My message to men and real women on college campuses everywhere: Stay away from feminists and strippers. The last thing you want to date is a girl who studies feminism. Be sure she believes in equal rights for men to be in the family. Make certain she rejects feminism before even asking her out on a date. Get to know her previous boyfriend to find out why they broke up. If she says he is a jerk but he isn’t, you probably have a feminist on your hands.
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Thanks for the dating tips, Dave. Now let me rip through this bullshit of yours.
My message to men and real women on college campuses everywhere: Stay away from feminists and strippers. The last thing you want to date is a girl who studies feminism.
Did you say "the last thing you want to date"? You did. So women are "things" now? And you're the one bashing feminism?
Be sure she believes in equal rights for men to be in the family. Make certain she rejects feminism before even asking her out on a date.
That's right. Who cares what kind of person she is, just as long as she does not feel strongly about the most pertinent issue of the past century relevant to her gender. You're a fucking idiot.
Get to know her previous boyfriend to find out why they broke up. If she says he is a jerk but he isn’t, you probably have a feminist on your hands.
Yeah. Spy on her while you're at it too. And if your throw-away two-cent judgement of someone's character does not match hers, then make another throw-away judgement and call her a feminist... because there is nothing worse than women looking after their own dignity. [/sarcasm]
Go die in a sewer, you braindead mysogynistic fucktard.
"Be sure she believes in equal rights for men to be in the family?"
"...to be in the family?" Is that really a problem, feminists denying men the right to be in the family?
rlrr -- That book is available in a boxed set with his other books, How I went to College and never had any friends and his classic, How I went to College, but never learned anything.
Whilst there's plenty of stupid chicks out there, and whilst plenty of them throw out "He's a jerk" when that's not at all the reason for a breakup, it doesn't follow that feminism is to blame for either (Or stripping, which you seem to leave to one side).
My message to women (who can think) on college campuses everywhere: Stay away from misogynist fucktard cretins. The last thing (that's right: a man who can not think is not a true living being, without awareness and brain one is a fundie) you want to date is a man who doesn't know jack shit about feminism, but has unmitigated audacity to make up lies and slander about it. Be sure he believes in equal rights for men and women alike. Make certain he rejects misogynist bullshit before even asking him out on a date. Get to know his previous girlfriend to find out why they broke up. If he says she is a disobedient bitch or something but she isn’t, you probably have a misogynist fucktard on your hands.
Fundies suck!
I happen to be a 'guy' and also a 'feminist'. Every person I come across is real , be it a man or woman, cause I don't make imaginary people in my mind. In my book, girls who are well informed about issues surrounding feminism rank as super-hot. . Ya, there are man-hating feminists, but they are as rare as god-hating atheists, and I have yet to come across feminists who don't want equality for men.
"Get to know her previous boyfriend to find out why they broke up. If she says he is a jerk but he isn’t, you probably have a feminist on your hands."
Or, maybe, you could talk to her to find out what her opinions are. Just a thought.
We're being equated with strippers? Hey now. Not every stripper is a feminist.
I suppose he's implying that feminists are either lesbians ("rights for men to be in the family") or will break up with a man that doesn't let her walk all over him.
If a woman tells me she broke up with a guy because he was a jerk, I'll take her word for it. How would I know? I never dated and/or was intimite with him.
Stay away from feminists and strippers.
How else will I get that paint and wallpaper off my wall?
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Feminist and strippers?, I used to think they don´t get along. Anyway, my mom told me, stay away from idiots who want to know from your previous boyfriends, now I know why.
And what is the message for women, by the way?, if you´re lesbian stay away from feminists?. And since when are women THINGS?. Following your logic, I know what your equal "rights" for a man in the family are.
Dude, you're talking about dating women in college. Hopefully, if a girl is pursuing higher education, she has enough drive and ambition to want something more out of life than being a Stepford wife.
I just read the rest of that article.
Colleges are famous for mandatory hyper-feminist coursework featuring lawyers and feminist activists that teach women how to use sex to take advantage of men and any institution that involves men.
Whoa, I missed that course. My college had nothing like it and the required courses were things like "Introduction to Literature."
But UNC and Duke, like most universities, do not have men’s studies programs. This is because “professional” feminism dictates that men are not allowed to have views on social issues, marriage, family, divorce, childbearing, or childrearing.
For crying out loud, the whole reason there are women's studies courses is that the entire curriculum of the average university of the pre-1960s was "Men's Studies."
