIV which specifically attacks white blood cells.
John: No way! That's totaly crap. I don't belive you.
John goes see a "scientist".
John: Mr. Scientist, what is AIDs.
"Scientist: Well John, AIDs is a biological weapon made by the terroists, or possibly the mafia to kill Americans.
John: That makes sense. That other guy had no idea what he was talking about.
In all seriousness, if HIV really is a biological weapon, its the worst one imaginable. First of all it can only be transfered by sex or shearing needles, the virus has a lysogenic cycle which means it can lie dorment for years, it takes almost a decade for one to devlope AIDs and even then the HIV isn't what kills you. Any real biological weapon would be highly contagious and would kill within days if not hours. And even if AIDs is a biological weapon used against America, it's completly backfired because the highest concentration of AIDs patients is in Afirca!
Wow! JohnR7's a brave, brave man... Because now, we have to kill him.
You should never have talked, JohnR7!
It´s been part of a tinfoil hat conspiracy theory which has no basis in reality and there is nothing new now. AIDS, not Aids, originated in Africa, sometime between the 20's and 40's and has nothing to do with smallpox vaccination. As your orthography is atrocious and you provide no evidence, I think you deserve the tinfoil hat award.
"Some say" is faux-news for I am making up some bullshit, but if I can attribute it to "some say" it may seem more truthful.
JohnR7, fuck off, truly, just fuck off.
This belief is extremely unfunny.
In 2003 this belief led to the suspension of the polio eradication program in Kano province in Northern Nigeria for ten months. The following year, two thirds of the worlds cases of polio occurred in Nigeria, and Kano incubated poliomyelitis has spread to other countries such as Yemen and Indonesia.
This moronic bit of conspiracy mongering has set back a vital international program by years.
WTF? Seriously: WTF?
And of course ebola is a side effect of logging in the Amazon!
And the Mafia are responsible for the melting of the icecaps, global warming and the extinction of the dodo.
Whatever you're smoking, stop it NOW!
Did you also know that the government has a car that runs on water. It runs on water!
Except they won't release it because it's all controlled by the oil companies who want to make a profit. It runs on water, man, water!
Or maybe, just maybe you should get off the weed?
Perhaps you should research how AIDS works. It it's a Mafia kill tactic, it's REALLY slow. It kills, but as it takes considerable time for symptoms to even start showing, there are far more effective means.
I heard about this a few months ago in an interview on liveleak (the conspiracy theorist's bible) with a man who supposedly worked for the company in question, saying that AIDS was an accidental byproduct created while designing and testing a certain vaccine.
I actually wouldn't be the least surprised if this were true, most horrible atrocities these days seem to be connected to the pursuit of profits somewhere along the line.
Maybe this belongs in the conspiracy theorists section though?
Matilde, it wouldn't surprise me if monkeys or other primates did get smallpox. Chimps get polio, so the idea that disease could cross the species line to something that closely related to us is very possible.
Tin-foil hat award seconded for JohnR7. Those kooks have been saying AIDS is a manufactured disease for some time, and that all vaccinations are poisons, re: the unfounded rumors about MMR vaccines "causing" autism.
Unless you are multiple people, some of which are doctors and some of which are scientists, I suggest you break the story to Fox News. They'll believe you and make an incorrect graph about it, and probably photoshop your face so you look like Jesus.
C'mon, John, now dream up a motive to go with that story, before you turn it into a screen play. Also, who's going to play the good guy?
Confused?
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