Quote# 19439

Way, way way too much government control. All these laws are leading up to the implementation of the law of the Beast.

Government controls your every move. Then the "republic" falls. Then the Chavez or Ayatollah government takes over.

Things are moving rather quickly.

A fourteen-year-old girl cannot drive a car, buy a pack of cigarettes, or eat trans-fats. But she can conspire in the murder of her own child. We're done.

UNeverEverNo, Rapture Ready 25 Comments [1/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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PhantasyElementz

Yeah, well, I'm going to be entrusted with the future of our country before I can be trusted with alcohol consumption. Age limits on stuff are so wacked.
And sorry, 14-year-olds can totally eat trans fat.

1/15/2007 6:58:52 AM

Oculus Invisibilis

Yes, she can \"conspire in the murder of her own child\"/abort because that would save her health and childhood.
Just as not buying cigarettes, not drive a car and not eating trans-fat would.

1/15/2007 6:59:41 AM



They forgot that in most states the only contract an 18 year old can legelly sign is the one that allows them to join the military.
Even though that same 18 year old cannot buy beer or cigarettes.

1/15/2007 7:12:29 AM

Traitor1

Ok, i kinda was with you until you typed those last two sentences....what the hell?

1/15/2007 7:28:04 AM

D Laurier

what?
Could someone translate that into a logical statement?

1/15/2007 7:38:36 AM

Redhunter

Sounds like someone is running low on tin-foil...

Dr. dr. help me please, I know youll understand
Theres a time device inside of me, Im a self-destructin man
Theres a red, under my bed
And theres a little green man in my head
And he said, youre not goin crazy, youre just a bit sad
cause theres a man in ya, knawin ya, tearin ya into two.

Paranoia, the Destroyer [/kinks mode]


1/15/2007 7:45:53 AM

Beccs

Okay, so the government is conspiring with Chavez, the Ayatollah and 14 year old girls to bring in a new ages of terror to the masses?

1/15/2007 8:43:04 AM

[url=http://tinyurl.com/ya3433]Sanity[/url]

Beccs, I'm afraid. But only of the government and the 14-year-olds.

1/15/2007 8:45:27 AM

Tdevil

So, does a McDonalds cashier have to check ID on girls who look under 18? Oh wait how stupid of me! I forgot the legal age for trans fat consumption is 16, at least where I'm from!

1/15/2007 10:02:56 AM

Matilde

Consider the following. As he can´t drive, buy a pack of cigarets or vote, it´s actually HER PARENTS who decide, blame them. And where the government has ANYTHING to do with this?. If she wants the baby, nothing will stop her.

1/15/2007 10:09:54 AM

BurntBush

\"pack of cigarettes\"? WTF?
Where are you from? Appalachia?

1/15/2007 12:22:08 PM

anevilmeme

Let's see,

Big Gov't out of control? Check.
the Beast? Check.
abortion? Check.

Fundism acheived!

1/15/2007 12:37:40 PM

Tiny Bulcher

You heard it here first, folks. Give now to the Chavez for America 2008 campaign!

1/15/2007 2:03:04 PM

Mister Spak

Also the government can listen to your phone and open your mail without a warrent, arrest you without charges, hold you without trial, all courtesy of conservatives. We're done.

1/15/2007 2:42:52 PM

dykitty

Okay...if the Tribulation is all lined up to start rolling, why worry about abortions? Everyoine's gonna die and go to hell or be raptured away according to you nut-jobs anyway.

1/15/2007 3:02:27 PM

Adrian

Beccs, I'm afraid. But only of the government and the 14-year-olds.

Dunno about the government, but Pedobear should be more than willing to help you with 14-years-old-girls related problems :P Perhaps you can manage to convince him to maul the tyrant-in-chief, while he's at it.


1/15/2007 4:00:21 PM

Papabear

\"Way, way way too much government control. All these laws are leading up to the implementation of the law of the Beast.\"

This from what I presume is a right-wing Fundie who probably supports government controls on who can marry who, what views can be expressed in the media and government promotion of Xian dogma.


\"Government controls your every move. Then the \"republic\" falls. Then the Chavez or Ayatollah government takes over.\"

Of course, if the \"republic\" were taken over by Benito or Adolph that would be OK.

Hey, you might like the Ayatollah's government. It wouldn't be leftist.



\"Things are moving rather quickly.\"

It must be those 6 bran muffins and that bowl of prunes you had for breakfast.


\"A fourteen-year-old girl cannot drive a car, buy a pack of cigarettes, or eat trans-fats. But she can conspire in the murder of her own child.\"

No, it is not a child, therefore, it is not murder.


\"We're done.\"

I'm not done, but I'm glad you are.

1/15/2007 4:24:41 PM

The Watcher

If an undifferentiated clump of cell matter was a child, you'd be right.

1/15/2007 4:30:18 PM

Berny

Now, if that same 14-year-old had access to informative, non-judgmental, sex education, and ready access to reliable birth control, instead of fundie bullshit celibacy programs, maybe she wouldn't have to contemplate an abortion.
Did you ever think of that? No? Didn't think so.

1/15/2007 6:24:03 PM

Drakeal

Logically, a fourteen-year-old-girl should not be pregnant in the first place. Fourteen-year-olds can't even get married in most developed countries. And the age for marrage tends to be lower than the legal age for sex.

1/15/2007 6:38:32 PM

b. beau brinker

Pedobear? WTF?

oh, it's just Encyclopedia Dramatica. Nothing to see here, folks...

1/16/2007 1:24:27 AM

Coffee

Damn, I've been meaning to buy stock in tin foil...

1/16/2007 6:21:35 PM

Hw22

Well damn, I thought 14-year-olds could eat trans-fats, but what the fuck am I thinking?

4/29/2008 11:15:04 PM

NoriMori

Since when can 14-year-old girls not eat trans-fats? I don't remember that law being passed...

And she's not conspiring "in the murder of her own child", because it's not a child yet. Duh.

4/5/2010 7:17:32 AM



So a person can make their own decisions=too much government control.



How do these people not suffer cognitive dissonance?

7/17/2017 8:31:48 AM

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