However, I think that he hasn´t connected the issue well. The stripper who made that accusation, even if she was holding a delusion, is far from being a feminist. She´s a stripper who did it because she was a single mother in the ruin with a very low paid job which she should resing when over 35, to begin with, so she´s just looking for a husband to make ends come. Second, looney accusators are everywhere, I don´t know why is this guy so cozy with feminism or with women in general. Following that logic, should we shun all business men and shopkeepers because some guys burn their business to the ground to cash the money from the assurance company?
Hopefully, if a girl is pursuing higher education, she has enough drive and ambition to want something more out of life than being a Stepford wife.
Given some of the girls at my high school who are going to college, I'd call this an overgeneralization.
In his fundy-defense he's not saying all women with previous history with men are damaged goods. OMG it's a non virgin ruuuuuun!
I'm done with that point now.
What a pathetic, stupid, hateful, ignorant, miserable little man! It breaks my heart to think that somewhere out there in this day and age there's people of both sexes still being raised to believe this sort of bile.
Why is there such a stigma against barefoot, pregnant women? I always hear this "barefoot and pregnant" complaint, and I don't quite get it. My whole family runs around barefoot pretty much all the time unless we have to wear shoes to go out. Why are you people forcing women to wear shoes? Why are you so against women having babies? ...bunch of sickoes.
Get to know her ex so you can suss her out? What, she can't be trusted to give you a reasonable explanation as to why they're not still together? Is the potential girlfriend told what's happening, specicially why it's being done?
Checking up on someone, investigating their "version" of the truth is a huge breach of trust and an excellent reason to end a relationship. Why is it that these anti feminists always have the emotional maturity of a 16 year old? The armchair pyschologist in me would guess some sort of traumatic dating experience in high school.
The armchair pyschologist in me would guess some sort of traumatic dating experience in high school.
That, or just being too dumb to accept brainwashing from other anti-feminist assholes. Only dumb people buy assorted repressive claptrap like abstinence-only sex ed, that women must submit to their husbands, that homosexuals are evil and so on.
That, or just being too dumb to accept brainwashing from other anti-feminist assholes. Only dumb people buy assorted repressive claptrap like abstinence-only sex ed, that women must submit to their husbands, that homosexuals are evil and so on.
I like to tell myself that, but there are plenty of smart people who believe in really stupid things.
Fine by me, just helps to weed out the fucking nutjobs from the dating pool. If I can escape a guy like that without ever having to go on a horrible date with him, hey, timesaver.
Why do I get the feeling that his definition of "real women" is "mindless, obedient slaves"? The idea that women are people really gets in the way of using them, doesn't it?
I'm a feminist... and a real woman. Whatcha gonna do about it, little boy? Oh right, you'll cry on the internet about the evil feminists. How dare they not bow to your every whim?
Actually, feminist strippers are kinda hot -- and I'm not even attracted to women, really. Of course, those feminists who do strip acts at all are more likely to do so in feminist contexts than strip-bar contexts, so...
@napoleon the clown
"Mr. Usher, you are evidently under the false belief that feminism is about female superiority. That's called radical feminism. Feminism is about gender equality"
Radical feminism is also about gender equality. Perhaps it got a bad name because of the word "radical", but "radical" simply means "to the root". Radical feminists believe that misogyny is deeply embedded in our society and culture and that a revolution in thinking is needed to--well, weed it out. It is as equally condemning of male gender roles as female ones, recognizing that while women have certainly gotten the short end of the stick, men are cheated by them too. Consider celebrated radical feminist bell hooks and "Feminism is for Everybody".
What about real men? But, as a real man is a feminist man, you might have a point with excluding it from your anti-equality rant. You ought to have excluded real women too, and just said obnoxious sexist men and subservient women.
"Be sure she believes in equal rights for men to be in the family."
Whut? Feminism IS equal rights, stupid, for men AND women.
What do you have against strippers? Some do it of their own free will and are really good. Many strippers were promised a prosperous dancing career in Europe/USA and ended up in a career of "Strip, you bitch, or else...". Neither deserves to be denigrated by a stupid obnoxios sexist like you.
http://www.upworthy.com/who-doesnt-like-to-watch-half-naked-girls-dancing-these-guys-after-they-see-why-its-happening
"Stay away from feminists and strippers. The last thing you want to date is a girl who studies feminism. Be sure she believes in equal rights for men to be in the family. Make certain she rejects feminism before even asking her out on a date."
I work in a computer shop. The lady in my life is the deputy-manageress in a clothes section of a department store. She has a higher position than I do (the owner of the computer shop I work at is a woman ); she makes more money than I do. Problem, Dave? Because I don't.
"Get to know her previous boyfriend"
As in the Biblical sense? Bi much, Davey-boy...?! [/Freud] >:D
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