if we evolved from monkeys...Why are there still moneys?
and i didnt know there were chinese, mexican, african , caucasian monkeys
that evolved
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If we evolved from monkeys, why is there still money? Well, because it's better than using a barter system, of course.
Wait! Monkeys have been using money? Oh no! They're evolving intelligence! It won't be long before they enslave us all! ENSLAVE US ALL, I TELL YOU!
Because it´s not abracadabra stuff and, tchan, we turn a monkey into a human. We just say that monkeys and human beings have a COMMON ANCESTOR, who has disappeared.
Because humans don't fill the same ecological niches as monkeys.
And, Ass Attack, the differences in human populations evolved long after the human line diverged from the ancestors we share with monkeys' line.
"and i didnt know there were chinese, mexican, african , caucasian monkeys
that evolved"
I must have missed the part in the Bible where it mentions God creating each of these different natinalities.
Actually, there are Asian, South American, African and, at one time, European monkeys. The niches they evolved to fill remain.
Your point, though, must make your hats look funny.
If we what???? If i am descended from my cousin, why does my cousin exist?
Ok ash, TRY TO THINK FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE.
Its called CLADISTICS, Go and look at the cladistic relationship between humans and all the other primates.
The funniest thing about this quote is that it was GEORGE CARLIN who said it. Carlin is one of the loudest, funniest, most opininated Atheists in the world.]
I wonder if so many theists would use it if they knew where it came from?
"if we evolved from monkeys...Why are there still moneys?
Because you molest children, that's why.
Yes, humans are indeed highly evolved primates. You can leave the "highly evolved" part off when referring to people posting on this stupid forum, however. Highly evolved primates don't argue with obscure quotes who's author's have no idea that you are even arguing with them.
PSSST,,, We evolved from amoebas too and there are still assloads of those around! Unfortunately, apparently you missed the memo and became an assload retaining the amoeba-size mental capacity.
By the way Matt, this forum is only stupid if some one is too inbred, retarded, and/or brainwashed to understand it; just like Evolution.
Savvy?
Everybody. We really can't argue the Monkey claim, some scientists have said it because it's true.
Evolution is ascendancy from lesser forms. Before we were human we were ape-like, before we were ape-like we were monkey-like, before we were monkey-like we were rodent-like and before we were rodent like we were lizard-like. They've got us on this, but it's still a strawman argument.
Mankind started in Africa or the Middle-East, one was first but ALL evidence says the other was second. So,, Northern Africa probably.
Races developed as we spread out around the world.
Every user of that phrase (no matter what spelling or grammatical variations they have) brings it out with a smug, triumphant "Aha, take THAT, evolutionalistics!" attitude and a firm conviction that it's the final unanswerable question that will drive a stake in Darwin's heart.
Every one of them is also a moron.
All humans were first African, nitwit. Then they migrated out into the rest of the world, and Chinese, Mexican, Arabic, Caucasian, etc, evolved after that. The ones passing Europe cross-bred with Neanderthals (so Africans are "purer" than the rest of us).
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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